Economics for the Obama haters....

[spookyturtle 9,466]

It is the month of August, a resort town sits next to the shores of a lake. It is raining, and the little town looks totally deserted. It is tough times, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.

Suddenly, a rich tourist comes to town.

He enters the only hotel, lays a 100 dollar bill on the reception counter, ?and goes to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one.

The hotel proprietor takes the 100 dollar bill and runs to pay his debt to the butcher.

The Butcher takes the 100 dollar bill, and runs to pay his debt to the pig raiser.

The pig raiser takes the 100 dollar bill, and runs to pay his debt to the supplier of his feed and fuel.

The supplier of feed and fuel takes the 100 dollar bill and runs to pay his debt to the town's prostitute that in these hard times, gave her "services" on credit.

The hooker runs to the hotel, and pays off her debt with the 100 dollar bill to the hotel proprietor to pay for the rooms that she rented when she ?brought her clients there.

The hotel proprietor then lays the 100 dollar bill back on the counter so that the rich tourist will not suspect anything.

At that moment, the rich tourist comes down after inspecting the rooms, and takes his 100 dollar bill, after saying that he did not like any of the rooms, and leaves town.

No one earned anything. However, the whole town is now without debt, and looks to the future with a lot of optimism

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the United States Government is doing business today.

[GaryC 7]

Funny!

Edited June 17, 2009 by GaryC

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

It is the month of August, a resort town sits next to the shores of a lake. It is raining, and the little town looks totally deserted. It is tough times, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.

Suddenly, a rich tourist comes to town.

He enters the only hotel, lays a 100 dollar bill on the reception counter, ?and goes to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one.

The hotel proprietor takes the 100 dollar bill and runs to pay his debt to the butcher.

The Butcher takes the 100 dollar bill, and runs to pay his debt to the pig raiser.

The pig raiser takes the 100 dollar bill, and runs to pay his debt to the supplier of his feed and fuel.

The supplier of feed and fuel takes the 100 dollar bill and runs to pay his debt to the town's prostitute that in these hard times, gave her "services" on credit.

The hooker runs to the hotel, and pays off her debt with the 100 dollar bill to the hotel proprietor to pay for the rooms that she rented when she ?brought her clients there.

The hotel proprietor then lays the 100 dollar bill back on the counter so that the rich tourist will not suspect anything.

At that moment, the rich tourist comes down after inspecting the rooms, and takes his 100 dollar bill, after saying that he did not like any of the rooms, and leaves town.

No one earned anything. However, the whole town is now without debt, and looks to the future with a lot of optimism

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the United States Government is doing business today.

Except, that the rich guy doesn't get his 100 dollar bill back. The mayor slipped in, stole the 100 dollar bill, stiffed the hotel clerk for his bill, poked the butcher, stole a pig, didn't pay when he filled his car, and ran off with the town #######. That is how the the US Gov is really doing bussiness today.

Edited June 17, 2009 by Mister_Bill

[Sofiyya 1,687]

So now Obama has a news outlet. Why not? Just add it to the growing collection of private companies the government controls.

He has the state controlled media - CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, MSNBC, PBS, and a majority of the popular print press. Like Chris Matthews and others have said out loud, they have a responsibility to make sure Obama is too big to fail.

It's truly sad and embarrassing.

It is the month of August, a resort town sits next to the shores of a lake. It is raining, and the little town looks totally deserted. It is tough times, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.

Suddenly, a rich tourist comes to town.

He enters the only hotel, lays a 100 dollar bill on the reception counter, ?and goes to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one.

The hotel proprietor takes the 100 dollar bill and runs to pay his debt to the butcher.

The Butcher takes the 100 dollar bill, and runs to pay his debt to the pig raiser.

The pig raiser takes the 100 dollar bill, and runs to pay his debt to the supplier of his feed and fuel.

The supplier of feed and fuel takes the 100 dollar bill and runs to pay his debt to the town's prostitute that in these hard times, gave her "services" on credit.

The hooker runs to the hotel, and pays off her debt with the 100 dollar bill to the hotel proprietor to pay for the rooms that she rented when she ?brought her clients there.

The hotel proprietor then lays the 100 dollar bill back on the counter so that the rich tourist will not suspect anything.

At that moment, the rich tourist comes down after inspecting the rooms, and takes his 100 dollar bill, after saying that he did not like any of the rooms, and leaves town.

No one earned anything. However, the whole town is now without debt, and looks to the future with a lot of optimism

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the United States Government is doing business today.

FYI: Frank Capra is dead.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

So now Obama has a news outlet. Why not? Just add it to the growing collection of private companies the government controls.

He has the state controlled media - CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, MSNBC, PBS, and a majority of the popular print press. Like Chris Matthews and others have said out loud, they have a responsibility to make sure Obama is too big to fail.

It's truly sad and embarrassing.

That you think that way.

[Sofiyya 1,687]

So now Obama has a news outlet. Why not? Just add it to the growing collection of private companies the government controls.

He has the state controlled media - CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, MSNBC, PBS, and a majority of the popular print press. Like Chris Matthews and others have said out loud, they have a responsibility to make sure Obama is too big to fail.

It's truly sad and embarrassing.

That you think that way.

That you don't is the embarrassing part. At least, you should be.

[~PalmTreeGurl~ 154]

I forsee this thread with potential of about 14 pages long...

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

I forsee this thread with potential of about 14 pages long...

fourteen pages of "yes you did!" and "no you didn't!"

the wife is getting pissed. time to turn it off for the night.

[Scott & Lai 12]

Except, that the rich guy doesn't get his 100 dollar bill back. The mayor slipped in, stole the 100 dollar bill, stiffed the hotel clerk for his bill, poked the butcher, stole a pig, didn't pay when he filled his car, and ran off with the town #######. That is how the the US Gov is really doing bussiness today.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

So now Obama has a news outlet. Why not? Just add it to the growing collection of private companies the government controls.

He has the state controlled media - CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, MSNBC, PBS, and a majority of the popular print press. Like Chris Matthews and others have said out loud, they have a responsibility to make sure Obama is too big to fail.

It's truly sad and embarrassing.

That you think that way.

That you don't is the embarrassing part. At least, you should be.

I hope I never think like you.

[Sofiyya 1,687]

So now Obama has a news outlet. Why not? Just add it to the growing collection of private companies the government controls.

He has the state controlled media - CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, MSNBC, PBS, and a majority of the popular print press. Like Chris Matthews and others have said out loud, they have a responsibility to make sure Obama is too big to fail.

It's truly sad and embarrassing.

That you think that way.

That you don't is the embarrassing part. At least, you should be.

I hope I never think like you.

Yea, keep it simple, like you do now.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

So now Obama has a news outlet. Why not? Just add it to the growing collection of private companies the government controls.

He has the state controlled media - CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, MSNBC, PBS, and a majority of the popular print press. Like Chris Matthews and others have said out loud, they have a responsibility to make sure Obama is too big to fail.

It's truly sad and embarrassing.

That you think that way.

That you don't is the embarrassing part. At least, you should be.

I hope I never think like you.

Yea, keep it simple, like you do now.

Lame. You really aren't good at the internet.

[Sofiyya 1,687]

So now Obama has a news outlet. Why not? Just add it to the growing collection of private companies the government controls.

He has the state controlled media - CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, MSNBC, PBS, and a majority of the popular print press. Like Chris Matthews and others have said out loud, they have a responsibility to make sure Obama is too big to fail.

It's truly sad and embarrassing.

That you think that way.

That you don't is the embarrassing part. At least, you should be.

I hope I never think like you.

Yea, keep it simple, like you do now.

Lame. You really aren't good at the internet.

You're good at the internet, and you can have it. I'm much better in real life.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

So now Obama has a news outlet. Why not? Just add it to the growing collection of private companies the government controls.

He has the state controlled media - CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, MSNBC, PBS, and a majority of the popular print press. Like Chris Matthews and others have said out loud, they have a responsibility to make sure Obama is too big to fail.

It's truly sad and embarrassing.

That you think that way.

That you don't is the embarrassing part. At least, you should be.

I hope I never think like you.

Yea, keep it simple, like you do now.

Lame. You really aren't good at the internet.

You're good at the internet, and you can have it. I'm much better in real life.

So you say, on the internet. Yep, that makes it believable. Keep telling yourself that, it will help with your delusions of adequacy.

[Sofiyya 1,687]

So now Obama has a news outlet. Why not? Just add it to the growing collection of private companies the government controls.

He has the state controlled media - CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, MSNBC, PBS, and a majority of the popular print press. Like Chris Matthews and others have said out loud, they have a responsibility to make sure Obama is too big to fail.

It's truly sad and embarrassing.

That you think that way.

That you don't is the embarrassing part. At least, you should be.

I hope I never think like you.

Yea, keep it simple, like you do now.

Lame. You really aren't good at the internet.

You're good at the internet, and you can have it. I'm much better in real life.

So you say, on the internet. Yep, that makes it believable. Keep telling yourself that, it will help with your delusions of adequacy.

Bad defensive play. You lose.