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Filed: IR-5 Country: India
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A conversation between an illiterate I-130 petitioner (P) and Forum Moderator (M):

P) I am new to this forum thread. I need help on my I-130 filed.

M) Time will make you old

P) Where should I send my I-130 application ?

M) From the Post Office

P) No, I mean which Service Center ?

M) It is some lock box now, send it asap before it get locked

P) Am I the petitioner and is my spouse beneficiary ?

M) Yes, you are the petitioner. But your child(ren) with your wife will become beneficiaries since

it takes long time for the approval. By the time, your to-be-born children will become U.S citizens

since you're U.S citizen, so they will be benefited.

P) After I-130, what are the steps ?

M) Sleep very well. If you drink, get a glass of wine everyday.

If you're a habitual drunkard, get 18 years old blue label.

P) Somebody told me there is a huge delay in USCIS, id that right ?

M) I am normally driving in front of USCIS to get to my office from home. Until yesterday evening, there

was no delay. Probably, there may be some accident today morning over there.

P) Do I type the application or hand-written it ?

M) Please use an old fashioned type-writer.

P) Which is the easy route - IR1 or K-3 ?

M) Use a navigation system

P) I miss my honey so much. Is there any way can I bring my spouse soon in the U.S ?

M) There are penty of cargo ships are coming to the U.S every day. Please use one of the containers in it.

P) Can I take police clearance certificate for my spouse? It is easy for her now.

M) Is she under the bars ?

P) When she completes medical, won't she get lot of pain due to vaccinations ?

M) Yes, first one will be painful. There are another 10+ after that. So, she'll be used to it.

P) What documents are needed from her ?

M) Her arrests and convictions record

Drug use certificate

Deportation records

Her parents' passports

Her neighbor's birth certificate

Her cousin's marriage certificate

P) Who will arrange the ticket for her ?

M) Airlines

P) I started decorating my home to receive her. Is it a good idea ?

M) (Whispers), you're wasting money.

Enjoy...


CSC - I-130 for Parents (IR5)

10/11/2011 - Sent to Chicago Lockbox

10/13/2011 - Delivered at Chicago Lockbox

10/17/2011 - Email received with Receipt#, Routed to CSC

10/18/2011 - Cleared the checks $420*2

10/21/2011 - Received NOA1

03/30/2012 - Received NOA2

NVC

04/19/2012 - NVC received

05/01/2012 - Case# generated

05/02/2012 - DS-3032 COA emailed

05/02/2012 - I-864 AOS Fee $88 paid

05/05/2012 - I-864 AOS package mailed to NVC

05/07/2012 - I-864 AOS package received by NVC

05/07/2012 - DS-3032 COA accepted

05/08/2012 - DS-230 IV Fee $230*2 paid

05/09/2012 - DS-230 IV package mailed to NVC

05/11/2012 - DS-230 IV package received by NVC

05/17/2012 - Case Completed

Consulate

07/02/2012 - VFS visit in Cochin

07/04/2012 - Medical in Chennai

07/12/2012 - Interview in Mumbai - Success!

09/08/2012 - POE at JFK, NY

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Turkey
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:rofl::rofl::lol::no: That is not right!!! LOL

HIM, ME and BABY MAKES 3

"THE STRONGEST PEOPLE ARE NOT ALWAYS THE ONES WHO WIN, RATHER THE ONES THAT DO NOT GIVE UP WHEN THEY LOSE."

14 Feb08 Case number assigned

5JUN 08 Got visa

FLYS IN TO CHICAGO POE ON THE 15TH!!!

December 08 move to GERMANY

May2009 Start Case for Naturalization

14 SEPTEMBER 2009 Visa Journey is over!! Husband a US Citizen!!

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Filed: IR-1/CR-1 Visa Country: India
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:yes::rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: You made my day.... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl::yes:

USCIS

02/01/2008 : Mailed I-130 to Chicago Lock Box via Priority Mail

02/04/2008 : I-130 reached Chicago 2:18 AM

02/19/2008 : NOA1

02/20/2008 : $355 check cashed

02/25/2008 : Case available to view online

08/26/2008 : Email: Case will transfer to CSC

08/27/2008 : Notice Sent: Case will transfer to CSC

09/04/2008 : Email: Case arrived and pending at CSC

09/05/2008 : Touch

09/08/2008 : Touch

09/23/2008 : Approved !!! (217 days | 31 weeks) from NOA 1 (235 days | 33 weeks) from file

09/24/2008 : Touch

NVC

09/29/2008 : NVC received Case & Case # assigned

10/03/2008 : DS-3032 & I-864 Fee bill generated

10/04/2008 : E-mail for Choice of Agent sent

10/09/2008 : I-864 Fee bill instruction received in mail

10/09/2008 : I-864 Fee bill ($70) submitted online

10/10/2008 : I-864 Fee bill shows status "PAID"

10/14/2008 : I-864EZ Package sent via priority mail

10/16/2008 : I-864EZ Package reached NVC

10/16/2008 : E-mail for Choice of Agent accepted. (12 days)

10/16/2008 : IV Fee bill ($400) submitted online

10/17/2008 : IV Fee bill accepted

11/13/2008 : DS-230 Package mailed to NVC (Had to wait for PCC)

11/18/2008 : DS-230 Package reached NVC

11/21/2008 : Case Complete (53 days | 7 Weeks) at NVC

Consulate

01/06/2009 : Medical

01/27/2009 : Interview (361 days | 51 weeks) from file

02/09/2009 : POE (Newark)

02/21/2009 : SSN Received

02/25/2009 : Welcome Letter Received

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Filed: IR-1/CR-1 Visa Country: Lebanon
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:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: u are too funny!! Thanks!!

USCIS (Total 212 days)

05-15-08 Received call from VSC - I was Approved Yay!

NVC (Total Days: 00)

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05/21/2008 : NVC Case# Assigned

05/26/2008 : I-864 AOS Fee Bill invoiced in NVC system.

05/26/2008 : DS-3032 generated

05/31/2008 : DS-3032 emailed by my spouse

06/02/2008 : AOS ($70) Paid online

06/03/2008 : I-864 AOS Barcode cover sheet generated

06/03/2008 : I-864 AOS Generated

06/11/2008 : Choice of agent email accepted at NVC

00/00/2008 : I-864 AOS package delivered to NVC

00/00/2008 : I-864 AOS package entered into NVC system

06/11/2008 : DS-3032 email reply received from NVC to my spouse

06/18/2008 : DS-230 IV Fee Bill Paid online ($400)

06/20/2008 : DS-230 IV Fee Barcode cover sheet generated.

06/20/2008 : DS-230 Packet generated and mailed by NVC

00/00/2008 : DS-230 package mailed to NVC by USPS Express mail

00/00/2008 : DS-230 IV Package delivered to NVC

00/00/2008 : DS-230 IV package entered into NVC system

00/00/2008 : Case Completed at NVC

Beirut U.S Embassy (Total Days: 0)

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00/nn/2008 : Case Forwarded to Beirut U.S Embassy by DHL

00/nn/2008 : Medical at Beirut

00/nn/2008 : U.S Embassy Interview

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00/nn/2008 : Arrival at U.S Port of Entry

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Filed: IR-1/CR-1 Visa Country: India
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A conversation between an illiterate I-130 petitioner (P) and Forum Moderator (M):

P) I am new to this forum thread. I need help on my I-130 filed.

M) Time will make you old

P) Where should I send my I-130 application ?

M) From the Post Office

P) No, I mean which Service Center ?

M) It is some lock box now, send it asap before it get locked

P) Am I the petitioner and is my spouse beneficiary ?

M) Yes, you are the petitioner. But your child(ren) with your wife will become beneficiaries since

it takes long time for the approval. By the time, your to-be-born children will become U.S citizens

since you're U.S citizen, so they will be benefited.

P) After I-130, what are the steps ?

M) Sleep very well. If you drink, get a glass of wine everyday.

If you're a habitual drunkard, get 18 years old blue label.

P) Somebody told me there is a huge delay in USCIS, id that right ?

M) I am normally driving in front of USCIS to get to my office from home. Until yesterday evening, there

was no delay. Probably, there may be some accident today morning over there.

P) Do I type the application or hand-written it ?

M) Please use an old fashioned type-writer.

P) Which is the easy route - IR1 or K-3 ?

M) Use a navigation system

P) I miss my honey so much. Is there any way can I bring my spouse soon in the U.S ?

M) There are penty of cargo ships are coming to the U.S every day. Please use one of the containers in it.

P) Can I take police clearance certificate for my spouse? It is easy for her now.

M) Is she under the bars ?

P) When she completes medical, won't she get lot of pain due to vaccinations ?

M) Yes, first one will be painful. There are another 10+ after that. So, she'll be used to it.

P) What documents are needed from her ?

M) Her arrests and convictions record

Drug use certificate

Deportation records

Her parents' passports

Her neighbor's birth certificate

Her cousin's marriage certificate

P) Who will arrange the ticket for her ?

M) Airlines

P) I started decorating my home to receive her. Is it a good idea ?

M) (Whispers), you're wasting money.

Enjoy...

LOL .........loto its funny :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: I guess we should delete USCIS (b/c it makes me sad , old looking , frustration ...etc ) start reading VJIS (visa journey immigration services ) lol which makes me young looking , happy , may be i live longer lol :P:P ......Hey LOTO and SARAH let us :P:lol: transfer all files from USCIS to VJIS


11/25/07 Marriage

Vermont Service center

USCIS Journey CR1/IR1

01/06/08 Sent I-130

01/08/08 I-130 received at chicago lock box (USPS)

02/08/08 NOA1 Notice Date

02/12/08 Received NOA1 hardcopy

08/11/08 Received approval email (after 7 months and 3 days...Waiting)

08/15/08 Received NOA2 hardcopy

NVC Journey

08/13/08 NVC case# assigned

08/19/08 DS-3032 e mail sent and got auto response

08/20/08 Received IIN#(one nice rep gave me number)

08/22/08 paid I-864 bill online

08/23/08 I-864 bill status "PAID" online(saturday) but AVR message says " case number assigned ....blah

08/23/08 Printed out I-864 package online and Barcode sheet

08/25/08 I-864 package sent overnight

08/25/08 DS3032 Hardcopy sent by express mail (Hopefully they accept it ..But AVR says AOS fee received/paid on 08/23/08)

08/26/08 I-864 package received per USPS

08/28/08 I-864 package entered into NVC system

08/27/08 NVC accepted DS-3032 (But AVR does not say that)

08/28/08 IV bill generated ( still AVR does NOT say that) but online INVOICE says "NOT PAID"

08/28/08 IV bill paid online "IN PROCESS" status

08/29/08 IV bill "PAID" status (AVR says , they received DS3032)

08/29/08 DS-230 generated

09/02/08 DS-230 and required documents mailed

09/03/08 DS-230 form arrives at NVC per usps

09/04/08 DS-230 information entered into NVC system

09/15/08 CASE COMPLETE(32 days no RFE)

10/15/08 sent to consulate

11/10/08 Medical PASSED

11/18/08 Interview....VISA GRANTED ...

US..

11/29/08 ..POE at Houston

12/15/08 ..Welcome letter

12/16/08 ..SSN received

12/29/08 Green card received

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Filed: IR-5 Country: India
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LOL .........loto its funny :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: I guess we should delete USCIS (b/c it makes me sad , old looking , frustration ...etc ) start reading VJIS (visa journey immigration services ) lol which makes me young looking , happy , may be i live longer lol :P:P ......Hey LOTO and SARAH let us :P:lol: transfer all files from USCIS to VJIS

Sgr, I am happy to make you younger :rofl: Good luck Sgr, you never know when yours will be approved. It is now in random fashion :lol::lol::lol:


CSC - I-130 for Parents (IR5)

10/11/2011 - Sent to Chicago Lockbox

10/13/2011 - Delivered at Chicago Lockbox

10/17/2011 - Email received with Receipt#, Routed to CSC

10/18/2011 - Cleared the checks $420*2

10/21/2011 - Received NOA1

03/30/2012 - Received NOA2

NVC

04/19/2012 - NVC received

05/01/2012 - Case# generated

05/02/2012 - DS-3032 COA emailed

05/02/2012 - I-864 AOS Fee $88 paid

05/05/2012 - I-864 AOS package mailed to NVC

05/07/2012 - I-864 AOS package received by NVC

05/07/2012 - DS-3032 COA accepted

05/08/2012 - DS-230 IV Fee $230*2 paid

05/09/2012 - DS-230 IV package mailed to NVC

05/11/2012 - DS-230 IV package received by NVC

05/17/2012 - Case Completed

Consulate

07/02/2012 - VFS visit in Cochin

07/04/2012 - Medical in Chennai

07/12/2012 - Interview in Mumbai - Success!

09/08/2012 - POE at JFK, NY

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Filed: IR-5 Country: India
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CSC - I-130 for Parents (IR5)

10/11/2011 - Sent to Chicago Lockbox

10/13/2011 - Delivered at Chicago Lockbox

10/17/2011 - Email received with Receipt#, Routed to CSC

10/18/2011 - Cleared the checks $420*2

10/21/2011 - Received NOA1

03/30/2012 - Received NOA2

NVC

04/19/2012 - NVC received

05/01/2012 - Case# generated

05/02/2012 - DS-3032 COA emailed

05/02/2012 - I-864 AOS Fee $88 paid

05/05/2012 - I-864 AOS package mailed to NVC

05/07/2012 - I-864 AOS package received by NVC

05/07/2012 - DS-3032 COA accepted

05/08/2012 - DS-230 IV Fee $230*2 paid

05/09/2012 - DS-230 IV package mailed to NVC

05/11/2012 - DS-230 IV package received by NVC

05/17/2012 - Case Completed

Consulate

07/02/2012 - VFS visit in Cochin

07/04/2012 - Medical in Chennai

07/12/2012 - Interview in Mumbai - Success!

09/08/2012 - POE at JFK, NY

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Filed: IR-5 Country: India
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You are soooooo funny :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

I'm surprised I haven't injured myself with all this laughter lately .... you certainly know how to help pass the time :rofl::rofl::rofl:

hehehe :rofl::rofl::rofl: Sarah, come on... next one is yours :lol:


CSC - I-130 for Parents (IR5)

10/11/2011 - Sent to Chicago Lockbox

10/13/2011 - Delivered at Chicago Lockbox

10/17/2011 - Email received with Receipt#, Routed to CSC

10/18/2011 - Cleared the checks $420*2

10/21/2011 - Received NOA1

03/30/2012 - Received NOA2

NVC

04/19/2012 - NVC received

05/01/2012 - Case# generated

05/02/2012 - DS-3032 COA emailed

05/02/2012 - I-864 AOS Fee $88 paid

05/05/2012 - I-864 AOS package mailed to NVC

05/07/2012 - I-864 AOS package received by NVC

05/07/2012 - DS-3032 COA accepted

05/08/2012 - DS-230 IV Fee $230*2 paid

05/09/2012 - DS-230 IV package mailed to NVC

05/11/2012 - DS-230 IV package received by NVC

05/17/2012 - Case Completed

Consulate

07/02/2012 - VFS visit in Cochin

07/04/2012 - Medical in Chennai

07/12/2012 - Interview in Mumbai - Success!

09/08/2012 - POE at JFK, NY

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i'll get my thinking cap on .... and pull something together .... people didn't really like my USCIS morning conversation about the crappy made up dates on the website ..... but did you read the last part of it where Paris came up with the idea for a TV show?

:lol:

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Filed: IR-5 Country: India
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i'll get my thinking cap on .... and pull something together .... people didn't really like my USCIS morning conversation about the crappy made up dates on the website ..... but did you read the last part of it where Paris came up with the idea for a TV show?

:lol:

Who told you people didn't like your posting ??? It was so funny and I laughed a lot :rofl::rofl::rofl:

I saw Paris' TV show postings... It is hilarious too :rofl::rofl::rofl:


CSC - I-130 for Parents (IR5)

10/11/2011 - Sent to Chicago Lockbox

10/13/2011 - Delivered at Chicago Lockbox

10/17/2011 - Email received with Receipt#, Routed to CSC

10/18/2011 - Cleared the checks $420*2

10/21/2011 - Received NOA1

03/30/2012 - Received NOA2

NVC

04/19/2012 - NVC received

05/01/2012 - Case# generated

05/02/2012 - DS-3032 COA emailed

05/02/2012 - I-864 AOS Fee $88 paid

05/05/2012 - I-864 AOS package mailed to NVC

05/07/2012 - I-864 AOS package received by NVC

05/07/2012 - DS-3032 COA accepted

05/08/2012 - DS-230 IV Fee $230*2 paid

05/09/2012 - DS-230 IV package mailed to NVC

05/11/2012 - DS-230 IV package received by NVC

05/17/2012 - Case Completed

Consulate

07/02/2012 - VFS visit in Cochin

07/04/2012 - Medical in Chennai

07/12/2012 - Interview in Mumbai - Success!

09/08/2012 - POE at JFK, NY

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Filed: K-3 Visa Country: Sri Lanka
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i'll get my thinking cap on .... and pull something together .... people didn't really like my USCIS morning conversation about the crappy made up dates on the website ..... but did you read the last part of it where Paris came up with the idea for a TV show?

:lol:

Who told you people didn't like your posting ??? It was so funny and I laughed a lot :rofl::rofl::rofl:

I saw Paris' TV show postings... It is hilarious too :rofl::rofl::rofl:

Ya i agree . the morning conversation was the best!

Thank you lotofpatience for this one. i was feeling like hell these days but you guys really keep us going. Thanks again :thumbs:


I 130

2oth Aug 2007 - Got married in SL

12th Sept 2007 - sent I 130 to CSC

5th Jan 2008 - Received NOA 1

16th May 2008 - Approved (NOA2 in 247 days )

18th May 2008 - Touch (Guess its been sent to USCIS mail room)

20th May 2008 - Received Hard Copy NOA2

I 129 F

7th Jan 2008 - Sent I 129 F to CSC

10th Jan 2008 - Received by CSC

18th Jan 2008 - Received NOA 1

16th May 2008 - Approved (NOA2 in 130 days )

18th May 2008 - Touch (Guess its been sent to USCIS mail room)

20th May 2008 - Received Hard Copy NOA2

21st May 2008 - Received Docs at NVC

xxx xxx xxxx - Case # generated

28th May 2008 - Sent to USEM Colombo

29th May 2008 - USEM Colombo confirmed receipt

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