Survey: Most US Christians define own beliefs

[Amby 490]

I'd like to retract my earlier statement.

God loves everyone, but only talks to ugly people.

the preceeding should not be interpreted as an example of mawilson, aka god, being fallible. this is merely a clarification of the writings for those worthy of being a follow of mawilsonism.

I think we should call it geckoism

that's a nickname for it, where devout worshipers go out and try to save people money on their car insurance.

fabulous!

[Mags 112]

Well your God has a vajayjay which makes her inferior to mawilson's god who is endowed like eric!

There are loads of goddesses. Some of them have more than one vayjayjay.

Disclaimer: Am not really sure if this is true but it sounded good at the time.

I like my goddesses with only one

Spoil sport!

Even one is too much work

Depends what kind of work you're putting into it!

[Amby 490]

Well your God has a vajayjay which makes her inferior to mawilson's god who is endowed like eric!

There are loads of goddesses. Some of them have more than one vayjayjay.

Disclaimer: Am not really sure if this is true but it sounded good at the time.

I like my goddesses with only one

Spoil sport!

Even one is too much work

Depends what kind of work you're putting into it!

it takes 1-2lbs of pressure just to get it in there

[Mags 112]

Well your God has a vajayjay which makes her inferior to mawilson's god who is endowed like eric!

There are loads of goddesses. Some of them have more than one vayjayjay.

Disclaimer: Am not really sure if this is true but it sounded good at the time.

I like my goddesses with only one

Spoil sport!

Even one is too much work

Depends what kind of work you're putting into it!

it takes 1-2lbs of pressure just to get it in there

Really? Wow, didn't know that.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

People work months to save money and spend thousands to go on vacations but 1-2 lbs of effort to enter what has to be the closest thing on earth to the lords inner sanctum is too much work?

[Amby 490]

People work months to save money and spend thousands to go on vacations but 1-2 lbs of effort to enter what has to be the closest thing on earth to the lords inner sanctum is too much work?

He has nothing to compare it to. Remember we don't have to save for a vacation and therefore we can't appreciate things as much. We don't see things like vaginas the same way you poor people do

[chri'stina 190]

God talks to us ugly and poor people, which is why I guess some people just can't relate. It makes more sense now.

[mawilson 2,133]

God talks to us ugly and poor people, which is why I guess some people just can't relate. It makes more sense now.

Sounds like you got a shitty deal.

All you get is talk, while the rich and beautiful get to enjoy the full spectrum of life's delights.

[Mags 112]

God talks to us ugly and poor people, which is why I guess some people just can't relate. It makes more sense now.

Sounds like you got a shitty deal.

All you get is talk, while the rich and beautiful get to enjoy the full spectrum of life's delights.

Except vaginas.

[Ban Hammer 14,668]

God talks to us ugly and poor people, which is why I guess some people just can't relate. It makes more sense now.

Sounds like you got a shitty deal.

All you get is talk, while the rich and beautiful get to enjoy the full spectrum of life's delights.

Except vaginas.

unless they are worshiping that goddess you previously mentioned.

[Amby 490]

God talks to us ugly and poor people, which is why I guess some people just can't relate. It makes more sense now.

Sounds like you got a shitty deal.

All you get is talk, while the rich and beautiful get to enjoy the full spectrum of life's delights.

Remember they get to be rich and beautiful and enjoy the full spectrum of death's delights.

[NickD 203]

Ha, viewing the replies of this thread to date probably explains why "Most US Christians define own beliefs."

Gee, wasn't that the title of this thread?

[Scott & Lai 12]

I personally do not want to be in a church that stops preaching truth - period.

Which is exactly what's wrong with religion.

So, churches shouldn't preach truth?

when jesus was hanging on the cross beside the two others...one of them believed and the others didnt. the one who believed went to heaven...the one who didnt...well didnt. this is why we believe all it takes to get into heaven is believing and accepting and not actions. if it were actions then neither would go.

Actually, we don't know what ultimately happened with the other thief; he may have believed before he died, or he may not have. The Scriptures are silent on that. And yes, our actions are never good enough to get us to heaven, only trust in Christ will do that.

[Scott & Lai 12]

one-third believe Jesus sinned while on earth

Interesting. I thought that was a given. Shows how much I know...

One of the core teachings in Christianity is that Christ, being God in the flesh was without sin. His death on the cross was as the spotless Lamb taking the penalty of our sin upon himself. If he sinned, then his death would not save us.

[Jenn! 918]

one-third believe Jesus sinned while on earth

Interesting. I thought that was a given. Shows how much I know...

One of the core teachings in Christianity is that Christ, being God in the flesh was without sin. His death on the cross was as the spotless Lamb taking the penalty of our sin upon himself. If he sinned, then his death would not save us.

I find that to be a circular argument. I think there are several examples in the Bible of Jesus' actions that would be considered sinful, don't you?