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thongd4me   69

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This is for things we've seen in our travels,

In storefronts,

On billboards,

At train stations,

In restrooms,

In newspaper ads or headlines,

On product packaging,

On TV or any other media,

in other words, practically anywhere public.

So far I've been exposed to Jap-lish and Thai-lish,

but there are many more -lishes out there to be

heard from.

Extra points for a pic of the actual sign.

It can be a creatively misspelled word or a word

spelled correctly but misuesd in a sentence or phrase,

or something entirely new and creative, literally

translated from the home country language.

I'll start things off with something I've seen more than once in Bangkok:

Romance Serviced Apartments

02/2003 - Met

08/24/09 I-129F; 09/02 NOA1; 10/14 NOA2; 11/24 interview; 11/30 K-1 VISA (92 d); 12/29 POE 12/31/09 Marriage

03/29/-04/06/10 - AOS sent/rcd; 04/13 NOA1; AOS 2 NBC

04/14 $1010 cashed; 04/19 NOA1

04/28 Biom.

06/16 EAD/AP

06/24 Infops; AP mail

06/28 EAD mail; travel 2 BKK; return 07/17

07/20/10 interview, 4d. b4 I-129F anniv. APPROVAL!*

08/02/10 GC

08/09/10 SSN

2012-05-16 Lifting Cond. - I-751 sent

2012-06-27 Biom,

2013-01-10 7 Mo, 2 Wks. & 5 days - 10 Yr. PR Card (no interview)

*2013-04-22 Apply for citizenship (if she desires at that time) 90 days prior to 3yr anniversary of P. Residence

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JimVaPhuong   4,863

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My sister got a big kick out of menu at a restaurant in Hue that was loaded with hilariously bad translations. Unfortunately, she didn't get any pictures of the menu. The one that had her rolling on the floor was the "Corn and ####### Soup"! :lol:

... it was supposed to read "Crab". :blush:

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toddandhien   2

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Filed: Lift. Cond. (apr) Country: Vietnam
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This is for things we've seen in our travels,

In storefronts,

On billboards,

At train stations,

In restrooms,

In newspaper ads or headlines,

On product packaging,

On TV or any other media,

in other words, practically anywhere public.

So far I've been exposed to Jap-lish and Thai-lish,

but there are many more -lishes out there to be

heard from.

Extra points for a pic of the actual sign.

It can be a creatively misspelled word or a word

spelled correctly but misuesd in a sentence or phrase,

or something entirely new and creative, literally

translated from the home country language.

I'll start things off with something I've seen more than once in Bangkok:

Romance Serviced Apartments

Here's one from China. This would actually keep a lot of people off the planes...post-50710-1257518496_thumb.jpg

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thongd4me   69

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Here's one from China. This would actually keep a lot of people off the planes...post-50710-1257518496_thumb.jpg

That's great. I have a pic of a sign (I forget what it said) from my last trip to BKK

but I have to sort through a few thousand shots to find it.

In addition to "alcoholics" I'm guessing "salt rifles" are also not permitted on Chinese planes on Tuesdays.

We're having a little fun here but what may be even funnier is what us foreigners say in Chinese, etc. that

makes all the locals politely smile...

02/2003 - Met

08/24/09 I-129F; 09/02 NOA1; 10/14 NOA2; 11/24 interview; 11/30 K-1 VISA (92 d); 12/29 POE 12/31/09 Marriage

03/29/-04/06/10 - AOS sent/rcd; 04/13 NOA1; AOS 2 NBC

04/14 $1010 cashed; 04/19 NOA1

04/28 Biom.

06/16 EAD/AP

06/24 Infops; AP mail

06/28 EAD mail; travel 2 BKK; return 07/17

07/20/10 interview, 4d. b4 I-129F anniv. APPROVAL!*

08/02/10 GC

08/09/10 SSN

2012-05-16 Lifting Cond. - I-751 sent

2012-06-27 Biom,

2013-01-10 7 Mo, 2 Wks. & 5 days - 10 Yr. PR Card (no interview)

*2013-04-22 Apply for citizenship (if she desires at that time) 90 days prior to 3yr anniversary of P. Residence

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Dennis&Dane   0

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in toyota-city japan, there is a resturant simply named "BREAST" hmmmm I work for a toyota factory here in the states, mostly japanese built machines... there is so many buttons there that say "FART RESET" (Fault reset) lol i can tell you there are some FARTs that I simply never want reset so I have to smell them again lol

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Event Date

Service Center : Vermont Service Center

Consulate : Manilla, Philipines

I-129F Sent : 2009-03-28

I-129F NOA1 : 2009-04-07

I-129F RFE(s) : Thanks to VJ NONE!!!!!

RFE Reply(s) :

I-129F NOA2 : 2009-08-24

NVC Received : 2009-08-26

NVC Left : 2009-10-06 41 days of AP at NVC

Consulate Received : 2009-10-08

Packet 3 Received :

Packet 3 Sent :

Packet 4 Received :

Interview Date : 2009-11-10

Visa Received : 2009-11-17

US Entry : 2009-11-21

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thongd4me   69

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Hey, this isn't Brazil - taken on my last day in Bangkok while in a traffic jam on the way to meet her son at Chulalongkorn University.

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02/2003 - Met

08/24/09 I-129F; 09/02 NOA1; 10/14 NOA2; 11/24 interview; 11/30 K-1 VISA (92 d); 12/29 POE 12/31/09 Marriage

03/29/-04/06/10 - AOS sent/rcd; 04/13 NOA1; AOS 2 NBC

04/14 $1010 cashed; 04/19 NOA1

04/28 Biom.

06/16 EAD/AP

06/24 Infops; AP mail

06/28 EAD mail; travel 2 BKK; return 07/17

07/20/10 interview, 4d. b4 I-129F anniv. APPROVAL!*

08/02/10 GC

08/09/10 SSN

2012-05-16 Lifting Cond. - I-751 sent

2012-06-27 Biom,

2013-01-10 7 Mo, 2 Wks. & 5 days - 10 Yr. PR Card (no interview)

*2013-04-22 Apply for citizenship (if she desires at that time) 90 days prior to 3yr anniversary of P. Residence

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anya-D   8

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Mutation crab on the menu in one local restaurant in Bangkok :whistle:

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AOS = 5 months

I-751 = almost one year

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thongd4me   69

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Mutation crab on the menu in one local restaurant in Bangkok :whistle:

Better mutation crab than mutation ####### :whistle:

02/2003 - Met

08/24/09 I-129F; 09/02 NOA1; 10/14 NOA2; 11/24 interview; 11/30 K-1 VISA (92 d); 12/29 POE 12/31/09 Marriage

03/29/-04/06/10 - AOS sent/rcd; 04/13 NOA1; AOS 2 NBC

04/14 $1010 cashed; 04/19 NOA1

04/28 Biom.

06/16 EAD/AP

06/24 Infops; AP mail

06/28 EAD mail; travel 2 BKK; return 07/17

07/20/10 interview, 4d. b4 I-129F anniv. APPROVAL!*

08/02/10 GC

08/09/10 SSN

2012-05-16 Lifting Cond. - I-751 sent

2012-06-27 Biom,

2013-01-10 7 Mo, 2 Wks. & 5 days - 10 Yr. PR Card (no interview)

*2013-04-22 Apply for citizenship (if she desires at that time) 90 days prior to 3yr anniversary of P. Residence

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