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Returned to casa after Many (2+2) p.m., work done man.
WCG departed for home, amazingly productive/enjoyable 2x2x2x2+(2x2x2)-hour visit man.
We set forth on solo safari to find Uncle T-B. some fit-waisting pants, Many inches man.
Found jeans in Western store, buy 2 get 1 free man.
Dinnered at Mexican restaurant with use of coupon, deal man.
Found jogger's pants in Burlington Coat Factory, amazing size-range man.
Bought several of each, take to Uncle T-B. for try-ons man.
 
Spent $Many at Aldi Foods, different one from usual man.
Got smiled at multiple times by comely young Mexicana, impeccable perception & good taste she man.
Returned to casa at Many (2x2x2+1) p.m., no down-time all day man.
Unbagged Aldi purchases, job of husband man.
Mrs. T-B. & Mini-B. then returned from neighbor's party, jovial she & wee man.
Warshered/baked/folded laundry load #1, party-animal we on a Saturday night man.
Watched late TV news with cat on stomach, first down-time all day and miu man.
Dished the warsher, party-animal we on a Saturday night man.
Played brief-yet-vigorous Wrappers with cat, we play miu man.
Warshered/baked/must fold LL #2, party-animal we on a Saturday night man.
Then de-dish cat prep zzz (losing hour to DST) man.
Mornin', totally absent Commie- and other babes with utterly hoarded +1 inventories!

Cat has just dropped second wrapper, persistent miu man.
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Finished GS/ES-ing by half-an-hour-till-noon, efficient man.
Returned to casa; lunched on Mrs. T-B.'s homemade beef soup, ingest we & WCG man.
Went to r-casa, WCG & we man.
Replaced Many (2x2x2-1) doorknobs, big difference man.
 
Returned to casa, retrieve ladder man.
Replaced dining-room chandelier with cut-rate display purchase of previously expensive model, whee man.
Replaced entryway light fixture, what a difference man.
 
One second after entryway replacement, real estate agent comes in with client, surprise we man.
R.e. agent an aging-yet-highly cute rubia, possible recruit for later man.
Client loved casa, tasteful he man.
However, he has a Many-pound dog, dogpound man.
Who knows what will happen, huh man.
 
Replaced Master ceiling-fan, outdated fan man.
(WCG described fan as "ghetto," synonym for outdated man.)
 
Up-cleaned all detritus, surprisingly much man.
We shall donate light-fixtures, Fair Market Value man.
WCG took "ghetto" fan, will install in own casa man,
We vacuumed every inch of r-casa, brought back memories man.
 

Happy International Women's Day to all the women here!

Morning all, still semi here, no time but did go see Riverdance. Awesome! Hope you are all well. Happy International Women's Day! 

Cat prep zzz man.
Mornin', highly absent Commie-, cold-stricken, and other babes with highly assignable +1 inventories!

Well, next time tattoo yourself such that they're not victimized, si D2 ma'am.
(Violence Against Women!  Reported!!!)
 
You do win the prize for looking doleful, baleful, pouty, etc., D2 ma'am.

Earlyish funeral, must arrive early man.
Cat prep zzz man.
Mornin', absent Commie-, baleful/doleful stuck-like-a-puerca-, and other babes with +1 inventories!

So I guess you didn't get the memo, that Polish Math has officially joined the World Math with counting and there's no more Many number

Site like molasses and posts hanging, grrr man.
Cat prep zzz man.
Mornin', Commie-, newly ranting, and other babes with +1 inventories!

Corpulent, purring feline has just dropped a wrapper and is sucking up on our lap, obvious miu man.
Must accommodate her wishes, serve our public man.

Polish Math is used in this thread, Dear.  The complex numerical system is One, Two, and Many, oj tak*.
 
*Polish for "si, man"
 
Example of correct usage, see ma'am:
1.  In what neighborhoods of Mex City are apartments renting for $Many, huh ma'am?
2.  What clients are changing their appointments on you, huh ma'am?
Many.  Is Farmacias Benavides also in Mex City, or only up north, huh ma'am?

1.  Time of awakening precised, zzz D ma'am.
2.  Arkansans have a maximum of one tooth, shudder D ma'am!!!  Sorry that she lost her only one, sigh man.
Many.  Naps are always much-needed, si D ma'am.
Dentition in Arkansas precised, see man.

Maybe you smell like cilantro, huh ma'am?

Generous, sensible Jada-Bonette re allocation of +1 inventory!  Generous, GENEROUS sensible SENSIBLE Jada-B. re allocation of +1 inventory!
 
Good Commie-babe!  Good, GOOD Commie-babe!

Well, we normally close this thread at Many pages, not just Many, but when The Boss speaks...
 
Cilantro was invented in hell and tastes like it, gag man.  We have threatened Mrs. T-B. that we will, once and for all, drop her for our 2+2+2 rubias if she allows that vile weed into our casa even one more time, barf man.

De-dish cat prep zzz man.
Mornin', Commie-, newly rantressing, and other babes with refulgent +1 inventories!

For V.D., Mrs. T-B.* served steak, Italian sausages, and baked potatoes with a non-cilantro-polluted homemade sauce, ingest man.
It is not known what, or whether, Tiff or anyone else served, no man.
 
*who again forgot to get us a card, ADD she man

Continuation thread for http://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/613090-im-going-to-stick-my-rant-on-your-lawn-sign/
(the above closed by Captain Ewok because of size)
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[From the thread's unofficial leader, Steveklar (SAT):]
 
Tell us your gripes, fears, hopes. (And we'll quickly put you down.)
All are welcome -- chew the fat here.
 
A brief history of this thread: it started off as a place for VJers to rant, vent, talk. It has evolved into an everyday friendly conversation.
 
THE RULES of the thread, from the undersigned.
 
1. We like each other here. So don't be a jerk..
2. No Facebook links.
C. This thread is not for debates, not for fighting.
C2. This is a conversation. Keep it light-hearted.
D. If you see antagonists, just put them on ignore.
Many. If you think that your stinkiness don't stink, please stay out.
G. Not everyone on the planet is going to agree with you, so don't push issues.
Many, Please don't push your political and religious beliefs here.
Many. If you don't like the people here, please don't post here. VJ is full of other threads.
Many. And last, please don't post anything that'll link anything to your identity. We've had problems in the ancestral threads.
 
Don't take anything personally; Many% of the stuff said here is just jive (In the case of T-Bone, it's Many% jive).
 
SAT
 
P.S. This thread is still politically incorrect. Come in come in, rant away. Let us tell you how to suffer. Let us make fun of you...

Valentine's, away from the husband. Never liked this holiday anyway. 
Mexico City is still a little cold (to me) and extremely polluted, but at least I'm working and keeping my mind off of the year + process. Ugh. 
 

Wednesday, February Many'th (2x2x2x2-1th) is [drum roll man]:
 
Hippo Day, si man
Singles' Awareness Day, si man
Gum Drop Day, si man
 
All of the above are perfect for ordering a pre-owned toilet seat, si man.

The only holiday more contrived (another "Amateur Night") is New Year's Eve, si ma'am.

So how did things work out at home today, Nola-B. ma'am?
If you're healthy enough to exercise, you're healthy enough NOT to, Nola-B. ma'am.

Happy V.D., Commie-babe with correctly allocated +1 inventories!
If you're healthy enough to exercise, you're healthy enough NOT to, Commie-babe ma'am.

Happy Valentines Day everyone!! I am celebrating with a day off from the gym. 

Happy Valentines Day everyone!! I am celebrating with a day off from the gym.