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IR5FORMUMSIE Grand Master

IR5FORMUMSIE   850

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wanda :rofl:

tonight is my last anatomy class. I just have a lab practical next week and then I'm finished with anatomy until next fall :dance::dance::dance:

Anatomy, my dear Amby I would think that know more about Human anatomy than anyone else on VJ, I meant to say that are very good student so you will be quite successful in your undertaking next week, yes, that's what I meant to say. :innocent::lol: You have a lab practical? I guess you just have to point out the naughty bits. :lol: I'll get you started by giving you a hint, #4 is a very naughty bit. :lol:

:lol: well we have cadavers and skinned cats and models

When we had our Cadaver labs I was pretty freaked out. So when I get freaked I say dumb stuff to kinda cope with the situation. When the Doctor unveiled the body I said, "Who wants white meat and who wants dark" oddly the prof was the only one who though this was funny....

I still can't forget that stench.

Did you have fresh or preserved? The formaldehyde dissolves the adipose tissue so you get slimy yellowy goo. It did smell like #######. It would even go through the gloves. The biggest gloves they had were L and I take a XXL so I'd always have sore hands. :crying: The only time the guyz weren't making jokes was when they dissected the #######. :o My gimmick was to stick out my tongue and start licking my lips while bulging out my eyes when cutting. It used to scare the sh*t out of the girls in the class and it freaked out some of the guyz too. I love your joke, my fave, when slicing up the lats was, "I think I'll have steak for dinner tonight." Of course, the perfunctory skull grabbing, "Alas poor Yorrick..." and "this guy must have been a horse's azz 'cause I see his tail," were always good for a laugh. Good ol' cauda equina, I missed ya.!!! :thumbs:

####### I think I knew you in class. :lol:

And ohhhhh yeah that horse tail is something to behold huh?

Tell them about the kidney dissection.

Baby said a bad, bad word. :crying::crying::crying:

BTW, if there was a psycho-looking dude in a size 56 labcoat who used his hands to tear at things and growled a lot, then I was in your class. :lol:

IR5

2007-07-27 – Case complete at NVC waiting on the world or at least MTL.

2007-12-19 - INTERVIEW AT MTL, SPLIT DECISION.

2007-12-24-Mom's I-551 arrives, Pop's still in purgatory (AP)

2008-03-11-AP all done, Pop is approved!!!!

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hey mal, how goes it?

It goes. :) I have to run out and get butter because I only have 1 pound left. I need one pound for the shortbread alone! :lol: I need to buy another four pounds.

Chica Lenitica, I'll move to Washington if you house me for free. :P

Bring it.

I know you're not serious. :P

Montreal: BEAT!!! Approved!!!!!

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IR5FORMUMSIE Grand Master

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Good Morning Commies!

Thank you all for your congrats with the job.

Suisita- Boy or girl???

Lgg- congrats o your interview!

Bishop- Yes I have heard that Thailand is very inexpensive to get a massage. A few ofcolleges of mine when to Thailand after graduation to study, they said it was amazing. After I go to Russia, Zhanna and I plan to do some traveling and Thailand is defiantly a place I have always wanted to visit. But to answer your question, I will still be keeping my hours at Hades just to ensure some kind of income while I try to cultivate a following. Hopefully I will be able to transition out of the restaurant and make more time for my practice. I hope this week will be a new chapter, I will start a new job and hopefully will have news that Zhanna will have her visa and we can but breathe a little easier.

Zhanna leaves tomorrow for her medical (Mon) and interview at Moscow (Tues). Anyone have some Valium?

How could I have missed this? Congrats Chris. :dance::dance: I have some ativan if you need it. :thumbs: Has no effect on me so maybe you can use it. :lol:

IR5

2007-07-27 – Case complete at NVC waiting on the world or at least MTL.

2007-12-19 - INTERVIEW AT MTL, SPLIT DECISION.

2007-12-24-Mom's I-551 arrives, Pop's still in purgatory (AP)

2008-03-11-AP all done, Pop is approved!!!!

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It goes. :) I have to run out and get butter because I only have 1 pound left. I need one pound for the shortbread alone! :lol: I need to buy another four pounds.

I'm considering baking cookies tomorrow. How many different kinds are you making?

Life is a ticket to the greatest show on earth.

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It goes. :) I have to run out and get butter because I only have 1 pound left. I need one pound for the shortbread alone! :lol: I need to buy another four pounds.

recipe, please! Pretty please?

I kept my last name, hubby's last name is German as well, so I stuck to the prettier one :P

10-10-2008: I-130 Sent

11-14-2008: NOA1

01-13-2009: Transfer to CSC

01-30-2009: APPROVED!!!!!!!!!

02-04-2009: NOA2 in mail

04-14-2009: medical

05-14-2009: Interview

05-15-2009: picked up visa

05-24-2009: PoE: Miami

06-04-2009: received 2 ! welcome letters

06-08-2009: received 3rd welcome letter

06-25-2009: Greencard in mail

07-06-2009: received SSN

07-13-2009: got my DL!

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It goes. :) I have to run out and get butter because I only have 1 pound left. I need one pound for the shortbread alone! :lol: I need to buy another four pounds.

I'm considering baking cookies tomorrow. How many different kinds are you making?

My list is:

Peanut butter blossom

Chocolate chip

White chocolate chip

Mint chocolate chip

Soft molasses

Thumbprint

Shortbread

Gingerbread

Sugar

Snickerdoodles

It goes. :) I have to run out and get butter because I only have 1 pound left. I need one pound for the shortbread alone! :lol: I need to buy another four pounds.

recipe, please! Pretty please?

I kept my last name, hubby's last name is German as well, so I stuck to the prettier one :P

For the shortbread? I'm trying out a new one posted on the Canada forums:

Whipped Shortbread Cookies

Ingredients:

1 lb soft butter

1 cup 10X sugar (icing sugar)

1/2 cup corn starch

3 cups flour

1tbsp vanilla

1/2 tsp. almond extract

MoP:

Beat butter until creamy. Add remaining ingredients until well blended. Drop by tsp full on baking sheet 2 inches apart (like you would chocolate chip cookies).

Top with candied cherries or sprinkles.

Bake at 300 for 10 minutes. Cookies should be set but not brown.

Chris ~ congrats on the new job :)

Now, when's your next visit to your family in NY? I think I messed up my back. :wacko:

Mal ~ ever see that butter commercial with Ms. Butterton? LOL

LOL YES! That is TOTALLY going to be me!

Montreal: BEAT!!! Approved!!!!!

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I have some ativan if you need it.

Im willing to trade.

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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IR5FORMUMSIE Grand Master

IR5FORMUMSIE   850

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Good morning. Dirty Sanchez vs. the Bungle-O Bills?

Yes, it looks like it was a sloppy game from some of the highlights I have seen, If Sanchez keeps doing that stuff we might have Vinny TestiTURDie back soon lol.

He looks a bit like Vinny too. USC QBs that look great in college but fizzle in the pros, FTW. Does the name Rob Johnson mean anything? :bonk:

IR5

2007-07-27 – Case complete at NVC waiting on the world or at least MTL.

2007-12-19 - INTERVIEW AT MTL, SPLIT DECISION.

2007-12-24-Mom's I-551 arrives, Pop's still in purgatory (AP)

2008-03-11-AP all done, Pop is approved!!!!

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Thanks Mal, I'll try it out. If anyone wants recipes for German Christmas Cookies, I gotz tons of them

btw: butter rocks!

10-10-2008: I-130 Sent

11-14-2008: NOA1

01-13-2009: Transfer to CSC

01-30-2009: APPROVED!!!!!!!!!

02-04-2009: NOA2 in mail

04-14-2009: medical

05-14-2009: Interview

05-15-2009: picked up visa

05-24-2009: PoE: Miami

06-04-2009: received 2 ! welcome letters

06-08-2009: received 3rd welcome letter

06-25-2009: Greencard in mail

07-06-2009: received SSN

07-13-2009: got my DL!

IR5FORMUMSIE Grand Master

IR5FORMUMSIE   850

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I won't even mention my Pioneer Girls ruler.

Those are for Baptists.

For what it's worth, I found it on the street. :P

I have some ativan if you need it.

Im willing to trade.

I'm listening. :lol:

IR5

2007-07-27 – Case complete at NVC waiting on the world or at least MTL.

2007-12-19 - INTERVIEW AT MTL, SPLIT DECISION.

2007-12-24-Mom's I-551 arrives, Pop's still in purgatory (AP)

2008-03-11-AP all done, Pop is approved!!!!

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Nagishkaw Grand Master

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I got V's galore....among other things. ;)

We could play like Monty Hall.

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Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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