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I mean, do you wake up with minty breath?

Of course. And I piss spring water, too.

:lol: and your farts smell like vanilla candles?

kinda like that one last night i left in the bedroom when you was ready to go to sleep? :innocent:

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I mean, do you wake up with minty breath?

Of course. And I piss spring water, too.

:lol: and your farts smell like vanilla candles?

kinda like that one last night i left in the bedroom when you was ready to go to sleep? :innocent:

:lol::lol: Did it put her to sleep right away? :D

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Brazil
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I mean, do you wake up with minty breath?

Of course. And I piss spring water, too.

:lol: and your farts smell like vanilla candles?

kinda like that one last night i left in the bedroom when you was ready to go to sleep? :innocent:

:lol::lol: Did it put her to sleep right away? :D

that was terrible. I had to leave the bedroom and then I came back and it was still smelling. So I used some of his cologne in the bedroom and left again and came back was still smelling. Hell, I woke up this morning and could still smell it :lol:



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* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
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*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

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*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

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I mean, do you wake up with minty breath?

Of course. And I piss spring water, too.

:lol: and your farts smell like vanilla candles?

kinda like that one last night i left in the bedroom when you was ready to go to sleep? :innocent:

:lol::lol: Did it put her to sleep right away? :D

that was terrible. I had to leave the bedroom and then I came back and it was still smelling. So I used some of his cologne in the bedroom and left again and came back was still smelling. Hell, I woke up this morning and could still smell it :lol:

We have one of the scented candles in the bathroom...lighting the candle seems to be the only thing that completely removes the noxious fumes after somebody's pinched a loaf.

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I mean, do you wake up with minty breath?

Of course. And I piss spring water, too.

:lol: and your farts smell like vanilla candles?

kinda like that one last night i left in the bedroom when you was ready to go to sleep? :innocent:

:lol::lol: Did it put her to sleep right away? :D

that was terrible. I had to leave the bedroom and then I came back and it was still smelling. So I used some of his cologne in the bedroom and left again and came back was still smelling. Hell, I woke up this morning and could still smell it :lol:

We have one of the scented candles in the bathroom...lighting the candle seems to be the only thing that completely removes the noxious fumes after somebody's pinched a loaf.

I guess I'll have to do that next time fart-40825.jpg



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

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I mean, do you wake up with minty breath?

Of course. And I piss spring water, too.

:lol: and your farts smell like vanilla candles?

kinda like that one last night i left in the bedroom when you was ready to go to sleep? :innocent:

:lol::lol: Did it put her to sleep right away? :D

that was terrible. I had to leave the bedroom and then I came back and it was still smelling. So I used some of his cologne in the bedroom and left again and came back was still smelling. Hell, I woke up this morning and could still smell it :lol:

We have one of the scented candles in the bathroom...lighting the candle seems to be the only thing that completely removes the noxious fumes after somebody's pinched a loaf.

I guess I'll have to do that next time

The Glade candles are pretty good.

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Brazil
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that was terrible. I had to leave the bedroom and then I came back and it was still smelling. So I used some of his cologne in the bedroom and left again and came back was still smelling. Hell, I woke up this morning and could still smell it :lol:

just one of my many talents :innocent:

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Brazil
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The Glade candles are pretty good.

I have lots of vanilla candles (my favorite)



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

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that was terrible. I had to leave the bedroom and then I came back and it was still smelling. So I used some of his cologne in the bedroom and left again and came back was still smelling. Hell, I woke up this morning and could still smell it :lol:

:o:lol: That strong ewwww..what did he ate prior to that? :lol::lol:

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Brazil
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that was terrible. I had to leave the bedroom and then I came back and it was still smelling. So I used some of his cologne in the bedroom and left again and came back was still smelling. Hell, I woke up this morning and could still smell it :lol:

:o:lol: That strong ewwww..what did he ate prior to that? :lol::lol:

pepperoni pizza



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

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I mean, do you wake up with minty breath?

Of course. And I piss spring water, too.

:lol: and your farts smell like vanilla candles?

kinda like that one last night i left in the bedroom when you was ready to go to sleep? :innocent:

:lol::lol: Did it put her to sleep right away? :D

that was terrible. I had to leave the bedroom and then I came back and it was still smelling. So I used some of his cologne in the bedroom and left again and came back was still smelling. Hell, I woke up this morning and could still smell it :lol:

damn, you need to keep him away from the cabbage...

that was terrible. I had to leave the bedroom and then I came back and it was still smelling. So I used some of his cologne in the bedroom and left again and came back was still smelling. Hell, I woke up this morning and could still smell it :lol:

just one of my many talents :innocent:

i admire you..of course, you would have gotten an A+ if you would have given sis nessa the old dutch oven

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Brazil
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i admire you..of course, you would have gotten an A+ if you would have given sis nessa the old dutch oven

hey you :bonk:



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

 

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