you can feel the love

[justashooter 430]

the late night talk show comedians start taking their turns with nasty but hilarious jokes .... have a laugh!!

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree ... and think 25 to life would be appropriate.

--Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.

--Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?

A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

--Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?

A: A fund raiser.

--Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?

A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.

--David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?

A: America !

--Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?

A: Bo has papers.

--Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?

A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.

--David Letterman

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

Those seem to be facts not jokes.

[Nagishkaw 510]

I concur.

[peejay 327]

I like the one Leno did recently, but I don't remember it verbatim. It went something like this:

Many attribute the economic policies of the Democrats to the rising unemployment rate. This is so true. Obama, Pelosi, Reid, and many Democrats will soon find themselves unemployed.

[Ban Hammer 14,295]