Political correctness gone mad in mall!!!

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So let me get this straight. If you have to use a public toilet, you just ###### and then walk around in shitty pants all day? I think i'll stick to western toilets thank you.

No, you squat and then you wash.

[_Simpson_ 250]

Wait, you people don't squat in public toilets? Like you actually sit down on the commode? Lol. What? Disgusting.

In public toilet you either squat or you hover.

I use as5 gaskets.

[The_Dude 1,142]

No, you squat and then you wash.

Do you get a bidet too?

[GabiandVi 34]

In Greece it is called a "Turkish Toilet." In China we always referred to them as squatters. I actually prefer them in a public setting, though I do want them to be in a stall with a door that closes, not a trench with a half wall that the neighbor can look over as I do my business, or an open alcove like they often were in China.

There is one thing I don't really enjoy doing in a squatter. I won't go into detail, but it is something a man would never have to do. And also, when you are 7 months pregnant and have been holding it for about an hour, squatting ensures a straight stream about 30 feet ahead, which is why I prefer the ones with the little grotto that sticks up at the front end, and it's hard to get back up in that condition without touching anything really disgusting.

In China I would often see an illustration in a Western-style toilet depicting a person squatting on the seat and a big line crossed through it - no squatting. I'd also often see the warning "no sh*tting."

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Washing your ####### with water after taking a dump is far more cleaner than just wiping it with toilet paper.

Dude, I guarantee you won't need to squirt your ####### with water because they won't be any nasty residue with Metamucil. It'll even make your teeth whiter.

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Do you get a bidet too?

Depends on how much money the people who built the bathroom wanted to spend on it.

The nicer ones have bidets. The bottom of the barrel bathrooms, however, have a dried feces-covered mug for your use and a tap for running water. Then, you use your hands. Hold the water filled mug with your right hand, wash your bunghole with your left. And when done, you wash your hands with an even dirtier looking bar of soap and hope the smell comes off The nicer places have soap dispensers.

Edited July 14, 2010 by Legacy member

[Jenn! 918]

Washing your ####### with water after taking a dump is far more cleaner than just wiping it with toilet paper.

What kind of comparative analysis have you done?

Maybe a high-powered spray directly on the area followed by an anti-bacterial lather from the waist down would do the trick. A couple of splashes up in there is not going to cut it. Basically, I think you can be clean or dirty with both methods, depending on how you do it.

Personally, I think Charmin wipes etc. are the way to go.

Hold the water filled mug with your right hand, wash your bunghole with your left. And when done, you wash your hands with an even dirtier looking bar of soap and hope the smell comes off

Yeah, exactly.

Don't tell me everyone is getting cleaner by washing their #######.

[The_Dude 1,142]

Depends on how much money the people who built the bathroom wanted to spend on it.

The nicer ones have bidets. The bottom of the barrel bathrooms, however, have a dried feces-covered mug for your use and a tap for running water. Then, you use your hands. Hold the water filled mug with your right hand, wash your bunghole with your left. And when done, you wash your hands with an even dirtier looking bar of soap and hope the smell comes off The nicer places have soap dispensers.

So yeah, that's just disgusting. I wouldn't mind it if there was a bidet, but without that, that is an entirely disgusing scenario. Reminds me of that toilet scene in Trainspotting.

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So yeah, that's just disgusting. I wouldn't mind it if there was a bidet, but without that, that is an entirely disgusing scenario. Reminds me of that toilet scene in Trainspotting.

When I'm in "that" part of the world I always carry my own toilet paper and my own soap dispenser.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

What kind of comparative analysis have you done?

Maybe a high-powered spray directly on the area followed by an anti-bacterial lather from the waist down would do the trick. A couple of splashes up in there is not going to cut it. Basically, I think you can be clean or dirty with both methods, depending on how you do it.

Personally, I think Charmin wipes etc. are the way to go.

One of the advantages of carrying a purse - a handy supply of personal wipes.

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One of the advantages of carrying a purse - a handy supply of personal wipes.

I bet you call yours a European shoulder bag.

[The_Dude 1,142]

When I'm in "that" part of the world I always carry my own toilet paper and my own soap dispenser.

That makes shitting on a log in the forrest sound appealing. I haven't experienced these sorts of toilets, but I imgaine I will take a case of baby wipes with me next time I leave the country. Good thing Amurkians won't let these things happen here

[Empress of Groovy 373]

Dude, I guarantee you won't need to squirt your ####### with water because they won't be any nasty residue with Metamucil. It'll even make your teeth whiter.

Metamucil: the drink of the gods.

[The_Dude 1,142]

I bet you call yours a European shoulder bag.

Not to be confused with Randomizer's fanny pack. Jersey!!!!

[Scott & Lai 12]

In China I would often see an illustration in a Western-style toilet depicting a person squatting on the seat and a big line crossed through it - no squatting. I'd also often see the warning "no sh*tting."

Did they have a separate place for that?

Depends on how much money the people who built the bathroom wanted to spend on it.

The nicer ones have bidets. The bottom of the barrel bathrooms, however, have a dried feces-covered mug for your use and a tap for running water. Then, you use your hands. Hold the water filled mug with your right hand, wash your bunghole with your left. And when done, you wash your hands with an even dirtier looking bar of soap and hope the smell comes off The nicer places have soap dispensers.

So very enlightened