How do I stop masturbating?

[morocco4ever 63]

Welcome to VJ, your Family Immigration Community.

Why don't you talk about your Willy at Expatgroups - I am sure the prudes on VJ would very much appreciate it and so will the Expat-ers.

As for your problem - buy some healing cream to get rid of the soreness and then continue. Enjoy.

Ms. Squirrel knows how to cool down a red hot burrito.

Or poquito taquito, in your case.....

[panamania79 2]

This is one of the worst addictions ever I swear..

Any advice?

STOP watching porn.

[Mononoke28 137]

Yeah, just stop.

Next!

Diana

[Nessa 23]

you need therapy, my friend.

[amiquechu 0]

This is one of the worst addictions ever I swear..

Any advice?

wear boxing gloves

Do you think he'd admit to everyone that he was wearing boxing gloves all day to keep him from wacking his little wanker? I think he's a translator, so I don't imagine boxing gloves would hurt his job performance.

It's been a while Shpat. I guess this thread explains why you've been gone.

[pedroh 21]

[IAMX 3,055]

I think a hammer might help if these are indeed priapic episodes.

Usual claw hammers at Ace should cost like $5.

Edited September 17, 2008 by SRVT

[morocco4ever 63]

I think a hammer might help if these are indeed priapic episodes.

Usual claw hammers at Ace should cost like $5.

And its cheaper than porn.

[Ms. Squirrel 11]

Porn is for free on the interwebz... I heard that. I was told. In fact Pedro told me! Before he turned blind!

[morocco4ever 63]

Porn is for free on the interwebz... I heard that. I was told. In fact Pedro told me! Before he turned blind!

And to think all of this time I thought you had to pay! Does that include the good stuff?

[Ms. Squirrel 11]

Porn is for free on the interwebz... I heard that. I was told. In fact Pedro told me! Before he turned blind!

And to think all of this time I thought you had to pay! Does that include the good stuff?

Hmmm depends on what good stuff means to you... B)

My sources say there are some pretty decent sites out there *cough cough*

[pedroh 21]

redtube ftw!!

[morocco4ever 63]

redtube ftw!!

So how is the willy holding up? Does it make a difference now that you are blind?

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Porn is for free on the interwebz... I heard that. I was told. In fact Pedro told me! Before he turned blind!

And to think all of this time I thought you had to pay! Does that include the good stuff?

Hmmm depends on what good stuff means to you... B)

My sources say there are some pretty decent sites out there *cough cough*

perverts. this is disgusting and offensive. all of you. you will all burn in the fires of hell and be damned for eternity....

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

...links????????????

[morocco4ever 63]

Porn is for free on the interwebz... I heard that. I was told. In fact Pedro told me! Before he turned blind!

And to think all of this time I thought you had to pay! Does that include the good stuff?

Hmmm depends on what good stuff means to you... B)

My sources say there are some pretty decent sites out there *cough cough*

perverts. this is disgusting and offensive. all of you. you will all burn in the fires of hell and be damned for eternity....

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

...links????????????

Thanks, your so sweet.

Redtube was mentioned, and when I get home Ima gonna be checking this out so I can see what all the hubbub is about. Is there blindness prevention drops available, or is that only for men? <hehe>