Tell Me Why

[brnidokiegurl 1]

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries

are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know

there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion

stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you

throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles

are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that

something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their

vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it

down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first

try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a

shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all

right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt,

you stupid idiot?"

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's

falling off the table you always manage to knock something else

over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in

summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my FAVORITE......

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is

suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best

friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

He's metrosexual.

[Nizzy 1]

Sooooo funny! In high school we used to bug our biology teachers with the ape evolution question all the time!

[almaty 19]

good things to ponder