John Miller

PENCE RECAPTURED AFTER FLEEING TRUMP CAMPAIGN BUS

VIRGINIA — Calling it a “scary moment” and a “close call,” Donald Trump’s campaign officials confirmed that they had recaptured Mike Pence after the Indiana governor attempted to flee the campaign bus in the early hours of Friday morning.

According to the campaign, Pence had asked to stop at a McDonald’s in rural Virginia so that he could use the bathroom, but aides grew concerned when the governor failed to reappear after twenty minutes.

After determining that Pence had given them the slip, Trump staffers fanned out across the Virginia backcountry, where the governor was believed to have fled.

News that Pence had vanished touched off a panic in Indiana, where residents feared that he might return to resume his political career.

After forty-five minutes of searching, however, campaign officials located a bedraggled and dazed Pence walking along Virginia State Route 287, where the Republican Vice-Presidential nominee was attempting unsuccessfully to hitch a ride.

A confrontation that Trump aides characterized as “tense” ensued, after which a sobbing Pence returned to the bus.

In the aftermath of Pence’s disappearance, Hope Hicks, Trump’s press secretary, attempted to downplay the severity of the incident. “This is the kind of thing that happens in the course of a long and demanding campaign,” she said. “Having said that, we’re grateful to have Mike Pence back with us, and we won’t let him get away again.”

Reportedly, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie offered to fill in for Pence in the event that he became unable to fulfill his duties. That offer was declined.

You mean lib posted a fake pic? I am shocked!

https://www.charitywatch.org/ratings-and-metrics/bill-hillary-chelsea-clinton-foundation/478

The Bill, Hillary & Chelsea Clinton Foundation is an A rated charity. It takes only $2.00 to raise $100.00 (that ratio of some charities will make your head spin - some take $80.00 or more to raise $100.00). The overhead is 12% while spending for the program accounts for 88%. There aren't many charities that get these kind of ratios maximizing their program work out of the funds they raise.

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/607632-trumps-hot-air-balloon-is-ripping/

You're trying too hard, lib.

Trump would have used better words. The best words. And that hostage would have been released as a result of those words. Believe me.

Can't give him credit when his supporters don't care what he says, they just nod and follow.

Good point. We'll award Trump no recognotion then.

Already taken, I'm afraid.

What will be your campaign slogan?

Make America WIN again!

there you go with your liberal elite dictionary words

They've got nothing on Trump's words. He's got the best words. Long words. Big words. Beautiful words.

And we will make the atmosphere pay for it!

Naturally.

Now I'm not so sure about the wall, maybe some of the co2 should stay. But if the co2 should leave and then come back, we would let that co2 stay.

Maybe we deport the CO2 and once it rids itself of the C - preferrably back into the ground to make coal, it can come back as O2.

We need to build a wall to keep this co2 out and we will make the co2 pay for it, believe me!

Can't we just round up the CO2 and deport it from our atmosphere? Or just the bad CO2 and the good CO2 we need to work with it? I get confused so easily...

You should run for President!

It's all about the people. Good people. Great people.

We need to build a very big wall around all of our hospitals to keep these sick people out! China has a wall and you don't see sick people in their hospitals.

That's brilliant. It'll reduce health care cost tremendously. When you think about it, that really means that the sick people will pay for the wall. I love it!

Many people are saying that many people are coming from hundreds and thousands of miles away just to see Hillary. I don't know that for sure, but that's what many people are saying.

If that's what many people are saying, then there must be truth to it. Otherwise not so many people would be saying this.

It's going to be very, very hard to stop Hillary with that many people showing up at her events all over the cóuntry. I mean, tens of thousands in Montana. There ain't that many people living there, believe me.

This is how Republicans fight poverty. They just get rid of the poor by letting them die. What a crowd.

http://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/poor-and-uninsured-in-texas

Many people are saying that this looks like tens of thousands.

I never heard of the alt-right before. OMG, this is in addition to his regular racist b.s. that we've heard all along.

13 Examples Of Donald Trump Being Racist

The Justice Department sued his company ― twice ― for not renting to black people

In fact, discrimination against black people has been a pattern in his career

He refused to condemn the white supremacists who are campaigning for him

He called supporters who beat up a homeless Latino man “passionate”

He encouraged the mob justice that resulted in the wrongful imprisonment of the Central Park Five

He condoned the beating of a Black Lives Matter protester

He treats racial groups as monoliths

He trashed Native Americans, too

He stereotyped Jews and shared an anti-Semitic meme created by white supremacists

He treats African-American supporters as tokens to dispel the idea he is racist

He attacked Muslim Gold Star parents

He claimed a judge was biased because “he’s a Mexican”

He questions whether President Obama was born in the United States

Link: http://www.huffingto...4b03260bf777e83

In a nutshell, Trump is a racist arsewipe.

Just give it a minute and he'll be back to amnesty.