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BP Says Oil in Gulf Must be Changed Every Six Months

Bad Situation Gets Worse

GULF OF MEXICO – At a time when many thought that news out of the Gulf of Mexico couldn’t get any worse, BP announced today that the oil in the Gulf needs to be changed every six months.

“The oil will need to be changed every six months or every 15,000 lies,” said the BP spokesman. “Whatever comes sooner.”

The announcement about the oil change came on the heels of BP’s decision earlier in the week to separate the Gulf into two sections, full-serve and self-serve.

Sensing that the company was staring down a deepening public relations disaster, BP CEO Tony Hayward attempted to sound a compassionate note: “If this sort of damage were being inflicted on my yacht, I would be devastated.”

According to experts, the BP oil spill is now the second-worst leak in U.S. history, after Michael Steele’s mouth.

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And in protest to this turn of events Mr. Big Dog has sold the family cars and relies solely on newly purchased bicycles for all the family's future transportation needs. Along with vowing to vote Republican henceforth to protest Obama's failing to competently regulate BP and his incompetent handling of the spill after the fact. ;)


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"...for the system to be credible, people actually have to be deported at the end of the process."

US Congresswoman Barbara Jordan (D-TX)

Testimony to the House Immigration Subcommittee, February 24, 1995

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I don't get it. :( Oil in Gulf needs to be changed? Gulf is a machine/engine? It needs motor oil? It needs changing after every 15000 lies. Shouldn't be miles? What a typo?

Oh wait. I get it now. Not funny.


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