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Since this "God" character is apparently in control of each and every thing going on, and actually gives a ####### if you get a visa or not, I reckon I should thank "him" for granting me the gift of a big ole piss a little while ago.

That is all.

Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. ####### coated bastards with ####### filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bobble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.
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If you knew Him, you would know He is interested in every detail of your life. Its great to have such a loving Heavenly Father! =)

"For I know the plans I have for you," declares the LORD, "plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future." Jere. 29:11

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Since this "God" character is apparently in control of each and every thing going on, and actually gives a ####### if you get a visa or not, I reckon I should thank "him" for granting me the gift of a big ole piss a little while ago.

That is all.

:lol: .....

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Pass that bong around... :P

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I AM NOT THAT GUY   5,715

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Since this "God" character is apparently in control of each and every thing going on, and actually gives a ####### if you get a visa or not, I reckon I should thank "him" for granting me the gift of a big ole piss a little while ago.

That is all.

:lol: .....

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Pass that bong around... :P

I see God now!

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U mean he doesn't look like Santa Claus w/o the red suit??? :cry:

I'm lost...completely lost now :unsure:

Somebody hold me!!

05/01/08 Green Card in mailbox!!

06/05/10 Real GREEN Card RECEIVED!

01/17/13 Sent application for US Citizenship!!!

01/19/13 Arrived to Arizona Lockbox

01/24/13 Notice of Action

01/25/13 Check cashed

01/28/13 NOA received by mail and biometrics letter mailed as per uscis.gov

02/14/13 Biometrics appointment

03/18/13 In-line for inteview

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If you knew Him, you would know He is interested in every detail of your life. Its great to have such a loving Heavenly Father! =)

He? Father? And how do you know "god" is a Male??? . :lol:

Silly Len.

Everyone KNOWS that there is only ONE "God", and all of those religions that came before must have been wrong.

Damn Goddess-worshippers.....

Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. ####### coated bastards with ####### filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bobble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.
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U mean he doesn't look like Santa Claus w/o the red suit??? :cry:

I'm lost...completely lost now :unsure:

Somebody hold me!!

Look Tavo. Santa does exist... well, did. He was discovered to be not only ghey, but an illegal that entered countries without visa. A death squadron of the Illuminati was sent to... er... deal with it.

Sorry hermano, that you have to find out like this :cry:

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