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(I just read about these in a Men's magazine. I ordered some angel hair)

The Miracle Noodle Low Down

* made of naturally water soluble fiber with no fat, sugar, or starch.

* contain zero net carbohydrates and zero calories, no gluten -made of a healthy natural fiber called Glucomannan.

* wheat & gluten free and kosher.

* Easily absorbs the flavors of any soup, dish, or sauce.

* are instant and come in a variety of styles

http://www.miraclenoodle.com/index.html

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Senator Barack Obama
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Hilarious Clinton   452

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Want to buy a bridge?

Seriously, I see absolutely no point in eating something that has zero nutritional value. Still...

It's filler. Water has no nutritional value either. HMMM?

Keep eating those plates of spaghetti..... it's good for you.

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Water has a great deal of value in a normal healthy diet.

You do whatever you like, that's fine but I just see some company making money from people who believe that losing weight is about some magic ingredient, not about changing to a more healthy way of eating.

Miracle noodle. There are no 'miracle' foods. :)

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Want to buy a bridge?

Seriously, I see absolutely no point in eating something that has zero nutritional value. Still...

It's filler. Water has no nutritional value either. HMMM?

Keep eating those plates of spaghetti..... it's good for you.

Whole wheat pasta would be best.

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Water has a great deal of value in a normal healthy diet.

You do whatever you like, that's fine but I just see some company making money from people who believe that losing weight is about some magic ingredient, not about changing to a more healthy way of eating.

Miracle noodle. There are no 'miracle' foods. :)

:bonk: LS plainly stated that "miracle noodle" is pure filler (fibre), so...

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Sounds like Hippie food to me.

Hippies eat? :o

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

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Soluble fiber doesn't make much sense, nutritionally speaking. You'd be better off eating tree bark, at least that would give the gut something to work on.

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Want to buy a bridge?

Seriously, I see absolutely no point in eating something that has zero nutritional value. Still...

It's filler. Water has no nutritional value either. HMMM?

Keep eating those plates of spaghetti..... it's good for you.

agreed.

if you're on a diet and need to eat less calories, it's way better to eat your food with nutritional value and eat something with low cal or no cal at all to help fill you up, so you won't be hungry. anyone with half a brain would understand that.



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Then eat real fiber There are plenty of vegetables that have low calorie content and lots of fiber, real fiber that is useful to the digestive system not to mention the advantages of eating your full five a day vegetable quota. If you did, there would be no need for pointless 'filler'. Anyone with half a brain knows the value of a properly balanced diet.

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Sounds like Hippie food to me.

yes it does .,....sounds ghey too

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almaty   19

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Are these Chinese noodles or Italian pasta? I only like pasta. I don't like they way those noodles look. :no:

hmmm..now Miss. how long have you had this inner deep seated emotion over noodles and their shape?

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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