Tiger Woods has a wild night

[Danno 1,228]

Official: Woods' Wife Broke Window To Free Him

FHP Says Alcohol Not Involved, Charges Pending

WINDERMERE, Fla. -- The Windermere police chief said Tiger Woods' wife used a golf club to smash out a car window and help free him after the golfer hit a fire hydrant and a tree at about 2:20 Friday morning.

WESH 2 News was the first to report that Woods had been injured in a crash outside his Isleworth home. Woods was treated for facial lacerations at Health Central Hospital. Hospital officials said he was released on Friday in good condition.

Woods' official Web site posted the same message, calling the crash a minor accident.

Daniel Saylor told The Associated Press on Friday that Elin Nordegren told officers she was in the house when she heard the accident and came outside. Saylor said officers found Woods laying in the street with his wife hovering over him.

Saylor said Woods was in and out of consciousness when his officers arrived.

Images Of Woods

Woods was driving a 2009 black Cadillac Escalade when he lost control and hit a fire hydrant outside his home and a tree outside his neighbor's home, Florida Highway Patrol said. FHP said Woods' air bags did not deploy, indicating the car was moving slower than 30 miles per hour.

FHP said the crash is still under investigation. It said alcohol did not play a role in the crash, but that charges are pending.

Woods lives with Nordegren and two children.

WESH 2 News found that Woods' only traffic citation in Orange County was in 2001, when he paid $220 for a charge of unlawful speed through a construction zone.

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Although it's hard to imagine a more respectable celeb than tiger.... it's hard to believe this is a simple car accident where the wife arrives with a handy Golf club to bash out the window.

[AlHayatZween 2]

weird...

[spookyturtle 9,466]

He probably had a fight with his wife and went flying out of his driveway and crashed. His wife was mad so she went out and beat him with a nine iron.

[AlHayatZween 2]

the irony...

[slim 1,533]

As more and more details keep coming out, I can only picture scared Tiger running away in his Buick SUV from angry Elin sporting his Nike clubs and beating the sh!t outta the vehicle, even as he crashed into the neighbor's tree.

Sounds like the celebs turned "normal" for a night then realized they better do a little damage control once the cops arrived.

I see a Chappelle show soon in our future.....

Wayne Brady does Tiger Woods - "B!tch if you wanna keep livin in this big @$$ house, drivin that nice @$$ car and not ever workin and $#!t, you better tell them pigs I aint had nothin to drink tonight and you was tryin to save me. Got it, b!tch? Now take this $855 Nike driver and act like you saved my @ss."

Or, maybe it was more like Natasha Henstridge does Elin Nordegrin - "(n-word deleted) I told you not to be runnin out the house at 2 in the mofo morning. I will cut myself out front and make you look like O.J. in a second! You got it, b!tch! Now drive that old lady lookin SUV into that tree over there and you better hit the fire hydrant on your way. Make that $#!t look real, (n-word deleted). Gimme that $855 Nike driver over there so I can act like I saved your b!tch @$$."

[Danno 1,228]

He probably had a fight with his wife and went flying out of his driveway and crashed. His wife was mad so she went out and beat him with a nine iron.

Sounds about right.... I had to make a quick get-away once and slammed right into a nice sized tree while backing up in the yard.

I only wish I could claim I too had a nice looking Blonde chasing me at the time.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

He probably had a fight with his wife and went flying out of his driveway and crashed. His wife was mad so she went out and beat him with a nine iron.

Sounds about right.... I had to make a quick get-away once and slammed right into a nice sized tree while backing up in the yard.

I only wish I could claim I too had a nice looking Blonde chasing me at the time.

[slim 1,533]

Well, you do now, don't you Danno?

[Danno 1,228]

Well, you do now, don't you Danno?

Ah yah, and Thank God I don't play golf.

That's sounding more lethal than I thought.

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

the irony...

You mean the nine irony, don't you? Tiger frequently has a smile on his face, he goes out at 2:20 in the morning, he's not drunk and he's driving less than 30 mph. When they check his blood and urine, I'll bet they find that he was one toke over the line.

[slim 1,533]

When they check his blood and urine, I'll bet they find that he was one toke over the line.

I doubt they'll ever check his blood or urine. He lives in a gated community. Law doesn't apply there, remember?

[tallcoolone 102]

He seems like a nice guy

Now if would of been that drunken John Daly then, I would be sure it's drug or alcholol involved......

[SuperDuper! 230]

He seems like a nice guy

Now if would of been that drunken John Daly then, I would be sure it's drug or alcholol involved......

And he seems to have a nice house, one of many.

http://www.slideshare.net/billseigor/tiger...n-stifano-house

[Jasman0717 9]

I wonder where he was going in such a hurry at 2:30 in the morning. Maybe he realized he left has favorite putter at the golf club

[Danno 1,228]

He seems like a nice guy

Now if would of been that drunken John Daly then, I would be sure it's drug or alcholol involved......

And he seems to have a nice house, one of many.

http://www.slideshare.net/billseigor/tiger...n-stifano-house

Poor guy ran out of money before he bought curtains for the place.