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If we're really lucky, we'll see Chuck Norris up for election in '12. World peace will be the day before his swearing in ceremony. Tribute payments will start the day election results are announced. Election results will be announced four minutes after he announces he's running for election, and only becuase it'll take four minutes to get the story out, not becuase it takes four mintues for Chuck to roundhouse kick the world's @$$ into submission.

"Nor-ris! Nor-ris! Nor-ris!"

Mr. Norris has strong Republican and Christian values. If Regan can get elected, why not Mr. Norris?

chuck norris facts relevant to this discussion and its forum:

#1 Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

#2 Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

not relevant:

#1 You're only alive because Chuck Norris lets you live.

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Mr. Norris has strong Republican and Christian values. If Regan can get elected, why not Mr. Norris?

I seriously wouldn't be surprised to see him run for office soon. However, I doubt it'll be on the national level. He's talked quite a bit about cleaning up his own back yard first.

Oh, wait. George Bush is back there already, I'm sure he could handle it. Go Chuck!

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Mr. Norris has strong Republican and Christian values. If Regan can get elected, why not Mr. Norris?

I seriously wouldn't be surprised to see him run for office soon. However, I doubt it'll be on the national level. He's talked quite a bit about cleaning up his own back yard first.

Oh, wait. George Bush is back there already, I'm sure he could handle it. Go Chuck!

Chuck for Pres, Nuge for vice?

We will all get healthy, President Chucky promises his own home Gym in everyone home as well as someone to make sure you use it. Better watch out slim you might start looking like your name, actually we will all start looking like your name. That was when everyone is totally ripped, chicks included we dont have to worry about raising an army to fend off an attach we will all be total bad*sses and no country is going to want to mess with us. No silly little car bomb will scare us and people will be able to jump out of 60th floor windows, land on their feet and walk away. :dance:

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Mr. Norris has strong Republican and Christian values. If Regan can get elected, why not Mr. Norris?

Meh. None of the Republicans these days (with the possible exception of Romney) has strong or even close-to Republican values. Pretty sure Reagan's been spinning like a gyroscope for the better part of the decade.

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Mr. Norris has strong Republican and Christian values. If Regan can get elected, why not Mr. Norris?

Meh. None of the Republicans these days (with the possible exception of Romney) has strong or even close-to Republican values. Pretty sure Reagan's been spinning like a gyroscope for the better part of the decade.

Sorry no politician can purport to have christian values, in order to be a good politician you have to fake sincerity, think about yourself more than anyone else but make people think you are thinking about everyone, lie more than a lawyer(since most of them go to law school), be an elitist scumbag who will take a dollar to kill a baby as long as it doesnt produce bad press. Put em all on a boat and sink the damn thing. The system is awash with too much money, too much sanctimony, and too much self righteous bullsh!t. Reagan had it wrong, nobody has gotten it right, not Bush 1 or 2, obama, clinton, none of them. If satanistic values would get some elected both sides would be lining up with lucifer himself with Stalin as his running mate and Hitler as sec of state.

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None of the Republicans these days (with the possible exception of Romney) has strong or even close-to Republican values.

Are you picking a fight with Mr. Norris? Been nice knowing you. :)

Chuck Norris doesn't need to fight me. He killed me so fast, I won't even know about it for another 30 years.

He didnt kill me yet, but I didnt look at him funny neither

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Was browsing through Sept dated to KBP from Chicago ORD.. ANs on the 18th through 21st of September a non stop flight showed up with a StarChoice airline name.. anyone heard of it?

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Was browsing through Sept dated to KBP from Chicago ORD.. ANs on the 18th through 21st of September a non stop flight showed up with a StarChoice airline name.. anyone heard of it?

Of course it is the first choice of stars like Chuck Norris,Slim and Mox

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Chuk can afford to charter a private plane..

How about some answers on the subject?

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Chuk can afford to charter a private plane..

How about some answers on the subject?

Never heard of it. Googled it and it comes up a canadian communication company. Did you get the name of the airline correct? There is also a Star Choice reward program but it isnt affiliated with an airline.

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I tried to find it in browser history.. no luck.

Just found out something else.. Delta lest flight to Kiev Sept 15th.:-(

The only one left i think is AeroSweet :-(

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I tried to find it in browser history.. no luck.

Just found out something else.. Delta lest flight to Kiev Sept 15th.:-(

The only one left i think is AeroSweet :-(

Can you route through other cities or other airports? Perhaps they pick up flights later on they may have just canceled a bunch to save money.

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I tried to find it in browser history.. no luck.

Just found out something else.. Delta lest flight to Kiev Sept 15th.:-(

The only one left i think is AeroSweet :-(

Can you route through other cities or other airports? Perhaps they pick up flights later on they may have just canceled a bunch to save money.

Turkish Airlines have flights around that date from $645 including taxes 1 stop (overnight in Ankara)

British Airways have flights around those date from $719 including taxes Ukraine International to Heathrow (overnight in London) then BA to ORD

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