Who killed P&R today?

[^_^ 5,021]

Again, I don't know that I've ever come across one of these so-called "regular men." They sound awfully tedious. Let's face it -- I'm an American woman and I have no interest in providing any pleasure to my partner. He exists only to serve MY whims. It's not like I exactly bring anything to the table in terms of satisfying his needs. Eventually, after I've crushed his spirit fully and left merely a desiccated exoskeleton, I'll casually move on to my next prey.

Succubus!

[elmcitymaven 9,711]

Succubus!

BINGO

Got it in one.

[^_^ 5,021]

BINGO

Got it in one.

I watch South Park.

[elmcitymaven 9,711]

I watch South Park.

I never would have guessed.

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

I watch South Park.

Family Guy > South Park

[^_^ 5,021]

I never would have guessed.

Family Guy > South Park

I disagree. I like them both equally.

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

I disagree. I like them both equally.

You can't be serious. Lois is totally hot, Stewey is funnier that h*ll, and that neighbor Quagmire is always getting laid.

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I am serious. When it comes to comedy, I don't kid around.

[jundp 191]

He sounds like one of those sexually confused metrosexual ultra liberal girly boyz who's more comfortable wearing her underwear than his own. I bet he's originally from California.

No, you're confusing her man with my husband -- you know, the Eurotrash metrosexual, who is highly educated, well dressed, well spoken, and considerate. The one who can't POSSIBLY be a real man because he's all about equality and, yeah, he's a bit of a socialist. You must keep the non-American men organized!

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

No, you're confusing her man with my husband -- you know, the Eurotrash metrosexual, who is highly educated, well dressed, well spoken, and considerate. The one who can't POSSIBLY be a real man because he's all about equality and, yeah, he's a bit of a socialist. You must keep the non-American men organized!

Admit it. In the back of your mind, your fantasizing about a beer guzzling pot bellied biker guy with a bad attitude, a GED, and a 9" schlong who's a fan of Sarah Palin.

Edited June 20, 2011 by Why_Me

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

I doubt very much that she is. That sounds about as erotic as a wet blanket

Edited June 20, 2011 by Trompe le Monde

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

I doubt very much that she is. That sounds about as erotic as a wet blanket

I'm guessing it was the part about Sarah Palin. I can see where that my be a touch over board.

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

Nah - as someone who actually, you know, has experience of sleeping with men everything about that sounded about as exciting and adventurous as spending the afternoon listening to the shipping forecasts. Well, except one thing but not even that could redeem the rest when a better alternative could be secured with one click shopping on amazon.

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

[웃 910]

Nah - as someone who actually, you know, has experience of sleeping with men everything about that sounded about as exciting and adventurous as spending the afternoon listening to the shipping forecasts. Well, except one thing but not even that could redeem the rest when a better alternative could be secured with one click shopping on amazon.

Is it true that every girl would love a huge 9er?