In Honor of Stupid People . . .

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In Honor of Stupid People . . .

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on

consumer goods.

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) --

'Do not turn upside down.'

(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

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On Sainsbury's peanuts --

'Warning: contains nuts.'

(talk about a news flash)

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On Boot's Children Cough Medicine --

'Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking

this medication.'

(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we

could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)

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On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding --

'Product will be hot after heating.'

(...and you thought????...)

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On a Sears hairdryer --

Do not use while sleeping.

(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

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On a bag of Fritos --

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.

Details inside.

(the shoplifter special?)

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On a bar of Dial soap --

'Directions: Use like regular soap.'

(and that would be???....)

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On some Swanson frozen dinners --

'Serving suggestion: Defrost.'

(but, it's just a suggestion.)

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On packaging for a Rowenta iron --

'Do not iron clothes on body.'

(but wouldn't this save me time?)

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On Nytol Sleep Aid --

'Warning: May cause drowsiness.'

(..I'm taking this because???.....)

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On most brands of Christmas lights --

'For indoor or outdoor use only.'

(as opposed to what?)

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On a Japanese food processor --

'Not to be used for the other use.'

(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

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On an American Airlines packet of nuts --

'Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.'

(Step 3: say what?)

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On a child's Superman costume --

'Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.'

(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

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On a Swedish chainsaw --

'Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.'

(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

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Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread

the stupidity to someone you want to bring a smile to

(maybe even chuckle)...

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****Blessed are the cracked:

for it is they who let in the light*****

[almaty 19]

On a Swedish chainsaw --

'Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.'

(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

whoa, i glad i read this thread..as i got some wood to cut in the back yard..and the gentials areas seem logic to stop the blade...well that is if you are hung like eric

[Nagishkaw 510]

On a Swedish chainsaw --

'Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.'

(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

:lol:

[Nagishkaw 510]

On a Swedish chainsaw --

'Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.'

(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

whoa, i glad i read this thread..as i got some wood a woody to cut in the back yard..and the gentials areas seem logic to stop the blade...well that is if you are hung like eric

[eric&gen 0]

On a Swedish chainsaw --

'Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.'

(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

whoa, i glad i read this thread..as i got some wood a woody to cut in the back yard..and the gentials areas seem logic to stop the blade...well that is if you are hung like eric

Did someone say WOOD? i have a wood pecker in the tree.

[almaty 19]

touche.,.i was waiting for you

[Bootylicious!! 2]

touche.,.i was waiting for you

Didn't take long did it Bro Dean?!?! :lol: