BATTLE OF JEALOUSY

[pnrmbr975 1]

What a thread! Somebody needs to brush up on her English communication skills.

[dalegg 143]

In the battle of husband vs wife, here is a suggestion each could learn from eachother:

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:

Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.

Walk to bathroom wearing long robe. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -- make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.

Get in the shower. Use wash cloth, long loofah,

wide loofah and pumice stone.

Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo

with 43 added vitamins.

Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner.

Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.

Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.

Rinse conditioner off hair.

Shave armpits and legs.

Rinse off.

Turn off shower.

Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.

Spray mold spots with Tilex.

Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.

Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

Return to bedroom wearing long robe and towel on head.

If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave

them in a pile.

Walk naked to the bathroom.

If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making

the woo-woo sound.

Look at your manly physique in the mirror.

Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.

Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits.

Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.

Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.

Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.

Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.

Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.

Pee.

Rinse off and get out of shower.

Partially dry off.

Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging

out of tub the whole time.

Admire wiener size in mirror again.

Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, and light and fan on.

Return to bedroom with towel around waist.

If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and

make the woo-woo sound again.

Throw wet towel on bed.

[almaty 19]

What a thread! Somebody needs to brush up on her English communication skills.

cheap shot..the young lady is doing her best to communicate in a language that is 2nd to hers..i like to see you write in tagalog

Edited March 20, 2008 by almaty

[I luv my chappara 0]

i'm jealous coz he used the computer so bad... im just seating beside.. it's boring

[almaty 19]

i'm jealous coz he used the computer so bad... im just seating beside.. it's boring

slap him sister (JOKING) and jump in there

[pnrmbr975 1]

What a thread! Somebody needs to brush up on her English communication skills.

cheap shot..the young lady is doing her best to communicate in a language that is 2nd to hers..i like to see you write in tagalog

well, she needed to be told so she'd know better. She seemed too arrogant to honor other people's opinions, and her responses led to nowhere. She lacks the skills to express her thoughts very well, which is basically understandable, but she lacks the skill to understand what is being expressed to her. I am not trying to belittle her but she really needs to work on her English skills so she will understand what the people here are trying to tell her. They are very informative and insightful. It is a pity to let sound advices and opinions go to waste.

don't worry, I'll go back to hiding.