Secret Service reels from prostitution scandal

[Leatherneck 693]

You gotta be careful with Colombian prostitutes

More importantly, you gotta pay 'em, I'll bet that $47.00 looks like a bargain to that agent now -- considering what he and the others will lose.

Edited April 17, 2012 by Leatherneck

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

More importantly, you gotta pay 'em, I'll bet that $47.00 looks like a bargain to that agent now -- considering what he and the others will lose.

[MyLittlePony 340]

Cheap hotel and pocket full of money is a well deserved job Obama need to let his guys lose once in awhile.

[mawilson 2,133]

Cheap hotel and pocket full of money is a well deserved job Obama need to let his guys lose once in awhile.

Obama doesn't understand that men have needs. Not a single sex scandal with this guy, he probably doesn't even have a #######.

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

Obama doesn't understand that men have needs. Not a single sex scandal with this guy, he probably doesn't even have a #######.

You might be onto something...

Obama Refuses to Answer Questions About Size of His Package

‘A Personal Matter,’ Says President-elect

At a press conference in Washington today, President-elect Barack Obama repeatedly refused to answer questions about the size of his package, calling the subject “a personal matter.”

Again and again, reporters attempted to get Mr. Obama to tell them exactly how big his package was, but the President-elect was steadfast in his refusal to quantify it.

“If I tell you the size of my package, some of you will think that it sounds too small, ” he said. “And others will be uncomfortable with how big it is.”

The President-elect seemed to indicate, however, that the size of his package may vary according to the circumstances.

“Depending on what is going on, my package could grow significantly larger,” he said. “It all comes down to the amount of stimulus.”

The President-elect apologized for his vagueness about his package, telling reporters, “I know you’re having a hard time getting your arms around it.”

Mr. Obama’s Chief of Staff, Rahm Emanuel, later indicated that the President-elect does plan on unveiling his package for the American people, probably at his inauguration.

“This will give the American people an opportunity to finally grasp his package,” Mr. Emanuel said.

Obama Agrees to Extend Republicans’ Custody of his Balls

Formalizes Existing Arrangement, President Says

WASHINGTON – In an effort to end what he called “the bickering and rancor in Washington,” President Barack Obama agreed today to extend Republicans’ custody of his balls for an additional two years.

“I know my critics are going to make a big deal out of this,” the President told reporters at the White House. “But all this does is formalize an arrangement that was already in place.”

Mr. Obama said that extending Republican custody of his balls through 2012 “was like the Holy Grail for them, but I’m keeping my eyes on the North Star,” adding, “I have no idea what any of that means.”

Moments after the two-year transfer of Mr. Obama’s family jewels was announced, Vice President Joe Biden defended the President against critics from his own party: “I know he’s going to catch a lot of heat for this, but what he did took cojones.”

Emerging from the Oval Office after the deal was struck, Republican leader John Boehner (R-Ohio) pronounced himself pleased with the outcome: “The President put what he had on the table, and we came away with what we wanted.”

Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Kentucky) said that the agreement on Mr. Obama’s nuts would make upcoming budget negotiations go more smoothly: “This greatly reduces the size of the President’s package.”

Edited April 18, 2012 by Mr. Big Dog

[X Factor 1,110]

More importantly, you gotta pay 'em, I'll bet that $47.00 looks like a bargain to that agent now -- considering what he and the others will lose.

Clinton always made sure the "ladies" were taken care of. He respected their profession

[X Factor 1,110]

The secret service went all out. More that 20 women were involved.

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

Here's a few pics of the Colombian hooker that got into it with the Secret Service guy over monies owed. Now I know why T-bone keeps heading down there.

[TBoneTX 43,247]

Now I know why T-bone keeps heading down there.

Never been to Colombia, no man, so it must've been my evil twin, si si man man.

[Leatherneck 693]

Here's a few pics of the Colombian hooker that got into it with the Secret Service guy over monies owed. Now I know why T-bone keeps heading down there.

Kip, those are very average for Colombia -- 9's & 10's are available.

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

Kip, those are very average for Colombia -- 9's & 10's are available.

tru dat

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

Never been to Colombia, no man, so it must've been my evil twin, si si man man.

I was close. Same continent, wrong country.

Kip, those are very average for Colombia -- 9's & 10's are available.

If that chicks down there are that hot I would most likely end up in a coma by the time I was ready to fly back home.

[Leatherneck 693]

I can assure you, the 3 examples you posted -- you wouldn't even look at them twice. Cali, Medellin, Barranquilla and Cartagena are loaded with gorgeous hotties. In Bogota, you find the women are more educated and professional. In Colombia, you walk around in a comatose state or suffering from a sore neck.

November 11th each year, there must be more beauty, bust and butts per square inch in Cartagena than any other place on earth.

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

I can assure you, the 3 examples you posted -- you wouldn't even look at them twice. Cali, Medellin, Barranquilla and Cartagena are loaded with gorgeous hotties. In Bogota, you find the women are more educated and professional. In Colombia, you walk around in a comatose state or suffering from a sore neck.

November 11th each year, there must be more beauty, bust and butts per square inch in Cartagena than any other place on earth.

I just lost all interest in regards to visiting Bogota after reading that. Cali, Medellin, Braranquilla, and Cartagena here I come.

Edited April 21, 2012 by Why_Me

[Leatherneck 693]

Hey Kip, as an example, here is a short video of Miss Colombia 2011 practicing posing while not all glamored-up -- to me, she is not all that hot, good looking yes A mere walk down any street in any of the cities I mentioned before, you see women hotter than her.

Not made up.

With the cosmetics.