Food for Thought

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

This is my favorite

PSSSsssssssstttttttttt...baby luv a wah u madah a feed u or mi nevah seh enting britah dan di sun or

jus gimme a link...u nah go wah go back a farrin

[jawi876 2]

This is my favorite

PSSSsssssssstttttttttt...baby luv a wah u madah a feed u or mi nevah seh enting britah dan di sun or

jus gimme a link...u nah go wah go back a farrin

Girl! Don't you love when they get upset because you do not respond to PSSSssssttttttttt? It really pisses me off. I hate it here too.

[Yaads 0]

Girl! Don't you love when they get upset because you do not respond to PSSSssssttttttttt? It really pisses me off. I hate it here too.

UGH! I hate that!

Many a convo with me Imagine it with lots of rolling eyes, kissing teeth and attitude

Them: my girl...my girl...psssttttt...mi knoa yuh hear mi, my girl...

Me: Mi nah yuh girl

Them: Oh so yuh hear me.

Me: Of course mi hear yuh...mi nah deaf.

Them: Yuh knoa yuh hair pretty doa.

Me: Of course mi knoa

Them: Yuh figure nice eeehhhh

Me: Sure is...but you'll neva knoa

Them: Yuh knoa baby gurl dat yuh lips sweet like honey/nectar/mango/guava etc

Me: How yuh knoa wha dem taste like...yuh neva touch dem.

Them: LAWD GYAL YUH NAH EASY *cho* *kissteet* *walks away and gives up*

Edited November 24, 2008 by Yaads

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Yards mi belli battam

Yards mi ave one fi u

Trevor: Pssttttttt....wah u a seh my gurl

Lawny: Ignore

Trevor: Psssssssttttttttt...wah u a seh princess

Lawny: Ignore

Trevor: But wait deh, a wah do di mad ooman.

Lawny: waiting

Trevor: u feel seh cause a farrin u a fly fram u caan chat to big man..mi a shattah a mi run mobay

Lawny: I look up then look away

Trevor: stands in front of mi..."hey gal" (im no get fi finish)

Lawny: Mek mi tell u a ting dutty bway...mi no si u mumah out yah, so tap call mi out di wud gyal den wen u dun go lidung undah u mummah * $)*#

Trevor: Stands there in shock, while my uncle loads my suitcase in the car

Lawny: Blows him a kiss good bye.

Trevor: Smiles.

[jawi876 2]

Yards mi belli battam

Yards mi ave one fi u

Trevor: Pssttttttt....wah u a seh my gurl

Lawny: Ignore

Trevor: Psssssssttttttttt...wah u a seh princess

Lawny: Ignore

Trevor: But wait deh, a wah do di mad ooman.

Lawny: waiting

Trevor: u feel seh cause a farrin u a fly fram u caan chat to big man..mi a shattah a mi run mobay

Lawny: I look up then look away

Trevor: stands in front of mi..."hey gal" (im no get fi finish)

Lawny: Mek mi tell u a ting dutty bway...mi no si u mumah out yah, so tap call mi out di wud gyal den wen u dun go lidung undah u mummah * $)*#

Trevor: Stands there in shock, while my uncle loads my suitcase in the car

Lawny: Blows him a kiss good bye.

Trevor: Smiles.

Love it. I love when they chat all rude in patwah thinking that you don't understand. Then, when you respond back just as rude the look on their faces...waaaiiieee.

[eastbound 0]

I thought about a Red Flags post again last night, and shrugged "What the heck?"...let's try it. Let's try to keep it clean, with no name calling, or picking on physical differences of people involved in the LDR.

I'll start.

1. If your Jamaican SO doesn't know your name, but has already declared his undying love and devotion in the middle of the beach, street, hotel, party, etc. etc. "Yah/Yo sexy baby/girl/lady yuh nice and sweet...nice and petite...fit body gyal yuh juss mi size....strang body gyal mi love yuh babes."

2. If your Jamaican SO tells you that they want to spend the rest of their lives loving you, but upon further discussion of merging countries, he convinces you that as much as they love Jamaica and never want to leave, they are willing to do so just to be with you.

3. If your Jamaican man escorts you around Jamaica upon just meeting you, and he tells all his friends/strangers/bypassers "Ah mi wifey dis!!! Yeah man...Eeehhnn."

BTW...all of my submissions will be humorous...so take it with a grain of salt.

I am LAUGHING already

Stop laughing. The third one happened to me all the DYAMN time. The last time, I was walking through town, with an IPOD on loud no less. This guys runs and starts walking next to me. He was content to talk to himself...occasionally look at me like I a willing participant in the conversation. So, I turned the volume down low, pretended that I was still listening to my music, and he was yelling at people to look at him and his new wifey. He was carrying a storage bin of muffins, and thought that if he followed me to my lunch destination, I would pay for his food. He was pissed after he ordered steamed snapper, rice and peas and wan Guiness. I told the waitress...make sure that you place his order on his own tab okay.

wow... that really happen ...

[eastbound 0]

4. If you dance more than two songs with the same Jamaican man at a dance, you are now considered his wifey by him and all of his friends. Sometimes, it doesn't even take you agreeing to dance with him, he just danced in the general vicinity of your butt for most of the night. You never knew he was in the crowd, until he follows you out and grabs your hand to escort you from the dance.

Don't tell me that there are only 4 flags....come on yaadies...I'm sure you have some "red flags" to post.

were you there when i met my SO... lol

[eastbound 0]

If the first line out of his mouth before anything else is about how he likes to nyam the pums

Or how about - Are you married, do you have kids, can I come home with you tonight?

waaaaaaaiiieeeeee...for real! I was so embarassed the first time it happened. I didn't understand patwah at all...so someone had to tell me what was said...and he had the nerve to be missing all but the four teeth in the back of his mouth at 20 years old!

I would have ran the other way running and laughing ....

[eastbound 0]

7. If you meet him in the club, and the next morning he is standing in front of your hotel as soon as you walk out the door.

No at that point u call the boys in blue ... bobbies... 5 0 or whatever u call them...

[eastbound 0]

8. You walk through your front door exhausted from the airplane ride, your phone rings:

You: Hello?

Him: Hi babes.

You: Oh Hi Mike.

Him: I just wanted to make sure you made it home safely sweetness.

You: Oh that was thoughtful Mike. Actually, I just got in.

Him: Yeah. I couldn't stop thinking about you Stacy. I look out of the ocean/stars (depending on the time of the call), and think about your sexy smile/walk/laugh/body.

You: Stacy? I'm Tamika.

You have got to be kidding .... i would have went along with it then stop answering his calls and let him figure it out ... lol

[sus 70]

Girl! Don't you love when they get upset because you do not respond to PSSSssssttttttttt? It really pisses me off. I hate it here too.

UGH! I hate that!

Many a convo with me Imagine it with lots of rolling eyes, kissing teeth and attitude

Them: my girl...my girl...psssttttt...mi knoa yuh hear mi, my girl...

Me: Mi nah yuh girl

Them: Oh so yuh hear me.

Me: Of course mi hear yuh...mi nah deaf.

Them: Yuh knoa yuh hair pretty doa.

Me: Of course mi knoa

Them: Yuh figure nice eeehhhh

Me: Sure is...but you'll neva knoa

Them: Yuh knoa baby gurl dat yuh lips sweet like honey/nectar/mango/guava etc

Me: How yuh knoa wha dem taste like...yuh neva touch dem.

Them: LAWD GYAL YUH NAH EASY *cho* *kissteet* *walks away and gives up*

Yaads, we really were separated at birth :rofl:

I hate the Pssssssssssssssssssssssssst too - here there or anywhere - Or when someone tries to call you over to them - You interested - walk to me!

[sus 70]

I met a guy one time here at home - Hung out and had fun at a show, went to breakfast after - talked to him a few times on the phone - then nothing - Six months later he calls me outta the blue to tell me he's moving to CT - Cool, I thought - cute, funny, etc... - Next thing out of his mouth - So, can I stay with you while I find a job?

Me - Click!

[SupportOAFJF 0]

OMG..U GUYS R HILARIOUS !!! I HAVE NEVER ENCOUNTERED THESE..BUT I'VE HEARD ENOUGH STORIES AND KNOW DEM OFF DI BAT..

HOW ABOUT U NEVA MET NOT ONE A DEM FRENZ

HOW ABOUT EVERYBODY LOVE YUH..O KNOW NUTTIN BOUT YUH AND YUH CULTURE

"HOW MI NO HEAR FROM U BABES, WELL U KNOW DI LIGHT CUT OFF AN MI A STRESS, CAN I DO ANYTHING..NO MAN NO WORRY YUHSELF I DON'T FEEL COMFY, BUT DI WORK NAH GWAAN WID NUTTIN" ASKING BUT NOT REALLY ASKING...

[morantbaygirl 0]

Okay how about u being in the market and someone u have never met takes your cart and starts grocery shopping for u stating he will cook your dinner for u. .

My personal favorite is Hey FattyGirl I really like your size!!!!!!

Hey girl I got the Big bamboo and touches his crotch!!!

Me love u like cooked food. I've showed all me friends your picture wifey.

or u just meet and they want to take pictures with u because they know the Visa process and u have to have proof of being together.

You are at a resort and everytime he walks by he has to touch u in someway but look closely ladies he's touching everyone in that special way.

No mon can love ya like me star I rate you and my family rates u .

He calls u when u get home and he has lost his phone and has put his chip in someone elses phone, but girl u are worth the trouble then hints a new phone will only cost $70 american. This man can tell u the number to western union in the states, he has it on speed dial .

Edited November 25, 2008 by morantbaygirl

[Jamaica to CT 0]

...just returned from Barcelona, Spain...heard some of the same lines from an African living there