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Otto   83

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Things Your Wife Will Never Say: (The flip-side of the other thread "7 things you're sure your husband would never say")

:devil:

  1. You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me.
  2. That was fun, when will all of your friends be over to watch pornos again?
  3. I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class.
  4. The new girl in my office is a stripper; I invited her over for dinner on Friday.
  5. While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed.
  6. If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover.
  7. Bar food again? Kick @ss!
  8. It's only the third quarter; you should order a couple more pitchers.
  9. That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I'm gonna go over and talk to her.
  10. I love hearing stories about your old girlfriends, tell me more.
  11. I like using this new lawn mower so much more than the old one, what a wonderful Valentine's Day!
  12. Let's just leave the toilet seat up at all times, then you don't have to mess with it anymore.
  13. You passed out before brushing your teeth again, ya big silly.
  14. Honey, come here! Watch me do a Tequila Shot off of Stephanie's bare @ss!
  15. I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again.
  16. D@mn! I love it when my pillow smells like your cigars and scotch.
  17. You are so much smarter than my father.
  18. If we're not going to have sex, then you have to let me watch Sports-Center.
  19. Honey, pull my finger!

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metta   0

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Things Your Wife Will Never Say: (The flip-side of the other thread "7 things you're sure your husband would never say")

:devil:

  1. You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me.
  2. That was fun, when will all of your friends be over to watch pornos again?
  3. I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class.
  4. The new girl in my office is a stripper; I invited her over for dinner on Friday.
  5. While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed.
  6. If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover.
  7. Bar food again? Kick @ss!
  8. It's only the third quarter; you should order a couple more pitchers.
  9. That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I'm gonna go over and talk to her.
  10. I love hearing stories about your old girlfriends, tell me more.
  11. I like using this new lawn mower so much more than the old one, what a wonderful Valentine's Day!
  12. Let's just leave the toilet seat up at all times, then you don't have to mess with it anymore.
  13. You passed out before brushing your teeth again, ya big silly.
  14. Honey, come here! Watch me do a Tequila Shot off of Stephanie's bare @ss!
  15. I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again.
  16. D@mn! I love it when my pillow smells like your cigars and scotch.
  17. You are so much smarter than my father.
  18. If we're not going to have sex, then you have to let me watch Sports-Center.
  19. Honey, pull my finger!

Allow me to add ;)

(*) Honey, look! The women at the check out has a hot bod and a cute face

almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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Things Your Wife Will Never Say: (The flip-side of the other thread "7 things you're sure your husband would never say")

:devil:

  1. You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me.
  2. That was fun, when will all of your friends be over to watch pornos again?
  3. I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class.
  4. The new girl in my office is a stripper; I invited her over for dinner on Friday.
  5. While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed.
  6. If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover.
  7. Bar food again? Kick @ss!
  8. It's only the third quarter; you should order a couple more pitchers.
  9. That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I'm gonna go over and talk to her.
  10. I love hearing stories about your old girlfriends, tell me more.
  11. I like using this new lawn mower so much more than the old one, what a wonderful Valentine's Day!
  12. Let's just leave the toilet seat up at all times, then you don't have to mess with it anymore.
  13. You passed out before brushing your teeth again, ya big silly.
  14. Honey, come here! Watch me do a Tequila Shot off of Stephanie's bare @ss!
  15. I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again.
  16. D@mn! I love it when my pillow smells like your cigars and scotch.
  17. You are so much smarter than my father.
  18. If we're not going to have sex, then you have to let me watch Sports-Center.
  19. Honey, pull my finger!

Allow me to add ;)

(*) Honey, look! The women at the check out has a hot bod and a cute face

always gets me in trouble

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Nagishkaw Grand Master

Nagishkaw   510

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' My balls itch! '

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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Sinergy   3

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' My balls itch! '

:lol::lol:

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kari lina   0

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I might say a few of those. ;)

I'm with ya, I'd say a few of those too. Like number one (I know when I'm being a brat) and most of the sports ones, I love sports. Hehe there are a bunch I'd never say too, tho... like number 3...way too jealous of a person for that one :P

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