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Could have just said Negro.

If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving is not for you.

Someone stole my dictionary. Now I am at a loss for words.

If Apple made a car, would it have windows?

Ban shredded cheese. Make America Grate Again .

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.  Deport him and you never have to feed him again.

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

I went bald but I kept my comb.  I just couldn't part with it.

My name is not Richard Edward but my friends still call me DickEd

If your pet has a bladder infection, urine trouble.

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I fired myself from cleaning the house. I didn't like my attitude and I got caught drinking on the job.

My kid has A.D.D... and a couple of F's

Carrots improve your vision.  Alcohol doubles it.

A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks " Is this stool taken?"

Breaking news.  They're not making yardsticks any longer.

Hemorrhoids?  Shouldn't they be called Assteroids?

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

If you suck at playing the trumpet, that may be why.

Dogs can't take MRI's but Cat scan.

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I know we have our share of ugly people but...toe to toe....Americans are much better looking than the English.

& Beautiful people head count - hands down - we win in a landslide.

Edited by Crashed~N2~Me
Posted

Could have just said Negro.

Nope, black is just fine. Or African American(even though it wrong). Anything else is going to have issues.

“Hate is too great a burden to bear. It injures the hater more than it injures the hated.” – Coretta Scott King

"Oppressive language does more than represent violence; it is violence; does more than represent the limits of knowledge; it limits knowledge." -Toni Morrison

He who passively accepts evil is as much involved in it as he who helps to perpetrate it.

Martin Luther King, Jr.

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I know we have our share of ugly people but...toe to toe....Americans are much better looking than the English.

& Beautiful people head count - hands down - we win in a landslide.

And no where are women any hotter than in the South

Maybe hotter in the PI

But only there

Posted

And no where are women any hotter than in the South

Maybe hotter in the PI

But only there

I am happily married for many reasons but 1 reason = My wife is Smokin'.

Posted

I am happily married for many reasons but 1 reason = My wife is Smokin'.

I have met very few ugly Pinay in my life.

Our wives are always hoter than us by a factor of 10

Cept Marvin and his is hotter than him by a factor of 10 to the 10th power

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I have met very few ugly Pinay in my life.

Our wives are always hoter than us by a factor of 10

Cept Marvin and his is hotter than him by a factor of 10 to the 10th power

So Marvin is more ugly than us?

Posted

I have met very few ugly Pinay in my life.

Our wives are always hoter than us by a factor of 10

Cept Marvin and his is hotter than him by a factor of 10 to the 10th power

Since I've reached my hate quota for the week, I'm still going to cut you, respectfully of course. :content:

“Hate is too great a burden to bear. It injures the hater more than it injures the hated.” – Coretta Scott King

"Oppressive language does more than represent violence; it is violence; does more than represent the limits of knowledge; it limits knowledge." -Toni Morrison

He who passively accepts evil is as much involved in it as he who helps to perpetrate it.

Martin Luther King, Jr.

President-Obama-jpg.jpg

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Since I've reached my hate quota for the week, I'm still going to cut you, respectfully of course. :content:

Why is it one Brother in the room and he is always wanting to cut someone. You are so old school old timey man

No one cuts any one anymore

Funny story-- Me and this older gent were in Las Vegas, and were walking back to the hotel. When we got there the female door person opened the door. We both froze and looked at each other. He said , come on let's go in down here. LOL No way a woman was opening his door. I called him an Old timey *&** all day .

Posted

Why is it one Brother in the room and he is always wanting to cut someone. You are so old school old timey man

No one cuts any one anymore

Funny story-- Me and this older gent were in Las Vegas, and were walking back to the hotel. When we got there the female door person opened the door. We both froze and looked at each other. He said , come on let's go in down here. LOL No way a woman was opening his door. I called him an Old timey *&** all day .

Because if I say shoot, you'd trace my IP and have me arrested. Racist.

And for the record, it's the Hispanics that be wanting to cut someone. Get your stereotypes right. :devil:

“Hate is too great a burden to bear. It injures the hater more than it injures the hated.” – Coretta Scott King

"Oppressive language does more than represent violence; it is violence; does more than represent the limits of knowledge; it limits knowledge." -Toni Morrison

He who passively accepts evil is as much involved in it as he who helps to perpetrate it.

Martin Luther King, Jr.

President-Obama-jpg.jpg

Posted

Because if I say shoot, you'd trace my IP and have me arrested. Racist.

And for the record, it's the Hispanics that be wanting to cut someone. Get your stereotypes right. :devil:

That "be wanting to cut someone"

Now you are talking like a Redneck

Posted

That "be wanting to cut someone"

Now you are talking like a Redneck

Wow, when you start giving Grammar lessons, I'm like Karee, it's time to start praying. :dancing:

“Hate is too great a burden to bear. It injures the hater more than it injures the hated.” – Coretta Scott King

"Oppressive language does more than represent violence; it is violence; does more than represent the limits of knowledge; it limits knowledge." -Toni Morrison

He who passively accepts evil is as much involved in it as he who helps to perpetrate it.

Martin Luther King, Jr.

President-Obama-jpg.jpg

 

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