Scientific illiteracy all the rage among the glitterati

[HAL 9000 96]

He doesn't know what science or a nerd is.

GWB: Nerds? Ain't that those little pink and purple candies? I like those! I like...I like to pop a few in my mouth right before I go brush clearin'! Heh-heh-heh.

At least he doesn't have that stupid smirk on his face.

He's got that frat boy look on his face. Like he just gave one of those science nerds a snuggy.

So can a science nerd be somewhat of an ex frat type too? Cause if so I think I may have messed with myself in the past.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

He doesn't know what science or a nerd is.

GWB: Nerds? Ain't that those little pink and purple candies? I like those! I like...I like to pop a few in my mouth right before I go brush clearin'! Heh-heh-heh.

At least he doesn't have that stupid smirk on his face.

He's got that frat boy look on his face. Like he just gave one of those science nerds a snuggy.

So can a science nerd be somewhat of an ex frat type too? Cause if so I think I may have messed with myself in the past.

In that case, Dubya might have gotten plastered with you and later gave you a snuggy, not realizing you were one and the same persons.

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

The global warming topic was avoided..... imagine that.

Let's call Fox. They'll be fair and balanced.

Well, if this liberal rag doesn't report on it and Fox news does. That's balance.

Thanks for playing.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

The global warming topic was avoided..... imagine that.

Let's call Fox. They'll be fair and balanced.

Well, if this liberal rag doesn't report on it and Fox news does. That's balance.

Thanks for playing.

Where would we be without Fox News? It's frightening to even ponder.

[Amby 490]

I'm a science nerd

[one...two...tree 2,762]

I'm a science nerd

do you own one of these?

[HAL 9000 96]

I'm a science nerd

do you own one of these?

Oh I bet YOU have one too.

Making you a Math nerd...

[Niels Bohr 72]

Slide rule aren't as accurate as my TI-92 and MathLab!

MATH, I can tackle lots of engineering problem with it. As difficult as the subject is, it's not very intimidating. Once you use it, it becomes second nature. Heck, I make love to my TI-89, not TI-92, after I finished an exam I had years ago in Adv. Eng. Math (beyond Calc and Diff. Equ.). Easiest class I ever had.

Edited December 28, 2008 by Niels Bohr

[Amby 490]

I am NOT a math nerd

[HAL 9000 96]

Slide rule aren't as accurate as my TI-92 and MathLab!

MATH, I can tackle lots of engineering problem with it. As difficult as the subject is, it's not very intimidating. Once you use it, it becomes second nature. Heck, I make love to my TI-89, not TI-92, after I finished an exam I had years ago in Adv. Eng. Math (beyond Calc and Diff. Equ.). Easiest class I ever had.

HAL 9000 remembers Differential Equations with fondness.

TI-89 blue?

[one...two...tree 2,762]

I'm a science nerd

do you own one of these?

Oh I bet YOU have one too.

Making you a Math nerd...

I have a solar powered calculator.....how do you like them apples, Egon?

[spookyturtle 9,466]

I have a solar powered calculator.....how do you like them apples, Egon?

What if it's cloudy?

[Amby 490]

I have a solar powered calculator.....how do you like them apples, Egon?

What if it's cloudy?

he has to wait for a sunny day to balance his checkbook

[one...two...tree 2,762]

I have a solar powered calculator.....how do you like them apples, Egon?

What if it's cloudy?

Careful Spooks, you're sounding like one of those science illiterates.

[Tahoma 2,298]

My favorite part of the original posting is the part where they say that man-made chemicals are "rigorously tested". This must have been a contribution to the article by the folks who sold us on the wonders of agent orange, pcb's, dioxin, ddt, and gmo food...etc. I'll take their word for it any day.

Keep the comedy coming.