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Food for the rich - SUTOKIL (SUgba, TOla, KInilaw)

Food for the poor - GIPUSIL (GInamos, PUso, SILi)

Food for the very poor - GITUOK (GInamos,

giTUngtungan sa

OK-OK!!)

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PANAWAGAN SA RADIO :

Mrs : Sir, pwede ko manawag sa akong bana sa radyo?

Gidala among lima ka anak.

Announcer : Go ahead, Misis.

Mrs : Hoy, amaw! I-uli ang mga bata! Usa ra imo ana!

Bagag nawong!

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PASIYENTE: Dok, ngano gasakit man akong dughan kada

inom nako ug Coke? Pero kung libre, dili lagi mosakit?

DOK : Ah, kabalo na ko ana. Nipis imong baga, pero baga

imong nawong !!!

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BOY : Sir, apply unta ko pagka-boy.

AMO : Sige, bahugan nimo ang iro kada buntag ug hotdog,

corn beef ug chorizo.

BOY : Kining Sir, apply nalang ko pagka-iro

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GUEST to Motel Receptionist: Tagpila room ninyo diri?

RECEPTIONIST : Depende Sir. Special or Deluxe nga room?

GUEST : Unsa man kalainan ?

RECEPTIONIST : Ang Special, naay masahista ug TV.

Ang Deluxe, naay TB ang

masahista!!

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Proposed: 08/08/08

Married: January 21, 2009

CR-1 Visa Journey:

I-130 Journey

02/09/2009:Sent

02/13/2009:NOA1 Receipt

NO RFE

03/13/2009: NOA2 Receipt "APPROVED AT USCIS in 28 days"

03/16/2009: FORWARDED TO NVC

04/21/2009: NVC CASE NUMBER ASSIGNED MNLXXXXX

04/24/2009: Received DS 3032 / I-864 by email

04/25/2009: Paid AOS/I-864 online

04/25/2009: Emailed DS 3032

04/28/2009: Received Payment Receipt for AOS/I-864

04/29/2009: Mailed barcoded DS3032/AOS/I-864

04/30/2009: NVC received I-864

05/01/2009: DS3032 accepted as per AVR

05/04/2009: Paid IV Bill

05/05/2009: IV Bill Receipt

06/09/2009: CFO Seminar

07/10/2009: Sent DS230

07/11/2009: NVC Received DS 230

07/22/2009:Case completed at NVC (thank GOD no RFE)

08/11/2009: Medical Passed (SLMEC)

09/11/2009: Interview PASSED

09/16/2009: Visa Received

09/26/2009: US Entry (POE SFO) "It was quick i was out in 20 minutes"

10/05/2009: SS# Received by Mail

10/13/2009: Green Card and Welcome Notice Received

10/20/2009: Applied for California ID

10/30/2009: Ca ID received

"In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities". Rose and Dan

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So funny... :lol:

April 25, 2008 Meet online

June 2[/i]8, 2008 He came to meet me.

June 29 Engagement

July 6 Sad day!! craig flight going back

July 15 K1 visa starts..send the petition CSC

July 24 check cash

July 25 Got our NOA1 hard copy.. yay!!

July 28 touch

Nov 9-14 Second visit..

Nov. 26 Approve online

Dec 2 case forward to USEM

Dec 3 got the NVC letter

Dec 18,22 Medical Exam.. PASSED!

Jan.13 Interview... PASSED!

Jan 15 Visa on hand!! soooooooo happy

Feb 5 Flight.....philippine time

Feb 5 Thanks God....wer happy together forever..

Feb 21....2009 Wedding

April, 2 2009 Applied AOS

April 28, Biometrics

April 29 Case transfered to CSC[/i][/b][/size]

May 28, 2009 EAD received

Aug. 11, 2009 Greencard received

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IGUEST to Motel Receptionist: Tagpila room ninyo diri?

RECEPTIONIST : Depende Sir. Special or Deluxe nga room?

GUEST : Unsa man kalainan ?

RECEPTIONIST : Ang Special, naay masahista ug TV.

Ang Deluxe, naay TB ang

masahista!!

am not a visaya but i fell off my chair with this one! :rofl:

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"Our Wedding Prayer"

Lord,help us to remember when we first met,and the strong love that grew between us.

To work the love into practical things so nothing can divide us

Grant us a Love that grows stronger with each passing year.

We ask for words both kind and loving

and for hearts always ready to ask forgiveness as well as to forgive.

Guide us to overcome every challenge

and keep our dreams pure to each other always.

Dear Lord,we put our marriage into Your hands.Amen

If your heart acquires strength, you will be able to remove blemishes from others without thinking evil of them.
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Ban Hammer   12,899

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yippee ki yay!

translation: moved from off topic to pi regional for other than english

english only outside of the regional forums please.

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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Hahahahaha imbis katulgon nako nwala na hinuon akong katulgon paghuman og basa.LOL

It was funny :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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Nia ako istorya hinaut na magkatawa mo ani kung dili gitikon ta na lang mo!

Story #1

Usa ka dakong sunog ang kasamtangang nahitabo sa purok 5 nagkaguliang ang mga tao.Sa wala madugay, usa ka reporter ang miabot ug iya dayon gi-interview ang silingan sa nasunugan nga si manong teban nga naghangos-hangos pa intawn....

Reporter: Noy teban, unsa may sinugdanan aning sunog?

Manong teban: Apoy sir, apoy!Kalayo!Kalayo!

Reporter:butange!

Story #2 medyo sensitibo, hinaut wala lang masuko ok?

Duna isa ka bata nga way panty ang nikatkat sa usa ka puno-an sa bayabas ug timing kaayo nga niagi si Padre Doming nga maoy nagamisa sa maong lugar.. gitawag niya ang bata...

Padre Doming:Day,naog diha day basi mahulog ka simbako!Asa man imo inahan?

Bata:Ay padre maayong adlaw!Si mama toa sa balay namo ngano man padre Doming?

Padre Doming:Diay kwarta ay P500.00 Papalita si mama nimo ug daghang panty nimo ha.

Bata: Salamat Padre! (dali-dali ug uli ang bata ug gihatag ang kwarta sa iyang mama ug giistoryahan niya sa nahitabo).

Pakasunod adlaw,samtang niagi si Padre Doming sa mao gihapong lugar,nakita niya ang usa ka hamtong na nga babaye ang mikatkat sa mao gihapon na puno-an sa bayabas ug wala kini panty! (ang babaye mao ang inahan sa bata).

Padre Doming: Anak,kanaog diha kay basi mahulog ka,dali diri kay duna ko ihatag nimo...

Babae: Salamat padre!unsa man na?(nagdahum na ang inahan sa bata na hatagan pod siya ug kwarta).

Padre Doming: Anak, nia P5.00 ay ipalit ni ug blade ha pag shave kay baga na imo bolbol!

Babae: Whaaaaaaaaa!

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dzyrhetom   7

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Hahaha..Agoroy mosakit man pod atong tiyan ug kinatawa ani..Sus tinood jud na, ang makasabot MAHIMOOT, ang dili maksabot MAGAMOG-OT..Hmm you may get a translator so you will enjoy it also and LAUGH to the MAX with us..

07-07-08 - filed I-129f and sent it to VSC

08-25-08 - NOA1

12-10-08 - hard copy of NOA2 rec'd

12-17-08 - NVC received our case

12-18-08 - 02-03-09---- stuck at NVC

02-04-09 - NVC RELEASED/FORWARDED OUR CASE TO USEM, AT LAST!!!

02-11-09 - USEM received the hard copy of packet 3..

02-18-09 - Medical at SLEC...THANKS GOD, I PASSED !!!

03-04-09 - Interview @ USEM,VISA APPROVED!!! ( His WILL for us)

03-10-09 - Visa delivered(on hand).......@ 11:00 am

03-14-09 - FLYING time! >>03-14-09 ( US time @ 1 p.m) Arrived ...POE: DETROIT <<

MAY 17, 2009 - MARRIED !!!

AOS

11-03-09 - Mailed the AOS package

11-05-09 - Status Delivered to Chicago Lockbox

11-12-09 - Check Cashed (Online Banking)

11-13-09 - NOA's for I-485, I-765 , I-131

11-23-09 - Received Bio appt. notice

12-03-09 - Bio appt. Done @ memphis...Hassle free

12-21-09 - Touched (online status says that case was transferrred to CSC)

12-30-09 - Touched online (I-765 & I-131 Approved)

01-04-10 - I-131 Approval Notice rec'd

01-11-10 - EAD card rec'd..Yehey! & Apply for SSN ..02-22-10 - Finally got the SSN card

03-05-10 -Card prod. ordered

03-12-10 - GREEN CARD on hand

ROC- I-751

01-19-12- Sent the packet to Vermont Service Center

01-23-12- Cash the checked (2 yr GC expires on this day too),  01-28-12- NOA 1 received

02-28-12- NOA2 received -bio appt for 04-03

04-03-12- Biometrics done on this day

02-22-13- RFE rec'd & -02-28-13- RFE responded

03-14-13- Checked online status and it states: APRROVED!

~~NATURALIZED US CITIZEN on 10/23/2015~~

Mom's JOURNEY  : 12-29-17: I-130 petition sent to Chicago lockbox

1-03-18- Got a text & email from USCIS that application was received

1-08-18- rec'd hard copy NOA1 - I797,   7-02-18- I-130 petition for Mom approved- YAY!

08-23-18: Received an email from NVC with the case number MNL..Also paid the fees (AOS & IV)

10/16/18- Submitted all docs via CEAC, 10/25/18- Received an email stating " Case Completed/Documetary Qualified"

11/9/18: Received an email from NVC stating interview date,12/3/18: INTERVIEW DATE

 

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PrinceandPrincess   0

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:rofl::rofl::rofl: Soooooooo funnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyy!! :rofl::rofl::rofl:

Ang dili makasabot ug bisaya kinahanglan magtuon oi! :bonk::bonk:

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Our Princess have her first tooth at five months of age.

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I-130 (IR-5) Petitions for my Mom and Dad

*06-08-2010---Petition will send on this date???

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Pastilan kagahi naman lang gyud sa dila sa bisaya oi!

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HappyDancer is a proud wife to a country boy in KY.

I-130 for Parents (Mom and Dad)

3.15.2014: Mailed I-130 Packet for Mom and Dad

3.21.2014: Received email notification with case # for both petitions; case forwarded to NBC for processing

3.21.2014: Check cashed

3.22.2014: Hard copy NOA1 received

4.08.2014: Both I-130 approved (notification received via email) - It only took three weeks!!!

4.11.2014: Received NOA2 approval notice in the mail.

5.01.2014: Called NVC to ask for status of paperwork. Advised they received both application on 4.28. Advised to call in 30 business days for an update.

6.02.2014: Email notification received from NVC that shows parents' NVC case number and instructions to pay AOS Fee and fill out DS 261.

6.03.2014: Paid AOS fee ($88 for both petitions)

N400:
4.26.2013: Mailed N400 Packet

5.21.2013: Biometrics

7.18.2013: Testing and Interview

9.25.2013: Oath Ceremony

Medical at St. Lukes:
http://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/183224-experience-medical-at-st-lukes-extension-clinic/

K1 with K2 Visa Interview:
http://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/184246-usem-interview-on-march-10-at-7am-approved/page__p__2728465#entry2728465

CFO:Review, tips and advise:
http://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/186123-cforeview-tips-and-advise/

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panuhuton man sad atong lagos ani ug kinatawa :lol::lol:

N-400 Application for Naturalization

September 21, 2012 - N-400 packet sent
September 24, 2012 - Check cashed
September 26, 2012 - NOA 1 received
October 01, 2012 - Biometrics letter received
October 26, 2012 - Biometrics appt @ 11am
March 1, 2013 - Oathtaking. US citizen finally!!!




"You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly."



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