The Commies 4 Christ IV Thread

[Amby 490]

yeah wellll...neil's mom lived with us in england. one day neil was choking and I was giving him the heimlich. his mom runs in the room to save the day and tries to hand him a glass of water with soap suds in it. we tried to tell her for months if she insisted on washing the dishes she needed to rinse them off because everything tasted like soap. she was like oh bollocks, f off, up yours, etc. so I almost died laughing when I saw the soap suds in the glass.

[Malrothien 6]

Hahaha, nice, Amby. Gotta love mom-in-law.

[Amby 490]

thank god she lives thousands of miles away and is scared to leave the house

[Nagishkaw 510]

she was like oh bollocks, f off, up yours, etc

:rofl:

[Amby 490]

she was like oh bollocks, f off, up yours, etc

she yells like that at her cats too

[Malrothien 6]

My MIL calls her cat an azz because it peed on the clothes that she doesn't wear anymore. They'll take their poodle to the vet for coughing, but won't take their cat for suspected diabetes (that's what I think it is - they haven't put any thought into what might be wrong with the poor thing).

Edited November 30, 2009 by Malrothien

[Nagishkaw 510]

she was like oh bollocks, f off, up yours, etc

she yells like that at her cats too

stop it! :rofl:

My MIL calls her cat an #### because it peed on the clothes that she doesn't wear anymore. They'll take their poodle to the vet for coughing, but won't take their cat for suspected diabetes (that's what I think it is - they haven't put any thought into what might be wrong with the poor thing).

That's just wrong.

[Malrothien 6]

If we weren't moving and had a bigger place, I'd take the poor thing.

[Amby 490]

I think Neil's mom has 5 cats now. She will call me to ask a question and then out of the blue she'll scream really loudly and right into my ear something like "stop that you little #######!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and then she's like "oh sorry one of the cats was climbing the curtains"

ps. I don't like cats cos I'm allergic but that's wrong. mean lady.

Edited December 1, 2009 by Amby

[Niels Bohr 72]

OMG Amby....You made this thread became 666 Views

[Malrothien 6]

I think Neil's mom has 5 cats now. She will call me to ask a question and then out of the blue she'll scream really loudly and right into my ear something like "stop that you little #######!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and then she's like "oh sorry one of the cats was climbing the curtains"

ps. I don't like cats cos I'm allergic but that's wrong. mean lady.

I love your MIL! She's a riot.

I'm allergic to cats, too, but I live with it.

[Amby 490]

oh and she draws little paw prints on all cards she sends and puts a cat name under each paw print

[The_Dude 1,142]

oh and she draws little paw prints on all cards she sends and puts a cat name under each paw print

Does she have birthday parties for the cats? Does she send christmas presents to other people from the cats?

[Malrothien 6]

This is Amby's MIL:

[Amby 490]

oh and she draws little paw prints on all cards she sends and puts a cat name under each paw print

Does she have birthday parties for the cats? Does she send christmas presents to other people from the cats?

yes. just took a pic of a birthday card. let me put it on my photobucket really quick.