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If you are sitting next to someone who's irritating you on a plane or

train....

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop.

3. Boot it up.

4. Make sure the guy who won't leave you alone can see the

screen.

5. Open your email client to this message.

6. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.

7. Then hit this link: http://tinyurl.com/e8efm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eB_HFoSk4w
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If you are sitting next to someone who's irritating you on a plane or

train....

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop.

3. Boot it up.

4. Make sure the guy who won't leave you alone can see the

screen.

5. Open your email client to this message.

6. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.

7. Then hit this link: http://tinyurl.com/e8efm

Bad idea, not even the least bit funny. :angry:

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That's funny...but I don't actually recommend that anyone does that. It would result in a full scale terror alert and the plane being forced to land.

Not to mention everyone going into full panic mode!

No kidding. That would most probably lead to doing some jail time - they would definitely consider that as a threat - much like yelling, "There's a bomb inside the cabin!" or yelling "Fire!" in a crowded theater.

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That's funny...but I don't actually recommend that anyone does that. It would result in a full scale terror alert and the plane being forced to land.

Not to mention everyone going into full panic mode!

No kidding. That would most probably lead to doing some jail time - they would definitely consider that as a threat - much like yelling, "There's a bomb inside the cabin!" or yelling "Fire!" in a crowded theater.

I agree. But it's just a joke. I thought that went without saying.

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That's funny...but I don't actually recommend that anyone does that. It would result in a full scale terror alert and the plane being forced to land.

Not to mention everyone going into full panic mode!

No kidding. That would most probably lead to doing some jail time - they would definitely consider that as a threat - much like yelling, "There's a bomb inside the cabin!" or yelling "Fire!" in a crowded theater.

I agree. But it's just a joke. I thought that went without saying.

Hehehe, never underestimate VJ members' stupidity.

*Alexandra*

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one...two...tree   2,762

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That's funny...but I don't actually recommend that anyone does that. It would result in a full scale terror alert and the plane being forced to land.

Not to mention everyone going into full panic mode!

No kidding. That would most probably lead to doing some jail time - they would definitely consider that as a threat - much like yelling, "There's a bomb inside the cabin!" or yelling "Fire!" in a crowded theater.

I agree. But it's just a joke. I thought that went without saying.

Hehehe, never underestimate VJ members' stupidity.

I prefer cognitively challenged.

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Bad Bad Bad

That was good!!!!!!

but i would never recommend anyone trying it.

That is about as good as hearing he maid approaching your room, grabbing ketchup, pouring all over you and jumping out of the room to ask for trash bags and extra towels.

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Hehehe, never underestimate VJ members' stupidity.

Yes we cannot be as smart as you. :lol::no:

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That's only funny when not on an airplane.

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Maybe i should try that lol are you kidding me i dont want to be kick off the plane and into jail along side big bubba lol.

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