'Surely, I can't be that old'.

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Many of us are guilty of looking at others our own age and thinking,

'Surely, I can't be that old'.

If you've ever done this, then you'll appreciate the following.

My name is Alice Smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my

first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma,

which bore his full name.

Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the

same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years

ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on way

back then?

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought.

This balding, grey-haired man with the deeply lined face was way

too old to have been my classmate.

After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan

Park High School. 'Yes. Yes, I did. I'm a mustang,' he gleamed with pride.

'When did you graduate?' I asked. 'In 1965,' he replied. 'Why do you ask?'

'You were in my class!' I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely ... and then that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, fat ####,

grey-haired decrepit son-of-a-###### asked, 'What did you teach?'

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