Woman Named Fellony Arrested On Felony Battery Charge Following Bloody Indiana Bar Attack

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Woman Named Fellony Arrested On Felony Battery Charge Following Bloody Indiana Bar Attack

A defendant named Fellony was arrested yesterday for felony battery after she allegedly struck a woman in the head with a glass at an Indiana bar.

Fellony Silas, 30, was collared early Sunday following the fracas at Kilroy’s Sports Bar in Bloomington. The bloodied 24-year-old victim suffered several lacerations and was treated for her injuries at a local hospital.

The attack was reportedly triggered when the victim accidentally bumped into Silas while she was dancing.

Silas, pictured in the above mug shot, was booked into the Monroe County jail, where she is being held in lieu of $10,000 bond on a Class C felony battery count. There is an additional probation hold on Silas related to a prior conviction. Silas has previously been arrested in Monroe County on a variety of charges, including forgery, theft, disorderly conduct, and fraud.

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

Too bad the victim didn't pull a gun and stand her ground.

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Too bad the victim didn't pull a gun and stand her ground.

Yep and now its common to beat people for BUMPING INTO YOU while on a dance floor

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

Yep and now its common to beat people for BUMPING INTO YOU while on a dance floor

This country has lost it's morals and respect for other people in order to be seen as politically correct in the eyes of a bunch of wingnuts. How low can we go is about what it's come down to.

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

Her middle name should be misdemeanor

You mean Miss Demeanor? You're listening to The Bone?

http://www.theboneonline.com/gallery/news/photos/the-cowhead-show-live-gig-4-miss-demeanor-finals/grR/#121969

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What kind of a parent would name their child Fellony? Talk about living up to your name.

[TBoneTX 43,057]

What kind of a parent would name their child Fellony?

Her sister is probably named "Shithead," pronounced "shih-THEED," man.

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

Her sister is probably named "Shithead," pronounced "shih-THEED," man.

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If she had Cousins, they would be named Velveeta, Chlamydia and Polyethylene.

[SMOKE 1,426]

What kind of a parent would name their child Fellony? Talk about living up to your name.

i work with a guy named Kokaine. the mgmt told us to call him Kaine if we page him...so everybody pages him like: KO-KAINE! line 3..KO-KAINE! line 3.

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i work with a guy named Kokaine. the mgmt told us to call him Kaine if we page him...so everybody pages him like: KO-KAINE! line 3..KO-KAINE! line 3.

Be careful what you name your child.

[TBoneTX 43,057]

This is not as funny as this thread deserves, but:

Over 20 years ago, I was inside a TJMaxx in the D.C. area. An Arabic-accented voice came on the P.A. system: "Mohammad to rrrregister 2." After a moment, loud, excited jabbering could be heard coming from the front of the store. The voice came back on the P.A.: "No, no -- Mohammad ABDUL to rrrregister 2."