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Polygamist Ninja Women Sneak Into Utah Home To Abduct 15-Year-Old Girl, Fail Miserably

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Police say two women dressed from head to toe as ninjas broke into a home in an effort to abduct a 15-year-old girl, Salt Lake City Fox affiliate KSTU reports.

The attack happened in the generally placid Salt Lake City suburb of West Jordan, Utah, late Thursday night.

The 15-year-old girl is scheduled to testify in court next week against the shared boyfriend of the two ninja-clad women, ages 18 and 22, the station notes.

The amateur ninja women came armed with knives and stun guns. They forced their way through a door. However, a man inside the house heard the would-be abductors and thwarted their plan.

“I heard a creak, and there was silence for like 20 or 30 seconds,” the unidentified man told KSTU (on camera with just his shoes and his legs showing).

“I went to the bottom of the stairs and saw a couple of ninjas coming down,” the man went on to explain, laughing just a little bit as he spoke.


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Marvin - what's the legal age of consent, with parents' permission, in Utah, for marriage?


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Marvin - what's the legal age of consent, with parents' permission, in Utah, for marriage?

https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#q=Utah+age+of+consent


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na - for marriage. not for legal copulations.


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I have nothing to add, I am just wowed by the concept of Polygamist Ninja Women..what a way to go

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cool. apologies for the silly questions yesterday, I was massively busy .

So 'technically' the lass could have gotten into a marriage. I not see the need for ninja stuff, if'n all parties agreed.

Maybe this is some indication of other group's existence, and there will be more reports of ninja-activities in the future.

Oh Well.


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cool. apologies for the silly questions yesterday, I was massively busy .

So 'technically' the lass could have gotten into a marriage. I not see the need for ninja stuff, if'n all parties agreed.

Maybe this is some indication of other group's existence, and there will be more reports of ninja-activities in the future.

Oh Well.

I'm not sure what the ninja angle is.

I didn't mind answering, just didn't know what you were implying. Maybe the dress up brought to light the activities.


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na - no implications.

an observation, only - if all parties wanted the marriage, well, no need for ninja activities.

otherwise - what a load of silliness.


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A big funny on the story and the reporting

"Armed with Knives and stun gun they forced their way in" - then later "I heard a creek and then nothing for 30 seconds" - He left the door open, they suck in, he subdues them. Captain underpants says "So not ninja!"

... and since when does having two girlfriends make someone a polygamist?

Why are there no names of any of the people here? The police took them in, they are adults, why do they get to hide their identity?


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A big funny on the story and the reporting

"Armed with Knives and stun gun they forced their way in" - then later "I heard a creek and then nothing for 30 seconds" - He left the door open, they suck in, he subdues them. Captain underpants says "So not ninja!"

... and since when does having two girlfriends make someone a polygamist?

Why are there no names of any of the people here? The police took them in, they are adults, why do they get to hide their identity?

Dont ruin it for us, Polygamist Ninjas and we are not going to dumb it down to match the facts


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Dont ruin it for us, Polygamist Ninjas and we are not going to dumb it down to match the facts

Sorry, was in the mood for real funny, not this fake funny!

I did get nostalgic for Jerry Springer for a minute there.


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Sorry, was in the mood for real funny, not this fake funny!

I did get nostalgic for Jerry Springer for a minute there.

Redneck Kung Fu!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80518031


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