How to get away with murder (non-state actor edition)

[decocker 7,198]

If you want to get away with murder while still maintaining a social life, here's a few helpful tips:

1. Be a cop. I know we've covered this already, and this guide explicitly set out to help those aren't cops, but it's really the best way. And if your frenemy lives abroad, be a soldier.

2. Be related to, and on good terms with, a cop or other member of law enforcement. Have a sheriff's deputy for an uncle? Make him your favorite uncle.

3. This is a good one: Pick a fight – and lose it. Once you start losing, you can do what your favorite uncle does: pull out a gun and murder the target. In many jurisdictions, you are permitted to use lethal force in self defense. This can be tricky, because technically your target may be able to claim the same defense, particularly since you started the fight, so the trick is start losing early and pull your gun first.

As far as the law and any future jury is concerned, the clock starts when the person who pulls the trigger first gets scared they'll get their ### kicked.

4. This is by far the most important factor in whether you can pull this off: have lighter skin than the victim the thug.

http://charliedavis.blogspot.com/2013/07/how-to-get-away-with-murder-non-state.html

[spookyturtle 9,465]

4. This is by far the most important factor in whether you can pull this off: have lighter skin than the victim the thug.

OJ was black. His victims were white. He got away.

[decocker 7,198]

yes, let's discuss celebrities getting away with murder.

[spookyturtle 9,465]

yes, let's discuss celebrities getting away with murder.

He was black. His victims were white. I thought the black person was always guilty no matter what?

[decocker 7,198]

He was black. His victims were white. I thought the black person was always guilty no matter what?

yes. that's it..

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

OJ was black. His victims were white. He got away.

OJ used a knife.

Hypothetically, that would have been an excusable homicide in some jurisdictions as a crime of passion, as he killed both the woman he was still in love with, and the man he thought she was about to have sex with.

[spookyturtle 9,465]

OJ used a knife.

Hypothetically, that would have been an excusable homicide in some jurisdictions as a crime of passion, as he killed both the woman he was still in love with, and the man he thought she was about to have sex with.

Real men use knives.

[decocker 7,198]

Real men use knives.

and get away with it..

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

4. This is by far the most important factor in whether you can pull this off: have lighter skin than the victim the thug.

OJ was black. His victims were white. He got away.

Opps.. I am sure that does not count for some reason

Here is a good rule of thumb. Don't walk up to strangers and pummel them in the face. Not doing this greatly increases your chance of not getting shot

[Karee 4,189]

Here is a good rule of thumb. Don't walk up to strangers and pummel them in the face. Not doing this greatly increases your chance of not getting shot

That is very simple, yet alot of people can't grasp that concept. I guess common sense goes out the window when the race card is thrown all over the place.

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

That is very simple, yet alot of people can't grasp that concept. I guess common sense goes out the window when the race card is thrown all over the place.

I am really tired of hearing the talking heads talk about how blacks kids need to protect themselves from being shot.

I would tell them.. Don't commit assault and battery on strangers, to somehow keep beating the drum that he was shot because GZ thought he might be up to something is retarded. He got shot for attacking someone.

[RGinWA 816]

Thread locking coming soon...lol

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

Just heard a black leader say that, " Young black men are going to be afraid to walk the street".

Awesome news. Our crime rate has the potential to drop 90% in my hometown

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

Yes. From now on, if you are black and you see some jack booted creepy A,C. following you. make your peace with God before that self-appointed vigilante shoots you.

[RGinWA 816]

Yet the trial did explain to anyone watching how easy it is to get away with a justifiable homicide.

Shoot the victim dead so there is no witness and then hit your head and face a few times.

It's gonna be the Zimmerman defense.