VJ Female members, how often do you fart?

[MrsCat 6]

....I think men do that 2.

wha?

no they don't - they #######.

Dont remember last time i #######-ed.

Ask the girl how it was.

[Teacher Mark 53]

Dude, you're sick.

[stevi1123 0]

The pathology and anatomy of the female fart is as follows:

Edited September 4, 2008 by stevi1123

[Ban Hammer 15,123]

I had a dream last night that some random VJ member from here farted on my nose and it just started to grow and grow....

dude, cut back on the prescription meds.

[Shpat_Argjira 0]

One of my friends told me while he was maiding with her she farted, i swear if my wife does that im not making love to her anymore.

[Not Available 0]

Are we really out of topics? We resort to this? Seriously?

I for one don't count how many times a day, sorry.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

i swear if my wife does that im not making love to her anymore.

You'd be doing her a favor. She can move on to fvcking a real man, like Eric.

[Not Available 0]

i swear if my wife does that im not making love to her anymore.

You'd be doing her a favor. She can move on to fvcking a real man, like Eric.

Oh, BURN!

[Sofiyya 1,687]

I had a dream last night that some random VJ member from here farted on my nose and it just started to grow and grow....

Is the "it" you refer to the fart or the nose? Just for clarification, please.

Are we really out of topics? We resort to this? Seriously?

I for one don't count how many times a day, sorry.

Anything for hearts.

Edited September 4, 2008 by Virtual wife

[Not Available 0]

I had a dream last night that some random VJ member from here farted on my nose and it just started to grow and grow....

Is the "it" you refer to the fart or the nose? Just for clarification, please.

Maybe it was neither

[MichelleN 0]

One of my friends told me while he was maiding with her she farted, i swear if my wife does that im not making love to her anymore.

Wow you're in for a big surprise the first time she drops a bomb in the toilet and the house has to be aired out. Oh wait, nevermind. Girls don't have bodily functions. We recycle all of our gas and poo and it gets reabsorbed into the body. And men wonder why we can be so bitchy.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Wow you're in for a big surprise the first time she drops a bomb in the toilet ...

If he's not aware of feminine odors, I'm guessing he's a virgin. Either that, or the only woman he's been with was made of silicone.

[Shpat_Argjira 0]

Wow you're in for a big surprise the first time she drops a bomb in the toilet ...

If he's not aware of feminine odors, I'm guessing he's a virgin. Either that, or the only woman he's been with was made of silicone.

Maybe its just you Indians because ya'l eat alot of spices.

[Sofiyya 1,687]

I had a dream last night that some random VJ member from here farted on my nose and it just started to grow and grow....

Is the "it" you refer to the fart or the nose? Just for clarification, please.

Maybe it was neither

You're so right. It could have been the VJ member

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Wow you're in for a big surprise the first time she drops a bomb in the toilet ...

If he's not aware of feminine odors, I'm guessing he's a virgin. Either that, or the only woman he's been with was made of silicone.

Maybe its just you Indians because ya'l eat alot of spices.

You haven't lived till you've licked cumin powder off a chicks tits.