step by step intructions on how guys take a shower....

[~*Maria*~ 1]

1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile on the floor.

2. Walk to bathroom wearing a towel. If you see your girlfriend/wife along the way, flash her.

3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecs.

4. Turn on the water, get jet blast in ear.

5. Check for pecs again.

6. Get in the shower.

7. Don't bother to look for a washcloth (you don't use one).

8. Wash your face (not compulsory).

9. Whistle a few bars of the Irish Spring song.

10. Wash your armpits (not compulsory).

11. Wash your groin area.

12. Wash your behind, with your wife's/girlfriend's loofah.

13. Cough up anything that might be lodged in the back of your throat.

14. Shampoo your hair with the blue bar of deodorant soap (no need for conditioner).

15. Make a shampoo Mohawk.

16. Open the door and look at yourself in the mirror.

17. Sample your girlfriend's/wife's Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body wash.

18. Pee.

19. Blow your right nostril.

20. Blow your left nostril.

21. Rinse off and get out of the shower.

22. Return to the bedroom wearing a towel, if you pass your girlfriend/wife, flash her.

Edited September 26, 2007 by MariaDane

[Jasman0717 9]

#18

[almaty 19]

lol..so true

[Mags 112]

*gets out the bleach bottle*

[~*Maria*~ 1]

*gets out the bleach bottle*

[Kez/JWolf 6]

OMG you have been watching my husband......

Kez

[Fandango 1,440]

12. Wash your behind, with your wife's/girlfriend's loofah.

[Bootylicious!! 2]

:lol:

[~*Maria*~ 1]

OMG you have been watching my husband......

Kez

nahhhhhh caught my hubby usin my loofah one day i told him if he liked it that much........i would personally stick it up his ####### & he could use it as a buttbrush

Edited September 26, 2007 by MariaDane

[Emancipation 2]

OMG you have been watching my husband......

Kez

nahhhhhh caught my hubby usin my loofah one day i told him if he liked it that much........i would personally stick it up his ####### & he could use it as a buttbrush

Harsh my friend harsh tee hee..

[~*Maria*~ 1]

OMG you have been watching my husband......

Kez

nahhhhhh caught my hubby usin my loofah one day i told him if he liked it that much........i would personally stick it up his ####### & he could use it as a buttbrush

Harsh my friend harsh tee hee..

My hubby thought it was funny, he actually bent over for me to do so........ :lol:

[eric&gen 0]

Missed one lol needs a forklift operator to help lift up big snake.