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thetreble   19

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BTW newsflash turboguy, all women have to fart, even those from other countries. Its all a matter of WHERE they choose to fart.

Silent but deadly. :devil:

Nothing is more funny than a 50 year old dude that has not gotten over the fact that women DO fart.

"...My hair's mostly wind,

My eyes filled with grit

My skin's white then brown

My lips chapped and split

I've lain on the prairie and heard grasses sigh

I've stared at the vast open bowl of the sky

I've seen all the castles and faces in clouds

My home is the prairie and for that I am proud…

If You're not from the Prairie, you can't know my soul

You don't know our blizzards; you've not fought our cold

You can't know my mind, nor ever my heart

Unless deep within you there's somehow a part…

A part of these things that I've said that I know,

The wind, sky and earth, the storms and the snow.

Best say that you have - and then we'll be one,

For we will have shared that same blazing sun." - David Bouchard

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morocco4ever Experienced

morocco4ever   63

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BTW newsflash turboguy, all women have to fart, even those from other countries. Its all a matter of WHERE they choose to fart.

Silent but deadly. :devil:

Nothing is more funny than a 50 year old dude that has not gotten over the fact that women DO fart.

:bonk:

'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride'

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Ban Hammer   14,569

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BTW newsflash turboguy, all women have to fart, even those from other countries. Its all a matter of WHERE they choose to fart.

Silent but deadly. :devil:

Nothing is more funny than a 50 year old dude that has not gotten over the fact that women DO fart.

women don't fart, they poof.

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I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

morocco4ever Experienced

morocco4ever   63

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BTW newsflash turboguy, all women have to fart, even those from other countries. Its all a matter of WHERE they choose to fart.

Silent but deadly. :devil:

Nothing is more funny than a 50 year old dude that has not gotten over the fact that women DO fart.

women don't fart, they poof.

And mine smell like roses, just ask my husband. :whistle::innocent:

'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride'

Chica Yeyé Grand Master

Chica Yeyé   41

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BTW newsflash turboguy, all women have to fart, even those from other countries. Its all a matter of WHERE they choose to fart.

Silent but deadly. :devil:

Nothing is more funny than a 50 year old dude that has not gotten over the fact that women DO fart.

women don't fart, they poof.

And mine smell like roses, just ask my husband. :whistle::innocent:

I heard he walks around the house with one of these.... ;)

mask.jpg

Ban Hammer Grand Master

Ban Hammer   14,569

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BTW newsflash turboguy, all women have to fart, even those from other countries. Its all a matter of WHERE they choose to fart.

Silent but deadly. :devil:

Nothing is more funny than a 50 year old dude that has not gotten over the fact that women DO fart.

women don't fart, they poof.

And mine smell like roses, just ask my husband. :whistle::innocent:

that's what nessa tells me all the time. and who am i to disagree? :blink:

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

morocco4ever Experienced

morocco4ever   63

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BTW newsflash turboguy, all women have to fart, even those from other countries. Its all a matter of WHERE they choose to fart.

Silent but deadly. :devil:

Nothing is more funny than a 50 year old dude that has not gotten over the fact that women DO fart.

women don't fart, they poof.

And mine smell like roses, just ask my husband. :whistle::innocent:

I heard he walks around the house with one of these.... ;)

mask.jpg

Whatever he has to do so that he agrees with me... :blush:

'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride'

one...two...tree Grand Master

one...two...tree   2,762

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BTW newsflash turboguy, all women have to fart, even those from other countries. Its all a matter of WHERE they choose to fart.

Silent but deadly. :devil:

Nothing is more funny than a 50 year old dude that has not gotten over the fact that women DO fart.

women don't fart, they poof.

...and queef.

morocco4ever Experienced

morocco4ever   63

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Filed: Citizen (pnd) Country: Morocco
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BTW newsflash turboguy, all women have to fart, even those from other countries. Its all a matter of WHERE they choose to fart.

Silent but deadly. :devil:

Nothing is more funny than a 50 year old dude that has not gotten over the fact that women DO fart.

women don't fart, they poof.

...and queef.

I would queef if I knew what it was. :wacko:

'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride'

Marilyn. Grand Master

Marilyn.   340

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BTW newsflash turboguy, all women have to fart, even those from other countries. Its all a matter of WHERE they choose to fart.

Silent but deadly. :devil:

Nothing is more funny than a 50 year old dude that has not gotten over the fact that women DO fart.

women don't fart, they poof.

...and queef.

I would queef if I knew what it was. :wacko:

:secret: you don't really want to know what it is :no:

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

Ban Hammer   14,569

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Brazil
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BTW newsflash turboguy, all women have to fart, even those from other countries. Its all a matter of WHERE they choose to fart.

Silent but deadly. :devil:

Nothing is more funny than a 50 year old dude that has not gotten over the fact that women DO fart.

women don't fart, they poof.

...and queef.

I would queef if I knew what it was. :wacko:

:secret: you don't really want to know what it is :no:

:o marilyn knows what that is!

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

one...two...tree Grand Master

one...two...tree   2,762

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Filed: Country: Philippines
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BTW newsflash turboguy, all women have to fart, even those from other countries. Its all a matter of WHERE they choose to fart.

Silent but deadly. :devil:

Nothing is more funny than a 50 year old dude that has not gotten over the fact that women DO fart.

women don't fart, they poof.

...and queef.

I would queef if I knew what it was. :wacko:

:secret: you don't really want to know what it is :no:

:o marilyn knows what that is!

I thought every woman would. :unsure:

morocco4ever Experienced

morocco4ever   63

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Filed: Citizen (pnd) Country: Morocco
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BTW newsflash turboguy, all women have to fart, even those from other countries. Its all a matter of WHERE they choose to fart.

Silent but deadly. :devil:

Nothing is more funny than a 50 year old dude that has not gotten over the fact that women DO fart.

women don't fart, they poof.

...and queef.

I would queef if I knew what it was. :wacko:

:secret: you don't really want to know what it is :no:

:o marilyn knows what that is!

Well if it's good enough for marilyn its good enough for me. I exist, therefore I queef!

'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride'

 

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