American music my wife hates

[slim 1,533]

That's the tragic case with so many men, in general!

That's why I let the wang do all the talking.

[Ban Hammer 14,566]

That's why I let the wang do all the talking.

[Mags 112]

That's why I let the wang do all the talking.

I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

Hmm. Carrots.

Edited August 8, 2010 by Mags

[slim 1,533]

I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

That happens sometimes too. I always tell 'em "don't try to take it all at once." They never listen.

[Mags 112]

That happens sometimes too. I always tell 'em "don't try to take it all at once." They never listen.

Yes, I can imagine that your 3 inches of dangling fury is just too much for those girls to cope with!

[Ban Hammer 14,566]

That happens sometimes too. I always tell 'em "don't try to take it all at once." They never listen.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[slim 1,533]

Yes, I can imagine that your 3 inches of dangling fury is just too much for those girls to cope with!

3 inches is quite a bit.... of thickness.

[Mags 112]

3 inches is quite a bit.... of thickness.

In your dreams, maybe!

[slim 1,533]

In your dreams, maybe!

It's not the money that keeps 'em around.

[Mags 112]

It's not the money that keeps 'em around.

I'm sure it's your wit and charm, then.

[slim 1,533]

Or the 3" of thickness. Your call.

[Mags 112]

Or the 3" of thickness. Your call.

Funny you should mention "call".

It's easy to compliment a man on his appendage when he is paying her by the hour. Or half hour. Or per ten minutes, maybe.

"Oh, yes sir, you SO funny! Want sucky sucky now, yes?"

[peejay 327]

3 inches is quite a bit.... of thickness.

It's not the size of the pencil...it's how you write your name.

It's not the money that keeps 'em around.

Money helps...but it ain't everything. It does open doors that would be closed otherwise.

After that penmanship is a plus.

Edited August 9, 2010 by peejay

[Ken y Leidys 20]

Does she hate the music or the lyrics?

She could not understand the lyrics, and she couldn't believe all of David Lee Roth's screaming. The funny part was that I played the song (as it appeared on the radio) at top volume (Marshall Stacks-style) for full-effect!

[Ken y Leidys 20]

I'm a big Misfits fan - since '85. She doesn't like their "Diobolical" imagery (which is understandable). But, they're the reigning kings of Punk Rock. So, I have to play their music kinda low when she is around, but no big deal, really.