List of things you will never hear a Southerner say

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

Feel free to add your own. Keep it good nature.

1 I don’t have a favorite college team.

2 Duct tape won't fix that.

3 Real men play soccer.

4 Wine is so much better than beer.

5 Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?

6 You can't feed that to the dog.

7 I’m too drunk to fish

8 That’s too greasy

9 We don't keep firearms in this house.

10 Wrasslin's fake.

11 We're vegetarians.

12 No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.

13 I didn’t know that could be fried!

14 Who's Dale Earnhart?

15 I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.

16 Don’t Shoot That!

17 Oh I just couldn't. Hell, she's only sixteen.

18 Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darlin'.

19 Let's take my Smart Car....

20 Give me the SMALL bag of pork rinds.

21 I thought Graceland was tacky.

22 Gosh NO!!...That looks waaayy too dangerous!

23 The NFL is so much better than college

24 The tires on that truck are too big.

25 Unsweetened tea tastes better.

26 Their barbecue is so much better than ours.

27 Would you like your fish poached or broiled?

28 Do you think my gut’s too big?

29 Too many deer heads detract from the decor.

30 I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.

31 Checkmate.

32 My fiancee, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.

33 I believe you cooked those green beans too long.

34 Honey, we don't need another dog.

35 Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.

36 Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin' tonight.

37 Elvis who?

38 I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.

39 She's too young to be wearing a bikini.

40 Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?

41 What?? Park in my front yard? How tacky!

42 I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl!

43 The SEC is so overrated

44 If I have to watch those race cars go around that track ONE more time...!

45 Waffle House again?

46 You All

47 Right after you pass me my Diet Cherry Dr. Pepper.

48 Trim the fat off that steak.

49 Honey, do you think my sideburns are too long?

50 Dang, I meant to come to a complete stop at that stop sign

51 why would anyone join the NRA?

52 Lynyrd Skynyrd sucks

53 Do you think my hair is too big?

54 you cant drive down that road, it's too muddy

55 What are "hollow points"?

56 What side was your great, great, grand pappy on?

57 Which wine goes better with this catfish?

58 Should I get the pen knife or the bowie?

59 My truck will never be able to do that.

60 Honey, the opera tickets are in my tux.

61 What time is Yoga?

62 Don't let that tire lay there in the yard.

63 I can't do it myself.

64 I don’t think I can finish this whole beer

65 Firearms should be regulated

66 I'll take Shakespeare for $1000 Alex

67 Spittin's such a nasty habit

[Stu4Lee 66]

Would you like that grilled instead of fried ?

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

Would you like that grilled instead of fried ?

[Stu4Lee 66]

I can't find a church anywhere around here.

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

"Please, that's enough salt on there!"

"Oooh can I read that book when you're done?"

"Tonight's not a good night for a bonfire"

"I'm really in the mood to for some Starbucks right now"

"I don't think I want to go to that strip club that makes you bring your own beer"

Edited March 6, 2012 by Why_Me

[Stu4Lee 66]

Here, look at my passport

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

Here, look at my passport

[canadian_wife 1,791]

Please put my salad dressing on the side

This cappuccino isn't as good as last night's espresso

Do we really need that 2nd ammendment?

Oh, my favourite jazz aritist is playing tomorrow night

I've got 2 bottles of Smirnoff Ice for the SuperBowl

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

Please put my salad dressing on the side

This cappuccino isn't as good as last night's espresso

Do we really need that 2nd ammendment?

Oh, my favourite jazz aritist is playing tomorrow night

I've got 2 bottles of Smirnoff Ice for the SuperBowl

[Stu4Lee 66]

Easy on the grits

[Stu4Lee 66]

That's the vegetarian option

[Stu4Lee 66]

My trailer is my castle

[Stu4Lee 66]

Do you think the sofa would look better inside the house instead of on the porch?

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

Do you think the sofa would look better inside the house instead of on the porch?

"I'm really thinking about investing in a duvet cover for the bed."

"Which of these 2 V-neck sweaters looks the best on me?"

"What was that song we just heard in Starbucks? It was really good."

[Stu4Lee 66]

"I'm really thinking about investing in a duvet cover for the bed."

"Which of these 2 V-neck sweaters looks the best on me?"

"What was that song we just heard in Starbucks? It was really good."

Oh bother, my library books are overdue.

I don't know anyone in the military (that one could be Fayettenam specific tho)

Edited March 6, 2012 by Stu4Lee