The Definitive List Of DVDs No Dude Can Have In Their Collection

[pedroh 21]

A person’s DVD collection is essentially a window into their soul. With that in mind Team Cool & Tough has put together this definitive list of movies no dude should have in their DVD collection, lest they run the risk of looking like a douchebag, and maybe even a homosexual douchebag.

If any of the following are currently sitting in your DVD collection, we recommend you rush home and burn your house down:

* The Notebook

* My Best Friend’s Wedding

* Legally Blonde

* Anything Sex in the City.

* You’ve Got Mail

* Anything with Hugh Grant.

* Pretty Woman

* Any movie where animals talk.

* P.S. I Love You

* Sleepless in Seattle

* Any movie starring an adult Drew Barrymore.

* Anything where characters spontaneously break out into song.

* Any “period piece” that doesn’t contain strong violence.

* Anything with Matthew McConaughey and some actress’s name above the title.

* Anything with Sandra Bullock not co-starring Keanu Reeves and not named Speed.

* Meet Joe Black

* Anything starring Patrick Swayze where he doesn’t violently kill someone.

* How Stella Got Her Groove Back

* Anything with Kate Hudson not named Almost Famous.

* 27 Dresses

* Any movie where there premise revolves around dancing.

* Anything starring Hilary Duff.

* The Bridges of Madison County

* Anything starring Bette Midler not named Drowning Mona.

* Fried Green Tomatoes

* Anything with Whoopie Goldberg.

* Grease

* Anything starring Pauly Shore.

* Love Actually

* Father of the Bride

* Anything where Dane Cook is supposed to be funny.

* Any season of Friends.

* Titanic

* Anything with subtitles not named Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.

* White Chicks

* Any sequel not starring the original cast.

* Mean Girls

* Your wedding video.

* Any Star Wars prequel.

* Devil Wears Prada

* Any movie where a formerly awesome comedian dresses in a fat suit and/or drag.

* Clueless

* Any movie Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer had anything to do with.

* Waiting to Exhale

* Any movie starring J. Lo not named Out of Sight or U-Turn.

* Girl, Interrupted

* Any Wayans Brothers movie.

* Any movie with Madonna.

* A League of Their Own

* Anything Harry Potter related.

* The English Patient

* Any movie with homoerotic undertones that doesn’t lead to chicks making out.

* Steel Magnolias

* Any movie starring Cher.

* Thelma & Louise

So what we’re pretty telling you is: when in doubt, go Stallone.

from here, they have really funny stuff

[William33 110]

What if you have zero DVD's, because you see movies in the theater or watch movie channels?

Clear of the above assessment?

[pedroh 21]

What if you have zero DVD's, because you see movies in the theater or watch movie channels?

Clear of the above assessment?

then you're safe of being an uncool dude

[William33 110]

What if you have zero DVD's, because you see movies in the theater or watch movie channels?

Clear of the above assessment?

then you're safe of being an uncool dude

Excellent!!

[alienlovechild 75]

I don't have a DVD collection and agree with the list except for this one:

Anything with subtitles not named Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.

You can't exclude all foreign movies with subtitles. I know most Americans can handle reading anything in a movie but they're missing out on a lot of guy-friendly movies.

[pedroh 21]

I don't have a DVD collection and agree with the list except for this one:

Anything with subtitles not named Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.

You can't exclude all foreign movies with subtitles. I know most Americans can handle reading anything in a movie but they're missing out on a lot of guy-friendly movies.

yea I know there's some really bad4ss foreign movies.. Battle Royale, Oldboy, kung fu hustle, city of god, etc etc.. but the other ones.. I really wouldn't own a Cher movie

[DanielParul 50]

* Any movie where animals talk.

But we love movies with animals talking. Infact we can even have entire conversations with just the dialogues from those movies Oh no!

[one...two...tree 2,762]

No Star Wars prequels?

I have 50 First Dates (adult Drew Barrymore)...

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

oops i cant read

Edited January 25, 2009 by A.J.

[pedroh 21]

oops i cant read

no you can't

No Star Wars prequels?

I have 50 First Dates (adult Drew Barrymore)...

they're not bad, but they're not awesome like the original 3..

and 50 first dates.. no comment

[alienlovechild 75]

yea I know there's some really bad4ss foreign movies.. Battle Royale, Oldboy, kung fu hustle, city of god, etc etc.. but the other ones.. I really wouldn't own a Cher movie

What, no Mexican wrestling movies?

[pedroh 21]

yea I know there's some really bad4ss foreign movies.. Battle Royale, Oldboy, kung fu hustle, city of god, etc etc.. but the other ones.. I really wouldn't own a Cher movie

What, no Mexican wrestling movies?

well I don't need to watch those with subtitles

but its true, anyone who appreciates good old kitsch action, should watch a 'luchador' movie

and the art is awesome

Edited January 25, 2009 by pedroh

[one...two...tree 2,762]

and 50 first dates.. no comment

...and I've watched it several times, but hey, it's an Adam Sandler film and...it's got a pretty good soundtrack.

[alienlovechild 75]

but its true, anyone who appreciates good old kitsch action, should watch a 'luchador' movie

Thanks for finding the old movie posters. Santo Contra El Doctor Muerte looks like a classic but I got a long list on Netflix and tend to go for the foreign movies which get a high rating on RottenTomatoes.com.

[pedroh 21]

one of his best movies is "Santo vs the Vampire women" it's an awesome vamp cult movie..