Monroe prisoner amputates own penis

[spookyturtle 9,466]

Just thinking about it makes me cross my legs and cringe.

Have you hugged your ####### today?

What a man does with his ####### in the privacy of his closet is his own business.

Your happy time together is yours alone.

You never go caught wanking in the closet?

I usually required some kind of reading light.

You ruined my joke. You were supposed to answer no.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Just thinking about it makes me cross my legs and cringe.

Have you hugged your ####### today?

What a man does with his ####### in the privacy of his closet is his own business.

Your happy time together is yours alone.

You never go caught wanking in the closet?

I usually required some kind of reading light.

You ruined my joke. You were supposed to answer no.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

Just thinking about it makes me cross my legs and cringe.

Have you hugged your ####### today?

What a man does with his ####### in the privacy of his closet is his own business.

Your happy time together is yours alone.

You never go caught wanking in the closet?

I usually required some kind of reading light.

You ruined my joke. You were supposed to answer no.

Then I would have said, it's a good place to hide, isn't it?

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Just thinking about it makes me cross my legs and cringe.

Have you hugged your ####### today?

What a man does with his ####### in the privacy of his closet is his own business.

Your happy time together is yours alone.

You never go caught wanking in the closet?

I usually required some kind of reading light.

You ruined my joke. You were supposed to answer no.

Then I would have said, it's a good place to hide, isn't it?

I remember the first time I stashed some reading material in my room...I thought, "What better place to hide than under my mattress? No one will ever think to look there." Boy, was I wrong.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

Just thinking about it makes me cross my legs and cringe.

Have you hugged your ####### today?

What a man does with his ####### in the privacy of his closet is his own business.

Your happy time together is yours alone.

You never go caught wanking in the closet?

I usually required some kind of reading light.

You ruined my joke. You were supposed to answer no.

Then I would have said, it's a good place to hide, isn't it?

I remember the first time I stashed some reading material in my room...I thought, "What better place to hide than under my mattress? No one will ever think to look there." Boy, was I wrong.

I hear ya, I never thought my wife would look there when changing the sheets.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

I hear ya, I never thought my wife would look there when changing the sheets.

Man, spooky - you need to switch to digital.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

I hear ya, I never thought my wife would look there when changing the sheets.

Man, spooky - you need to switch to digital.

Come on, I am high tech. I can run Linux from a flash drive.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

I hear ya, I never thought my wife would look there when changing the sheets.

Man, spooky - you need to switch to digital.

Come on, I am high tech. I can run Linux from a flash drive.

Then why are you hiding your magazines between your mattress, man? Itz the internets.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

I hear ya, I never thought my wife would look there when changing the sheets.

Man, spooky - you need to switch to digital.

Come on, I am high tech. I can run Linux from a flash drive.

Then why are you hiding your magazines between your mattress, man? Itz the internets.

Then how do I explain the sticking keys on the keyboard?

[panamania79 2]

If the patient is suffering from a mental illness, they have no business giving him razors. Sounds like he's in the wrong facility.

You are absolutely right,razors are a BIG no-no in the mental hospital.People with a history of self-mutilation will use just about anything to hurt themselves.They will even go so far as to making weapons out of basic things

[spookyturtle 9,466]

If the patient is suffering from a mental illness, they have no business giving him razors. Sounds like he's in the wrong facility.

You are absolutely right,razors are a BIG no-no in the mental hospital.People with a history of self-mutilation will use just about anything to hurt themselves.They will even go so far as to making weapons out of basic things

Still, the last thing I would do is cut of my #######. There are less painful ways to hurt yourself.

[Ban Hammer 14,269]

I remember the first time I stashed some reading material in my room...I thought, "What better place to hide than under my mattress? No one will ever think to look there." Boy, was I wrong.

i always stashed mine under my sister's mattress

[spookyturtle 9,466]

I remember the first time I stashed some reading material in my room...I thought, "What better place to hide than under my mattress? No one will ever think to look there." Boy, was I wrong.

i always stashed mine under my sister's mattress

Pervert.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

are tax payers responsible for reattachment?

Yes.

[Ban Hammer 14,269]

I remember the first time I stashed some reading material in my room...I thought, "What better place to hide than under my mattress? No one will ever think to look there." Boy, was I wrong.

i always stashed mine under my sister's mattress

Pervert.

if they were found, i never heard about it - plus it would cast my sister as a lesbian

it was win-win for me.