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President Obama was in the Oval Office, wondering which country to invade next, when his telephone rang.

"Hallo, President Obama " a heavily accented voice said. "This is Archie, up ere at the Harp Seal Pub in Badger's Cove , Newfoundland , Canada , eh? I am callin' to tells ya dat we are officially declaring war on ya!"

"Well Archie,"President Obama replied, "This is indeed important news !

How big is your army ?"

"Right now," said Archie, after a moments calculation "there is myself, me cousin Harold , me next-door-neighbor Mick, and the whole dart team from the pub. That makes eight!"

President Obama paused. "I must tell you Archie that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command."

"Holy cow," said Archie. "I'll have at call ya back!"

Sure enough, the next day, Archie called again. " Mr. Obama , the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"

"And what equipment would that be Archie?" Mr. Obama asked.

"Well sir, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Harry 's farm tractor."

President Obama sighed. "I must tell you Archie, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also I've increased my army to one and a half million since we last spoke."

" T'underin bye", said Archie, "I'll be getting back to ya."

Sure enough, Archie rang again the next day.. " President Obama , the war is still on! We have managed to git ourselves airborne! We up an' modified Harrigan's ultra-light wit a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four byes from the Legion have joined us as well!"

Obama was silent for a minute then cleared his throat. "I must tell you Archie that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"

"Jumpins," said Archie, "l'll have at call youse back."

Sure enough, Archie called again the next day. " President Obama ! I am sorry to have to tell you dat we have had to call off dis 'ere war."

"I'm sorry to hear that" said Obama . "Why the sudden change of heart?"

Well, sir," said Archie, "we've all sat ourselves down and had a long chat over a long lunch, and come to realize dat dere's no way we can feed two million prisoners."

"I swear by my life and my love of it that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine."- Ayn Rand

“Your freedom to be you includes my freedom to be free from you.”

― Andrew Wilkow

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Pinocchio Liberal Grand Master

Pinocchio Liberal   268

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This joke is as old as the Internet.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&cli...amp;btnG=Search

Oldest version I found was from 2002... :blink:

http://www.pprune.org/archive/index.php/t-31172.html

Ya gotta luvz the folks that got no life!

"I swear by my life and my love of it that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine."- Ayn Rand

“Your freedom to be you includes my freedom to be free from you.”

― Andrew Wilkow

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Marilyn. Grand Master

Marilyn.   340

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This joke is as old as the Internet.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&cli...amp;btnG=Search

Oldest version I found was from 2002... :blink:

http://www.pprune.org/archive/index.php/t-31172.html

Ya gotta luvz the folks that got no life!

oh noes.. Marc thinks I have no life.. whatever am I going to do?? :crying:

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Pinocchio Liberal Grand Master

Pinocchio Liberal   268

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This joke is as old as the Internet.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&cli...amp;btnG=Search

Oldest version I found was from 2002... :blink:

http://www.pprune.org/archive/index.php/t-31172.html

Ya gotta luvz the folks that got no life!

oh noes.. Marc thinks I have no life.. whatever am I going to do?? :crying:

Its not just a thought Marilyn, its the facts! how else would one aquire 2000000000000000 recipies in a lifetime? Theres some apostophes there if youd like to fill them in for me. :devil:

"I swear by my life and my love of it that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine."- Ayn Rand

“Your freedom to be you includes my freedom to be free from you.”

― Andrew Wilkow

Marilyn. Grand Master

Marilyn.   340

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This joke is as old as the Internet.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&cli...amp;btnG=Search

Oldest version I found was from 2002... :blink:

http://www.pprune.org/archive/index.php/t-31172.html

Ya gotta luvz the folks that got no life!

oh noes.. Marc thinks I have no life.. whatever am I going to do?? :crying:

Its not just a thought Marilyn, its the facts! how else would one aquire 2000000000000000 recipies in a lifetime? Theres some apostophes there if youd like to fill them in for me. :devil:

whatever are you going on about?? :lol:

and I think you might have me confused with someone else, I am not part of the grammar/spelling police squad...

and I am not sure if you are aware but I really could care less what you think of me or my life... :lol:

Edited by *Marilyn*
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Pinocchio Liberal Grand Master

Pinocchio Liberal   268

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Filed: Lift. Cond. (pnd) Country: Brazil
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This joke is as old as the Internet.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&cli...amp;btnG=Search

Oldest version I found was from 2002... :blink:

http://www.pprune.org/archive/index.php/t-31172.html

Ya gotta luvz the folks that got no life!

oh noes.. Marc thinks I have no life.. whatever am I going to do?? :crying:

Its not just a thought Marilyn, its the facts! how else would one aquire 2000000000000000 recipies in a lifetime? Theres some apostophes there if youd like to fill them in for me. :devil:

whatever are you going on about?? :lol:

and I think you might have me confused with someone else, I am not part of the grammar/spelling police squad...

and I am not sure if you are aware but I really could care less what you think of me or my life... :lol:

Do you ever laugh at yourself? I do all the time!

"I swear by my life and my love of it that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine."- Ayn Rand

“Your freedom to be you includes my freedom to be free from you.”

― Andrew Wilkow

Marilyn. Grand Master

Marilyn.   340

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Posted (edited)
This joke is as old as the Internet.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&cli...amp;btnG=Search

Oldest version I found was from 2002... :blink:

http://www.pprune.org/archive/index.php/t-31172.html

Ya gotta luvz the folks that got no life!

oh noes.. Marc thinks I have no life.. whatever am I going to do?? :crying:

Its not just a thought Marilyn, its the facts! how else would one aquire 2000000000000000 recipies in a lifetime? Theres some apostophes there if youd like to fill them in for me. :devil:

whatever are you going on about?? :lol:

and I think you might have me confused with someone else, I am not part of the grammar/spelling police squad...

and I am not sure if you are aware but I really could care less what you think of me or my life... :lol:

Do you ever laugh at yourself? I do all the time!

yes I do...

I know you think I am taking this seriously but I really find it hilarious...

Edited by *Marilyn*
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Pinocchio Liberal Grand Master

Pinocchio Liberal   268

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Filed: Lift. Cond. (pnd) Country: Brazil
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This joke is as old as the Internet.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&cli...amp;btnG=Search

Oldest version I found was from 2002... :blink:

http://www.pprune.org/archive/index.php/t-31172.html

Ya gotta luvz the folks that got no life!

oh noes.. Marc thinks I have no life.. whatever am I going to do?? :crying:

Its not just a thought Marilyn, its the facts! how else would one aquire 2000000000000000 recipies in a lifetime? Theres some apostophes there if youd like to fill them in for me. :devil:

whatever are you going on about?? :lol:

and I think you might have me confused with someone else, I am not part of the grammar/spelling police squad...

and I am not sure if you are aware but I really could care less what you think of me or my life... :lol:

Do you ever laugh at yourself? I do all the time!

yes I do...

I know you think I am taking this seriously but I really find it hilarious...

Exactly! cuz if yo gettin pissed its prolly true!

"I swear by my life and my love of it that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine."- Ayn Rand

“Your freedom to be you includes my freedom to be free from you.”

― Andrew Wilkow

 

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