Noisy neighbor

[Empress of Groovy 373]

How about enlisting the local junior high school band's brass section? And to show your neighbor you're a force to be reckoned with, have the kids chuck their mutes through his window.

[Ban Hammer 14,075]

How about enlisting the local junior high school band's brass section? And to show your neighbor you're a force to be reckoned with, have the kids chuck their mutes through his window.

local church choir practice

[Empress of Groovy 373]

Jamie, I bet you didn't figure you'd get so many ingenious ideas!

[Nessa 23]

every time that happens put a box filled with poop at his front door.

[eric&gen 0]

Stick a banana up tailpipe of car and let the air out of tires. Throw a poop bomb on door. Find the circuit breaker to there unit cut off power. On days off throw a wild party during the times they sleep and buy a much louder home theater system play a good PORN movie loud loool.

And do all this in one day for maximum effect.

all good but i'd recommend a loud porn movie instead of a war movie

How about both at once? A cumulative effect is best for Eric's creative approach, I think.

Perhaps a cat in heat could be employed to add to the soundtrack. I'm sure she'd take payment in kitty treats.

oooo that gives me an excellent chance to use this

He he does it matter what kind of porn can it be prison porn black porn lesbo porn does it matter also invite friends over for wild orgy loooooool.

[wishbone 0]

Our neighbor is currently constructing their home, just a few meters away from my room.

[Jamie76 0]

Talk to your landlord about him or move somewhere.

I missed this one... Wow, move somewhere. That solves everything.

[eric&gen 0]

Cost money to move what if the person cant afford to move out right away plus the rent payment go up. All well they would have to just use ear plugs loool.

[Empress of Groovy 373]

If only you lived in Tucson--I'd suggest a high-velocity piss into his swamp cooler.

[eekee 182]

I had a noisy neighbor and i banged on her wall when she was being too noisy and she moved out. no one else where i was living liked her either. but if this guy is your maintenance person it's a bit stickier... can you file an anonymous complaint with your landlord?

now i have a neighbor who smokes pot ALL DAY LONG and makes everything in the building smell like pot due the ventilation system. ughhh.

Edited March 11, 2008 by eekee

[Ban Hammer 14,075]

If only you lived in Tucson--I'd suggest a high-velocity piss into his swamp cooler.