THEY WALK AMONGST US !!!!!!

[munchkins 1]

Read to the end -)

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old

fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying:

"Free to good home. You want it, you take it". For three days the fridge

sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually

decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal. It looked to good

to be true, so he changed the sign to read:

"Fridge for sale $50". The next day someone stole it. Caution ... They

Walk Among Us!

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While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which

direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking

him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the North?" When

my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, and has for

sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that

stuff." They Walk Among Us!

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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call centre. One day I

got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call centre was

open. I told him, "The number you dialled is open 24 hours a day,

7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?"

Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific" . . . . . .

They Walk Among Us!

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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we

overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn

she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a

convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was

moving". . . . . . . . . They Walk Among Us!

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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through

a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the

trunk . They Walk Among Us!

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My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were

discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier

multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.

They Walk Among Us!

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I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring

attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain

rip out every time she turned her head?" I explained that a

person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way

the head is turned. . . . . . . . They Walk Among Us!

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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the

lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed

up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained

professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your

plane arrived yet? " . . . . . . . They Walk Among Us!

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While working at a Pizza Parlour I observed a man ordering a small pizza

to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like

it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before

responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough

to eat 6 pieces. Yep, They Walk Among Us too.

They walk among us, and REPRODUCE!

Edited June 19, 2006 by munchkins

[wherezdabearz 1]

[Aymerlu 3]

[Fandango 1,440]

they post among us too

[Jaylen Brit 1]

Those were excellent my friend!

Not seen them b4 either - so a double bonus!

Edited June 19, 2006 by Jaylen Brit

[munchkins 1]

they post among us too

Lisa !!!!!!

[Garfield fan 0]

[silvanski 1]

Here's your sign

[maria_b84 0]

[Elizabethnhenry 0]

That was good.

[#@!!* 0]

they post among us too

[Reba 2]

Here's your sign

Heeeeyyyyyyyy! I was gonna say that!

[alexil74 0]

[silvanski 1]

Here's your sign

Heeeeyyyyyyyy! I was gonna say that!

nah nah nah nah naaah nah

[Fandango 1,440]

they post among us too

Lisa !!!!!!

*hides*

oh, and not you Squidge...although you support the most horrible team EVER!