Who killed P&R today?

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

ok...back to sex then. Anyone have any good story's...they don't have to be recent ones.

There was the two lesbians that wanted me to donate some baby batter for them. Does that count?

[Laveau 67]

You should have your wife pretend she's someone else. Pretend she's new prey.

It's not the same. at all.

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

Indeed. How old is the little anklebiter? boy or girl?

D a m n

AJ's online so much he probably forgot and is asking his wife right now the name and sex.

j/k AJ

[^_^ 5,021]

It's not the same. at all.

With the right hallucinogens, it can be.

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

It's not the same. at all.

Agreed 100%

[Laveau 67]

I know what I could do to break the monotony...I can drop down to "SR & D" and start a thread crying to ewok on how there's too many misogynist arseholes in the RUB forum and that they all need to be banned (god praise my UK/Canadian flag). ####### ...I'l start like ten threads down there...and a few more threads crying how I have sand in my pssy for being thread banned...even after I spammed the dog fk out of said thread with bait post.

Ya, that's the ticket !

:rofl: :rofl: Stealing that!

[^_^ 5,021]

AJ's online so much he probably forgot and is asking his wife right now the name and sex.

j/k AJ

[one...two...tree 2,762]

I was sleeping most of the day after working through the night before.

[^_^ 5,021]

I was sleeping most of the day after working through the night before.

Dreaming up the next hippie thread, no doubt.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Dreaming up the next hippie thread, no doubt.

I forgot what exactly I dreamt about, but there was a box of dunkin donuts and a water slide in it.

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

There was the two lesbians that wanted me to donate some baby batter for them. Does that count?

Ok...I just saw this post. You serious? Do tell. And was it like artificial or the real deal?

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

I forgot what exactly I dreamt about, but there was a box of dunkin donuts and a water slide in it.

Were you inside the donut box?

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

Ok...I just saw this post. You serious? Do tell. And was it like artificial or the real deal?

Actually, I saw it on the Real L Word the other night. But I did turn down a couple of frisky but rotund lesbians a few years ago. One was kinda cute, but the other was scary.

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

Actually, I saw it on the Real L Word the other night. But I did turn down a couple of frisky but rotund lesbians a few years ago. One was kinda cute, but the other was scary.

#######...you turned down a threesome with a couple of lesbian chicks?! Shame on you. You could have got drunk and the scary one might have turned into a sexy one. Tequila maybe.

[scandal 951]

WTH, people? It's like no one cares anymore! There are hardly any posts today at all.

Or are you all busy transacting actual immigration related business?

P & R on knife and fork of Porter Airlines signature raccoon.