Flinging Rants To See If They'll Stick

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Scintillating Sunday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Took doc-recommended bedtime HSM,   man.

Completely lousy zzz,   man.

 

Spectacular outdoors, Texas weather Many man.

However, we stayed indoors almost all day, ensconced we man man.

Breakfast was the remaining Sam's chicken salad, ingest we man.

A siesta was partially restorative, semi-zzz we man.

 

Lunch/din-din was TG, ingest we man.

Our LL was conquered and the warsher dished/de-dished, victoriously domestic we man.

Could have used another siesta, but no time, si but no zzz we man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. & Mini-B. visited Mama T-B. and unhosed her phone,   man.

 

Retrieved Mini-B. from ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa at appointed hour, begin Two Guys Week man.   

Mini-B. appreciates all the new shirts in his closet, sartorial wee man man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

We get mauled by fizzicle therapist early Monday, praise all that's holy man.

No other major plans, depends on what Mama T-B. might call for man.

And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.

[TBoneTX 49,698]

Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Too short a night, truncated zzz man.

Doc's preferred bedtime HSM rather effective, mirabile dictu man.

Had to yell like never before at Mini-B. to move his carcass,   man.

Somehow, he made the skoolbus, mirabile dictu man.

 

Did not leave the casa, beautiful day man.

Lunch was junk food, ingest we man.

 

Got call from a skool prinsipul midafternoon, uh-oh man.

Mini-B. made a poor decision, penalties man.  

Lectured him, wee man knows better than this man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. will hammer him even more when she gets hold of him, uh-oh man.

Grounded rest of month, no gaming computer or amigo interaction man.

Took away phone for one day, only option man.

Mini-B. seems contrite, hope we man.

 

Din-din was nuked fajita chicken + canned corn + r'b'r, ingest Two Guys man.

Movie night was Jackass Many.Many, watch Two Guys* man.

     *favorite of many skits was the "enema long jump," absolutely hilarious man

Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

This tallies to Many (2x2x2 -1) for the week, add last week's ingestion man.

 

Mini-B. fell asleep on his bed, zzz wee man.

We awoke him for back-patio basketball, we sucked way worse than he did man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

Mini-B. uses phone to awaken in morning, up to us on Tuesday man.

Must retrieve Rx for Uncle T-B. on Tuesday, service senior he man we man man.

And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.