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Nessa Grand Master

Nessa   23

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Rub her tummy. That always makes me feel better.

if someone rubs my tummy when i'm PMSing they might lose their hands :lol:



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Sister Fracas   5

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Rub her tummy. That always makes me feel better.

if someone rubs my tummy when i'm PMSing they might lose their hands :lol:

:thumbs::yes::lol::lol::lol:

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26 Jan 2004 Filed I130; 23 May 2005 Received Visa
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02 Apr 2007 Filed I751; 22 May 2008 Received 10-yr green card
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mercuryroad   0

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Don't give her that chocolate or ice cream either.....they will think they are getting fat and then hate you for enabling!

12/5/05 Sent I129F Petition to Nebraska via Express Mail

12/6/05 Packaged received at 10:38 am in Nebraska

12/9/05 Check cashed (Never been so happy to have money leave my account)

12/12/05 Receive NOA1 snail mail - 30-60 day processing estimate

01/04/06 Receive NOA2 via e-mail

1/20/06 NVC letter in mail...will ship within a week.

2/1/06 Packet 3 and 4 in the mail

3/15/06 Interview - neither approved nor declined need to send in Migratory Movement Certificate AP

3/20/06 Migratory Movement Certificate for myself and fiancee sent to US Embassy in Lima

3/23/06 Visa Approved

5/19/06 I leave for Peru to pick up mi amor

5/25/06 Lucia and I arrive in Chicago

7/01/06 Legal Marriage

9/09/06 Religious Wedding

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Sister Fracas   5

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And for Godsakes, do your chores before she asks....AGAIN!!!

What about those chores that I didn't even know were my chores until she PMSes and tells me?

just do your best Ari...that's all we ask...just don't go under the false assumption that because her mind is elsewhere that she'll forget she's already asked you to do it. :P

Thiswas my situation this morning :crying:

BWAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA.....awwww!

Don't give her that chocolate or ice cream either.....they will think they are getting fat and then hate you for enabling!

If you insist on going down that road...sugar free/fat free hot chocolate and an Ibuprofen work wonders... :D

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26 Jan 2004 Filed I130; 23 May 2005 Received Visa
30 Jun 2005 Arrived at Chicago POE
02 Apr 2007 Filed I751; 22 May 2008 Received 10-yr green card
14 Jul 2012 Citizenship Oath Ceremony

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PlatyPius   5

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And for Godsakes, do your chores before she asks....AGAIN!!!

What about those chores that I didn't even know were my chores until she PMSes and tells me?

You simply must improve your mind-reading skills.

Ah yes.....the age-old answer.

MEN - I will soon have available a special T-Shirt just for us that you can buy and wear proudly to get our message across.....

"THE TELEPATHY SERVER IS DOWN!"

(Ok, so maybe only geeks will get that....)

By the way, I'm working on a book with that as the title. It's about my days as a web designer for the IN state website. ALL management positions were held by women. There was never a clear "order" the entire 2 years I was there. It was always "I had this thought last night.....why hasn't it been implemented yet?!?!?!"

Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. ####### coated bastards with ####### filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bobble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.
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w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r   123

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just do your best Ari...that's all we ask...

Actually, I find that her expectation is that I do her best, not my best. She can do things with those same cleaning supplies that I can't even dream of. Not sure how she does it but when I do it and sh!t don't quite sparkle as much... omg... time for me to hide. If only I knew where :(

Man is made by his belief. As he believes, so he is.

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mercuryroad   0

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just do your best Ari...that's all we ask...

Actually, I find that her expectation is that I do her best, not my best. She can do things with those same cleaning supplies that I can't even dream of. Not sure how she does it but when I do it and sh!t don't quite sparkle as much... omg... time for me to hide. If only I knew where :(

Hide in the garbage can in the garage.....guaranteed a woman will never be around one or look into one.

12/5/05 Sent I129F Petition to Nebraska via Express Mail

12/6/05 Packaged received at 10:38 am in Nebraska

12/9/05 Check cashed (Never been so happy to have money leave my account)

12/12/05 Receive NOA1 snail mail - 30-60 day processing estimate

01/04/06 Receive NOA2 via e-mail

1/20/06 NVC letter in mail...will ship within a week.

2/1/06 Packet 3 and 4 in the mail

3/15/06 Interview - neither approved nor declined need to send in Migratory Movement Certificate AP

3/20/06 Migratory Movement Certificate for myself and fiancee sent to US Embassy in Lima

3/23/06 Visa Approved

5/19/06 I leave for Peru to pick up mi amor

5/25/06 Lucia and I arrive in Chicago

7/01/06 Legal Marriage

9/09/06 Religious Wedding

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Sister Fracas   5

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just do your best Ari...that's all we ask...

Actually, I find that her expectation is that I do her best, not my best. She can do things with those same cleaning supplies that I can't even dream of. Not sure how she does it but when I do it and sh!t don't quite sparkle as much... omg... time for me to hide. If only I knew where :(

awwww, bless.... :)(F)

just do your best Ari...that's all we ask...

Actually, I find that her expectation is that I do her best, not my best. She can do things with those same cleaning supplies that I can't even dream of. Not sure how she does it but when I do it and sh!t don't quite sparkle as much... omg... time for me to hide. If only I knew where :(

Hide in the garbage can in the garage.....guaranteed a woman will never be around one or look into one.

he won't fit since he prolly didn't take the garbage out.... ;)

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31 Dec 2003 MARRIED
26 Jan 2004 Filed I130; 23 May 2005 Received Visa
30 Jun 2005 Arrived at Chicago POE
02 Apr 2007 Filed I751; 22 May 2008 Received 10-yr green card
14 Jul 2012 Citizenship Oath Ceremony

mercuryroad Experienced

mercuryroad   0

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just do your best Ari...that's all we ask...

Actually, I find that her expectation is that I do her best, not my best. She can do things with those same cleaning supplies that I can't even dream of. Not sure how she does it but when I do it and sh!t don't quite sparkle as much... omg... time for me to hide. If only I knew where :(

awwww, bless.... :)(F)

just do your best Ari...that's all we ask...

Actually, I find that her expectation is that I do her best, not my best. She can do things with those same cleaning supplies that I can't even dream of. Not sure how she does it but when I do it and sh!t don't quite sparkle as much... omg... time for me to hide. If only I knew where :(

Hide in the garbage can in the garage.....guaranteed a woman will never be around one or look into one.

he won't fit since he prolly didn't take the garbage out.... ;)

touche sister frances hahahahaha

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12/5/05 Sent I129F Petition to Nebraska via Express Mail

12/6/05 Packaged received at 10:38 am in Nebraska

12/9/05 Check cashed (Never been so happy to have money leave my account)

12/12/05 Receive NOA1 snail mail - 30-60 day processing estimate

01/04/06 Receive NOA2 via e-mail

1/20/06 NVC letter in mail...will ship within a week.

2/1/06 Packet 3 and 4 in the mail

3/15/06 Interview - neither approved nor declined need to send in Migratory Movement Certificate AP

3/20/06 Migratory Movement Certificate for myself and fiancee sent to US Embassy in Lima

3/23/06 Visa Approved

5/19/06 I leave for Peru to pick up mi amor

5/25/06 Lucia and I arrive in Chicago

7/01/06 Legal Marriage

9/09/06 Religious Wedding

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*Robert*   2

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Just agree that you've done everything wrong....without being patronizing, have the Kleenex and Midol or Ibuprofen ready, WITH chocolate, and don't assume she wants to be touched AT ALL!!! :thumbs:

And for Godsakes, do your chores before she asks....AGAIN!!!

That's my "MO"!!! Tip toe on egg shells, be a good boy, help with the chores, and feed her Midol! And like Frances says... NEVER EVER touch her unles she initiates it!!! :D:innocent:

...PMS

Fellow men, how do you ever deal with it? :help:

Got her pregnant. Stopped the PMS right in it's tracks. ;)

:lol::lol::lol:

LMAO... great advice brother reinhard!!! just wait till she's well into the 3rd trimester!!! :whistle:

you'll be wishing she ONLY had pms!!! :lol:

K-1 Timeline

11-29-05: Mailed I-129F Petition to CSC

12-06-05: NOA1

03-02-06: NOA2

03-23-06: Interview Date May 16

05-17-06: K-1 Visa Issued

05-20-06: Arrived at POE, Honolulu

07-17-06: Married

AOS Timeline

08-14-06: Mailed I-485 to Chicago

08-24-06: NOA for I-485

09-08-06: Biometrics Appointment

09-25-06: I-485 transferred to CSC

09-28-06: I-485 received at CSC

10-18-06: AOS Approved

10-21-06: Approval notice mailed

10-23-06: Received "Welcome Letter"

10-27-06: Received 2 yr Green Card

I-751 Timeline

07-21-08: Mailed I-751 to VSC

07-25-08: NOA for I-751

08-27-08: Biometrics Appointment

02-25-09: I-751 transferred to CSC

04-17-09: I-751 Approved

06-22-09: Received 10 yr Green Card

N-400 Timeline

07-20-09: Mailed N-400 to Lewisville, TX

07-23-09: NOA for N-400

08-14-09: Biometrics Appointment

09-08-09: Interview Date Oct 07

10-30-09: Oath Ceremony

11-20-09: Received Passport!!!

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Sister Fracas   5

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...PMS

Fellow men, how do you ever deal with it? :help:

Got her pregnant. Stopped the PMS right in it's tracks. ;)

:lol::lol::lol:

AHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA as if THAT solved it!!! Remember that when you are in the delivery room......... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA :lol::lol::lol:

Just agree that you've done everything wrong....without being patronizing, have the Kleenex and Midol or Ibuprofen ready, WITH chocolate, and don't assume she wants to be touched AT ALL!!! :thumbs:

And for Godsakes, do your chores before she asks....AGAIN!!!

That's my "MO"!!! Tip toe on egg shells, be a good boy, help with the chores, and feed her Midol! And like Frances says... NEVER EVER touch her unles she initiates it!!! :D:innocent:

...PMS

Fellow men, how do you ever deal with it? :help:

Got her pregnant. Stopped the PMS right in it's tracks. ;)

:lol::lol::lol:

LMAO... great advice brother reinhard!!! just wait till she's well into the 3rd trimester!!! :whistle:

you'll be wishing she ONLY had pms!!! :lol:

you's a right thinking man Robert! :thumbs:

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31 Dec 2003 MARRIED
26 Jan 2004 Filed I130; 23 May 2005 Received Visa
30 Jun 2005 Arrived at Chicago POE
02 Apr 2007 Filed I751; 22 May 2008 Received 10-yr green card
14 Jul 2012 Citizenship Oath Ceremony

 

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