Ex Girlriend

[slim 1,514]

My wife refers to my exgirlfriend (who really wasn't a girlfriend... just a co-worker that I was "staying current" with) as "ugly monkey."

Thai women. Probably the most jealous on the planet.

I'll never forget the time I was onstage rapping with a Filipino traveling band on a Middle Eastern island and every Thai girl in the place rushed the dance floor and started grinding on one another while looking up at me and smiling. The Thai girl I was "dating" that evening was super ticked off and I'll never forget the path she tore through the line of ladies as hair and clothing went flying everywhere.

I could hear it, even over the music, "At dat ata lak ta deee ata daaeee seem poo aka talaka koo upoooooo" or whatever. Anyway, I now know what it feels like to be Tom Jones. Or Rick James, b!tch.

Two thumbs way up for the Thai ladies. If I ever drop this Red Teamer I'm with right now, Pattaya will probably be my first stop.

Now she's holding back the paycheck. This keeps going on and on.

$405 USD

Dude, learn to live on your paycheck alone. Make her pay for "her" stuff but learn to pay all the bills yourself. Think of her as that hot chick that's crashing there for a while.

I'm still trying to figure out what this topic has to do with politics or religion.

There are some deep semantics involved in three-way action.

And why would I want to have a threesome? So I could disappoint two women at the same time?

My wife is always telling me "You event can't satisfaction one woman. How you will be satisfy two? If you event try, you gonna be all sweaty and smell like sh!t and have heart attack. Go for it. Try!"

There's a reason I don't have life insurance.

[spookyturtle 9,465]

:lol:

[rade2rising 205]

I did this on recent trip to see my wife. Well actually I enlisted my EX help in taking us out for the evening. Well lets just say we never left our hotel, my wife refused to get dress lol and she was sulking. finally i figure it out lol I am such an idiot.