Annoy a liberal bumper stickers...

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

Bee healthy, eat your honey after a 60 minute work-out in 90 degree heat.

fixxored.

Go ahead!

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

You do realize you are a Pom?

PS Discussing various issues is not bitching. You may want to try it some time.

It is when you do it.

Since when did you turn conservative ?

There is no such thing as "a conservative". It's false labelling.

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

There is no such thing as "a conservative". It's false labelling.

Dude, I understand everything you say is mostly false. You dont need to waste your time explaning that.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Reading comprehension fail? OR do you just like to embarrass yourself publicly?

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

Reading comprehension fail? OR do you just like to embarrass yourself publicly?

Details?

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Definitely the latter

[Kathryn41 3,205]

Let's stop with the personal attacks and insults and return to the topic instead.

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

Let's stop with the personal attacks and insults and return to the topic instead.

Do we have to?

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

Annoy a liberal: Make him/her get out of their unicorn suit.

[Kathryn41 3,205]

One of my favourite 'bumper sticker jokes' to get back on track:

Two cars were waiting at a stoplight. The light turned green, but the man didn't notice it. A woman in the car behind him is watching traffic pass around them. The woman begins pounding on her steering wheel and yelling at the man to move. The man doesn't move. The woman is going ballistic inside her car, ranting and raving at the man, pounding on her steering wheel and dash. The light turns yellow and the woman begins to blow the car horn, flips him off, screams profanity and curses at the man. The man looks up, sees the yellow light and accelerates through the intersection just as the light turns red.

The woman is beside herself, screaming in frustration as she misses her chance to get through the intersection. As she is still in mid-rant she hears a tap on her window and looks up into the barrel of a gun held by a very serious looking policeman. The policeman tells her to shut off her car while keeping both hands in sight. She complies, speechless at what is happening. After she shuts off the engine, the policeman orders her to exit her car with her hands up. She gets out of the car and he orders her to turn and place her hands on her car then handcuffs her and takes her to the police station where she is fingerprinted, photographed, searched, booked and placed in a cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approaches the cell and opens the door for her. She is escorted back to the booking desk where the original officer is waiting with her personal effects and says, "I'm really sorry for this mistake. But you see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping the guy off in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday School' bumper sticker, and the chrome plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk."

"Naturally I assumed you had stolen the car."

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

One of my favourite 'bumper sticker jokes' to get back on track:

Two cars were waiting at a stoplight. The light turned green, but the man didn't notice it. A woman in the car behind him is watching traffic pass around them. The woman begins pounding on her steering wheel and yelling at the man to move. The man doesn't move. The woman is going ballistic inside her car, ranting and raving at the man, pounding on her steering wheel and dash. The light turns yellow and the woman begins to blow the car horn, flips him off, screams profanity and curses at the man. The man looks up, sees the yellow light and accelerates through the intersection just as the light turns red.

The woman is beside herself, screaming in frustration as she misses her chance to get through the intersection. As she is still in mid-rant she hears a tap on her window and looks up into the barrel of a gun held by a very serious looking policeman. The policeman tells her to shut off her car while keeping both hands in sight. She complies, speechless at what is happening. After she shuts off the engine, the policeman orders her to exit her car with her hands up. She gets out of the car and he orders her to turn and place her hands on her car then handcuffs her and takes her to the police station where she is fingerprinted, photographed, searched, booked and placed in a cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approaches the cell and opens the door for her. She is escorted back to the booking desk where the original officer is waiting with her personal effects and says, "I'm really sorry for this mistake. But you see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping the guy off in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday School' bumper sticker, and the chrome plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk."

"Naturally I assumed you had stolen the car."

I guess he should have assumed she was HUMAN!

[scandal 951]

I never understood why people decide to desecrate their car by permanently attaching an annoying slogan to it. That sort of thing just screams "I'm headed over to Old Country Buffet with the family, again"

Hey! I like Old Country Buffet ...

I think if they try they can squeeze a few more in here...

[rsn 135]

Hey! I like Old Country Buffet ...

I think if they try they can squeeze a few more in here...

It's ok to go to OCB by yourself, but not with the family. I think they hand out oversized glasses and fake mustaches at the door now.

Nice bumper stickers, BTW.

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

Annoy a liberal: Post pics of their cars on google so they can use them against themselves.

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

Annoy a liberal:Ask them to actually DO something about what they complain about!