CDC issues warning

[almaty 19]

he Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a virulent new strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and is pronounced "gonna re-elect him." Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for four years.

Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include: anti-social personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for one's own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, and categorical all-or-nothing behavior. This destructive disease originated only a few years ago from bush found in Texas.

[Saddle Bronc 124]

Oh, this strain was around at least as early as 1936--and also affected a lot of Americans in 1940, 1944, 1956, 1972, 1984 and 1996.

Care to revise the explanation of its origin?

:lol:

[GaryC 7]

Thats what they get for voting for incumbant democrats!!

[Saddle Bronc 124]

Thats what they get for voting for incumbant democrats!!

[mybackpages 0]

he Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a virulent new strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and is pronounced "gonna re-elect him." Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for four years.

Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include: anti-social personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for one's own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, and categorical all-or-nothing behavior. This destructive disease originated only a few years ago from bush found in Texas.

I shouldn't laugh. I've seen the devestation of this disease first hand where I live

[Jasman0717 9]

Dean, you crack me up!

[JaJo 1]

he Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a virulent new strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and is pronounced "gonna re-elect him." Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for four years.

Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include: anti-social personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for one's own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, and categorical all-or-nothing behavior. This destructive disease originated only a few years ago from bush found in Texas.

hmmmmm...and here I was thinking that their behavior had to do with lack of sex...

[Carol&Marc 0]

I think it is called Demogogareah, hypocracitis!

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Brother Dean, apparantly it's too late for some of our VJ members who are already stricken with this dreadful disease. I'm going to lysol my mouse and keyboard just to be safe.

[almaty 19]

Brother Dean, apparantly it's too late for some of our VJ members who are already stricken with this dreadful disease. I'm going to lysol my mouse and keyboard just to be safe.

brother steven, as always you are a right thinking type of guy..and like all people who suffer from a social desease they look to blame someone else...

[Carol&Marc 0]

Brother Dean, apparantly it's too late for some of our VJ members who are already stricken with this dreadful disease. I'm going to lysol my mouse and keyboard just to be safe.

Wont help you its TERMINAL! you need to eat raw elephant meat to get the cure! This disease is also carried by donkeys!

[almaty 19]

a 1st class chopf##k ...but funny as hell........................

sanita, who is a citizen of kazakhstan, sees nothing funny in how her country is shown by him....and his behavior towards his sister

i donkeys...and also, some burros..that is why i like most people on this site

[Carol&Marc 0]

a 1st class chopf##k ...but funny as hell........................

sanita, who is a citizen of kazakhstan, sees nothing funny in how her country is shown by him....and his behavior towards his sister

i donkeys...and also, some burros..that is why i like most people on this site

symptoms also include: overwhelming urge to hang drapery!