Flinging Rants To See If They'll Stick

[TBoneTX 49,700]

Scintillating Sunday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Took doc-recommended bedtime HSM,   man.

Completely lousy zzz,   man.

 

Spectacular outdoors, Texas weather Many man.

However, we stayed indoors almost all day, ensconced we man man.

Breakfast was the remaining Sam's chicken salad, ingest we man.

A siesta was partially restorative, semi-zzz we man.

 

Lunch/din-din was TG, ingest we man.

Our LL was conquered and the warsher dished/de-dished, victoriously domestic we man.

Could have used another siesta, but no time, si but no zzz we man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. & Mini-B. visited Mama T-B. and unhosed her phone,   man.

 

Retrieved Mini-B. from ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa at appointed hour, begin Two Guys Week man.   

Mini-B. appreciates all the new shirts in his closet, sartorial wee man man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

We get mauled by fizzicle therapist early Monday, praise all that's holy man.

No other major plans, depends on what Mama T-B. might call for man.

And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.

[TBoneTX 49,700]

Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Too short a night, truncated zzz man.

Doc's preferred bedtime HSM rather effective, mirabile dictu man.

Had to yell like never before at Mini-B. to move his carcass,   man.

Somehow, he made the skoolbus, mirabile dictu man.

 

Did not leave the casa, beautiful day man.

Lunch was junk food, ingest we man.

 

Got call from a skool prinsipul midafternoon, uh-oh man.

Mini-B. made a poor decision, penalties man.  

Lectured him, wee man knows better than this man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. will hammer him even more when she gets hold of him, uh-oh man.

Grounded rest of month, no gaming computer or amigo interaction man.

Took away phone for one day, only option man.

Mini-B. seems contrite, hope we man.

 

Din-din was nuked fajita chicken + canned corn + r'b'r, ingest Two Guys man.

Movie night was Jackass Many.Many, watch Two Guys* man.

     *favorite of many skits was the "enema long jump," absolutely hilarious man

Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

This tallies to Many (2x2x2 -1) for the week, add last week's ingestion man.

 

Mini-B. fell asleep on his bed, zzz wee man.

We awoke him for back-patio basketball, we sucked way worse than he did man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

Mini-B. uses phone to awaken in morning, up to us on Tuesday man.

Must retrieve Rx for Uncle T-B. on Tuesday, service senior he man we man man.

And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.

[TBoneTX 49,700]

Scintillating Tuesday repartee, yawn man.

 

Forgot to mention that the fizzicle therapy is rescheduled for Thursday morn,   man.

 

Short night, too late to bed we man.

Even shorter, Mini-B.'s confiscated phone went off at Many (2+2+1) -- si man, Many (2+2+1) -- a.m.,   man.

We couldn't out-figure how to kill the alarm, snooze-feature man.  

We finally gave up and resolved to hide phone elsewhere in the future, resolute we man.

 

Rousted Mini-B.'s carcass, groggy wee man man.

Breakfasted him, breakfast we man wee man man.

Too late for skoolbus, chauffeur we man wee man man.

 

Breakfast for us was toast, ingest we man.

Siesta immediately attempted, zzz but not soundly we man.

 

Upon arising, discovered that e-mail/Internet/landline service was all down, call for service we man.

Appointment was promised for Wednesday,     man.

 

Mama T-B. called around noon, needed visit man.

We complied, compliant we man.

Not much yelling and efficient visit, mirabile dictu man.

Lunch was a donated half-sandwich + cold steak fries, ingest we man.

Went straight from there to Uncle T-B., deliver Rx et al. we man to senior he man man.

As usual, he thrust a pile of mail at us to tell him what it was, expected man.

Unexpectedly, he was willing to tear up the unimportant stuff right then, big change man.   

 

We got out of there perilously close to skoolzone time, egad man.

We discovered phone message from Internet repairman, available right then man.

First, we hastily searched Uncle T-B.'s mail-recycling bins, no coupons there at all man.  

 

Arrived at casa just before Mini-B. de-skoolbused, fight skoolzones we man.

Repairman waiting patiently, good dude he man man.

Ignored miu demanding usual edibles, wait for once miu man man.

Repairman determined that backyard line had somehow been cut, mystery how man.

Repair was swift after running new line, major boon man.

Demanding miu finally satiated, satiated miu man.

 

Din-din was nuked chicken enchiladas (Sam's) + tater tots (Aldi) + r'b'r, ingest Two Guys man.

Mini-B. and we agreed that this was a superb Two Guys din-din, satiated Two Guys man.

 

Movie night was The Jerk, pretty good and watch Two Guys man.

Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

This tallies to Many (2x2x2 +2) for the week, minimum quota already achieved man.   

 

Went to ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa to retrieve a recreational book for Mini-B., retrieve book we man.

The book is 1ManyManyMany by Geo. Orwell, read wee man man.

Then groceried proximally and rapidly for Uncle T-B., 2 nonperishable items man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

No distinct plans for Wednesday, no plan we man man.

And that was/is our thrilling Tuesday, report we man.