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A good way to gross out your wife!

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DeadPoolX   9

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I was on the phone with my wife one weekend morning and she was making an omelette. Since I couldn't see what she was doing, I asked her what the noise was in the background.

She told me, "I'm cooking eggs to make an omelette."

"Oh, okay," I responded. Then, for some odd reason, I decided to say, "You know... you have eggs too."

There was a long pause on the other end of the phone and finally, I heard her say: "Thanks a lot. Now I have to make something else for breakfast."

I really didn't intend to do that, but I couldn't stop laughing afterwards. :innocent:

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Nagishkaw   510

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Don't put all your eggs into one basket.

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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Nagishkaw Grand Master

Nagishkaw   510

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I should have scrambled it up a bit.

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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Hmmm.... Canadian Caviar......

Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. ####### coated bastards with ####### filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bobble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.
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Bad, but not as bad as farting during oral sex I suppose.

there, that just needed a bit of fine tuning. :thumbs:

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♥Sora_9_Dam3a♥   0

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:dead: ewww...

::There’s a laugh in my eyes::

There’s a waltz in my walk

And it’s been such a long time

Since there was hope in my talk

If you never knew

What it is that’s new.. it’s you

‘Cause when your hands are in mine

You set a fire that everyone can see

And it’s burning away

Every bad memory

To tell you the truth

If it’s something new.. baby it’s you

It’s you in the morning

It’s you in the night

A beautiful angel came down

To light up my life

The world’s a different place

Where nothing’s too hard to say

And nothing’s too hard to do

Never too much to go through

To tell you the truth

Everything that’s new.. baby it’s you

It’s you in the morning

It’s you in the night

A beautiful angel came down

To light up my life

My life, my life

Ohh

So if I get to grow old (oh if I get to grow old)

With many years behind me (many years behind me)

There’s only one thing I want (aahh)

One thing I need beside me

For all that you are

For everything you do

For all that you’ve done

Just for showing me the truth

::It’s you...It’s you...Baby it’s you::

--Westlife

...alhamdullah...rabbina ya khallena le ba3d fil donya wa fil akhra...ameen...

 

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